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posted by windwakerguy430
(Plum Jerkum walks into house)
Shot Glass: Thank god. I thought you'd never get here. That Toy Sword girl must have really liked 당신 to keep 당신 away for so long
자두, 매 화 Jerkum: Hay, don't blame it all on Toy. She's a nice girl
Shot Glass: Good for you. Now lets get into the kitchen. All the guys are there (Plum and Shot walk into kitchen)
Six Shooter: So, a cop is working for a thief, a gangster, and a mob boss. Never would have expected this
Broadsword: Well, I never would have expected to work with a psycho, a pothead, and a blackmailer
Six Shooter: Real friendly
Road Rage: Ha ha ha I like this guy. He's right. I am a pothead
불, 화재 Arm: I think he was talking about me
자두, 매 화 Jerkum: Hay, 당신 guys getting along
Six Shooter: It could be better
Shot Glass: Okay, so tell 자두, 매 화 here what our options are
Six Shooter: Well, a group of truck containing sixty pounds of heroine is due to be delivered to one of Diamond Rings warehouses. If we follow the trucks, we can find the warehouse and destroy it
Broadsword: Thats just crazy I say we take out the drivers and take the trucks ourselves so we can sell the drugs ourselves and 스플릿, 분할 the cash
Six Shooter: Though, as 당신 can see, we all didn't agree
불, 화재 Arm: I say we destroy the place. Anything to piss off that Diamond Ring guy
Road Rage: Oh come on. I say we take the trucks. Not only because of the money, but all that heroine
Six Shooter: Well, Shot, Plum. What do 당신 think we should do. Destroy the warehouse 또는 Take the trucks
Shot Glass: (Whispers in Plums ear)
(Okay guys, what do 당신 think the choice should be. It can be any of these choices, but remember that each choice has a consequence to it)
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Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
added by Hairity
posted by Seanthehedgehog
On the 다음 day, I arrived at the station with a box of chocolates, and a 사랑 letter.

Master Sword: *Waiting for Whirl Wind*
Ten Cents: *Arrives* What's with those chocolates?
Master Sword: They're all for Whirl Wind.
Ten Cents: 당신 know, Bartholomew was gonna try to get 당신 two to in love.
Master Sword: What did 당신 tell him?
Ten Cents: I told him that he should tell her nice things about you. Where is Bartholomew anyway?
Master Sword: He's coming from Grand Central Station. 당신 know how crowded that station is.
Ten Cents: Oh yes. I saw somepony getting pushed on the floor. It was terrible.

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Source: joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
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added by karinabrony
Oh man, THIS story. I have gotten messages from people telling me to review this one MLP story. I’m not kidding. Hell, even a regular on this club, whose name will not be mentioned, told me to review this fanfic… a whole ten months ago. Now, why did it take me so long to review this fanfic. Because I was a lazy idiot back when I first started my WYT’s, so I only reviewed short fanfics, and this fanfic has a grand total of 29 chapters. Twenty nine. And if that wasn’t bad enough, on FiMFiction.com, this fanfic does not have a single like. I’m not kidding, the bar is literally redder...
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W: (Looking at a page in the Death Note that is torn off) How odd. The corner of this page is torn off (Speaks to PrinceLightning) Can 당신 kill someone with just a piece of the Death Note
PrinceLightning: Not sure. Never tried it
W: I see. Tell me, Prince, do “Gods of Death” 사랑 apples
PrinceLightning: Not sure
W: Well, aren’t 당신 a great amount of f**king help
Jordy_Dash: (Working nearby)
W: 당신 know 당신 can go and hang out with Onyx, and all that crap, right. 당신 don’t have to work all the time, and take all my glory for yourself
Jordy_Dash: I’ll...
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Businessman: So, as long as I use the Death Note to kill people who have wronged others, I can kill whoever I wish
PrinceLightning: That is correct (I just hope this is enough to save Onyx)
W: (Over intercom)Hey, Mr.Brightside, the others guys have been talking, and, since I have 더 많이 power, I really didn’t want to talk to 당신 while 당신 were in jail. But, they threatened to play pop 음악 while they worked, so, here I am. So, are 당신 sure 당신 should stay in here any longer
Mr.Brightside: As long as Jordy isn’t Killer, that’s all that...
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Jordy_Dash: (Walking to the 대학 with Onyx, Sean, and Prince)
Student 1: Hey, is that Onyx, the celebrity? What would she be doing at a school like this
Student 2: Who knows. I’m just 더 많이 worried about how 당신 manage to make your hair so shiny
Student 1: ….. okay
Jordy_Dash: (Now, if I’m correct, then I could use Onyx’s Shinigami Eyes to find out W’s name. Once she does, I can kill him)
PrinceLightning: What are 당신 thinking about
Jordy_Dash: Oh, Prince. Good. Listen, I need your help
PrinceLightning: Am I at least given a choice
Jordy_Dash: No, now, listen. Onyx is going to find out...
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This fan-fic is not even close to my old fan-fics
It is still in old reality and stuff so if 당신 dont know wtf is happening just check out my old fan-fics
( I felt like 글쓰기 some filler to my normal series that - will come in it time - yes I WILL continue The New era BUT maybe under another name dunno )

here comes my death as a writer
Year : ???
Era : "The New World"

"Life have changed, most of Equestria is now covered 의해 wastelands. Only some 메리다와 마법의 숲 ponies survived the explosion in Canterlot. Five scientists tried to recreate...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: September 3, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:40 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss walked together to the yards.

Hawkeye: 당신 know what I want to do after work?
Metal Gloss: What?
Hawkeye: I want to plan our honeymoon.
Metal Gloss: Can't we do that after we get married?
Hawkeye: What for? It's always great to be prepared.

They entered the yards, and saw Gordon leaning on the yard tower.

Gordon: 당신 two are an hour, and a half late for work.
Hawkeye: Shut up Gordon.
Metal Gloss: We made plans to get married.
Gordon: *Very angry for no reason* WHAT?!!?
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
나귀, 엉덩이 나귀, 엉덩이 Inn

Audience: *Laughing*

Starring 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic 무지개, 레인 보우 as Donovan
Blaze as Richard

Los Angeles. A place for many great events, and some bad ones as well.

Audience: *Laughing*

One of the hotels in this town is called the 나귀, 엉덩이 나귀, 엉덩이 Inn. It's got a secret strip club run 의해 two mares, but the main reason for it's name, is because it's a hotel for assassins only.

Ranger: What's our target for the 일 Mercury?
Mercury: Our target is to shoot down a green unicorn. He's a police...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are 프렌즈 live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Something seems wrong here.
Master Sword: Why?
Tom: When we appeared, the audience was cheering, clapping, and whistling. However, I did not hear any laughter!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Thank you. The more, the merrier.
Master Sword: Who wants to hear about today's crossover parody?
Tom: Obviously, everpony. Otherwise, they wouldn't be here...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: July 28, 1958
Location: Ogden Utah
Time: 10:36 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Donut kept complaining about everything. He complained about not getting enough hooficures. He complained about getting too much work. It was so annoying that Nikki decided to put an end to it once, and for all.

Nikki: *Sitting at the station with Anthony, and Donut* I ain't happy with what 당신 did yesterday. 당신 just left your train on a bridge.
Donut: Shut the fuck up. I didn't ask for anypony to criticize me about my job.
Nikki: Then it's a good thing my sister is coming back today. She'll teach 당신 common...
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added by izfankirby
Credit: Yourenigma ; Is this 조랑말 related? Sure, 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash is in the corner
마이 리틀 포니 우정은 마법
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posted by TotalDramaFan60
In a land, far, far, away, a long time ago...
There lived six ponies who needed to fight for their territory.
Doctor Twilight Sparkle and her 프렌즈 have now taken on their first invader:Nightmare Moon.
Doctor Twilight Sparkle:*paces around* ...how are we going to defeat her?
Spike: Aye, I dunno.
Medic Fluttershy: *knocks*
Doctor Twilight Sparkle: Come in...
Medic Fluttershy: *comes in* ...I have some bad news.
Doctor Twilight Sparkle: If it's about...her...
Medic Fluttershy: No...it's not. *holds out 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash*
Doctor Twilight Sparkle: *gasps*
Medic Fluttershy: A very mysterious 조랑말 hurt her...It...
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Trixie: I'm glad your finally over AppleJack.. Who needed her anyway. She didn't get you.. 당신 need someone who 'dose' get you.. Someone who knew 당신 your whole life.
Saten: 당신 mean Derpy?
Trixie: Well.. Sure.. Derpy.. But I meant some 'else' who knew 당신 your entire life, and always had a thing for you.. Who knows.. She might be sitting in front of you.
Saten: (obviously) I honestly have no idea what your going on about Trixie. But your voice is soothing, and strangely I feel better.. (happily) Thanks, 당신 always such a great friend.
Trixie: (sighs) Sure... Friend
Saten: (gets up) Anyway. I gotta go.. Sorry again for trying to kill you, last time we were here.
Trixie: (shrugs) 당신 were drunk.
Saten: If it makes 당신 feel better. I'm really trying to cut back on alcohol.
Trixie: I sincerely doubt that.. But if 당신 say.
Saten: (leaves)
Trixie: (sighs) Guess Trixie's paying again..