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After being promoted 의해 Pete, Percy went to wait with Hawkeye, and Stylo.

Hawkeye: What's with the sticker you're wearing?
Percy: Pete put that on there to let everypony that I'm now an engineer on this line.
Stylo: Ah, congratulations on the promotion.
Percy: Thank you.
Gordon: *Arrives* What the fuck is this? 당신 have enough room to let Percy sit with you, but 당신 won't let me sit with you?
Hawkeye: What can we say? You're fatter, and much 더 많이 rude then Percy.
Gordon: Why are 당신 wearing a sticker? What are you, three?
Percy: Read it, and find out.
Gordon: *Reading sticker* New engineer? What the fuck gave Pete the idea to let 당신 be an engineer?
Stylo: Because he actually knows how to drive a train.
Hawkeye: Yeah, all 당신 do is either go too fast, 또는 jump off at 랜덤 times.
Gordon: 예수님 christ. *Walks to train yard*
Percy: He always gets angry about everything.
Hawkeye: Oh yes he does.
Stylo: In 1941, he was one of the pilots that bombed Pearl Harbor.
Pete: *Arrives* Alright Percy, Orion is going to stop here, and let off some supplies from his freight train. When he does that, go ahead, and climb in the engine with him.
Percy: Yes sir.
Hawkeye: Good luck with your first assignment.
Pete: Pierce, 당신 and Stylo have to pull a double header with Gordon, and Coffee Creme.
Hawkeye: Double heading with Frenchy, and the angry pumpkin.
Stylo: I don't get it.
Hawkeye: Because he's orange.
Stylo: Oh, now I get it.

Percy soon saw Orion pull up to the station in a short freight train. It was being pulled 의해 one GP9. There were three box cars, and a caboose.

Percy: Hello.
Orion: Hey, how are you?
Percy: Good. I'm the new engineer.
Orion: So I heard. Climb in.
Percy: *Climbs into cab*
Orion: So how have things been?
Percy: Good.
Orion: Good. Now when you're ready, we can take off.
Percy: Well, should we wait for them to unload that car of supplies first?
Orion: Wait a minute, 당신 just gave me a good idea to get fired. *Takes off*
Workers: Wait, we still have to unload!!
Orion: Haha, that's definitely going to get me fired now.
Percy: Go back.
Orion: What?
Percy: I said go back, and let them unload the train!!
Orion: *Stops* Well, 당신 didn't have to shout. *Goes backwards to station*
Workers: Hey, kid, what were 당신 thinking?!
Orion: Oh, I thought it would be a good idea to get fired if I-
Workers: Not you, the other 조랑말 in the cab!
Percy: Who, me?
Workers: Yeah you, 당신 should have waited for us to unload before taking off like that!
Percy: But Orion was the one driving.
Worker: Bullshit! *Finishes unloading boxcar* Okay, now 당신 can go!
Percy: *Drives train*
Orion: Way to go Percy, 당신 ruined my chance of getting fired from here!
Percy: Why can't 당신 just quit?
Orion: Because I'll get arrested if I quit.
Percy: No 당신 won't.
Orion: Yes I will. It happened to a very good friend of mine that lived in London.
Percy: Whatever. I'm not even going to argue with you.

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Music: "Any Way 당신 Want It" from the "Rock of Ages" movie soundtrack performed 의해 Mary J. Blige.
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ONCE TWILGHT AND SATEN FIND THE NEW FRIENDS:

Twilight Sparkle: Ahem? 당신 just decided to skip our 공식 만찬, 저녁 식사 without telling me? Are 당신 aware that, at this very moment, Princess Celestia is waiting for 당신 at a 표, 테이블 with exquisite silverware placement?!

Starlight Glimmer: Yes, but—

Twilight Sparkle: This is exactly why I didn't want 당신 to make 프렌즈 with Trixie.

Trixie: A-ha! 당신 still don't trust me! But guess what, princess? It doesn't matter if 당신 want to give me a 초 chance 또는 not. Starlight had to choose between 당신 and me, and she chose me! Your pupil chose me, so ha! I win!

Saten...
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TWILIGHT SPARKLE- "WHAT DID 당신 DO DISCORD"?

DISCORD- "LIGHTEN UP PONIES I ONLY MADE 프렌즈 OF PONIES LIKE YOU" !

PINKIE PIE- "HEY TWILIGHT THOSE PONIES GIVE ME THE CREEPS I'M NOT SURE IF THEY LOOK LIKE THE MANE SIX" ?

RARITY- "THEY SURELY DO LOOK RATHER HIDIOUS".

RAINBOW DASH- "YEAH I THINK THEY COULDN'T OUT FLY AN AWESOME 조랑말 PEGASUS LIKE ME"!

DISCORD- "AMUSING ISN'T IT I THOUGHT 당신 PONIES WANTED SOME FUN "!

FLUTTERSHY-"REMEMBER DISCORD REFORMED EVEN IF HIS MANE SIX ARE DARK THEY NEED ALL THE 사랑 INSIDE THEIR BROKEN HEARTS"!
APPLEJACK- "YA RIGHT FLUTTERSHY I SEEM TO REMEMBER WHEN 당신 WENT...
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