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Meanwhile on some isolated island in Japan.

Japanese 조랑말 87: This isrand is three mires away from Japan's nearest civirization.
Japanese 조랑말 35: And we have rots of ponies in our mafia, that are wirring to kirr you. So terr us what we need to know.
Sean: *Tied up in chair* That all depends. What do 당신 want to know?
Japanese 조랑말 35: We want to know arr about why 당신 have been pranning to attack Discord. Japa the Nese is very crose 프렌즈 with Discord, and he doesn't 애로우 anyone to kirr them.
Sean: He has been threatining average ponies, like 당신 guys, with death, slavery, and violence. He has to be defeated.
Japanese 조랑말 87: Why wourd 당신 to prevent any of that from happening?
Japanese 조랑말 35: We dear with that arr the time, and yet, our country is very powerfur.
Sean: So am I.
Japanese 조랑말 87: What can 당신 do?
Sean: 당신 really wanna know? *Breaks rope, and uses part of chair to knock out japanese ponies* Now to take my gun. They left it in the weapons room, but first I need to save 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash, and Celestia.

Meanwhile, on another part of the island, in a small hut.

Rarity: *Laying on floor*
Japanese 조랑말 64: Who is this friend of yours?
Rarity: *Looking at 랜덤 pony* I don't know him.
Japanese 조랑말 64: 당신 better terr me, 또는 I wirr do something 당신 won't want me to do.
Rarity: W-what are 당신 going to do?
Japanese 조랑말 64: Hit 당신 of course.
Japanese 조랑말 53: What do we do with this pony? *Pointing to 랜덤 pony*
Japanese 조랑말 64: Beat him. I am going to beat this firry up.
Rarity: No! Don't!!
Japanese 조랑말 64: *Hitting Rarity*
Rarity: AAH!!

While that was happening.

Sean: *Knocks on door*
Japanese 조랑말 77: Who is it? *Opens door*
Sean: *Knocks out japanese pony*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Wakes up*
Celestia: *Sees Sean* Thank goodness it's you.
Sean: Yeah. I need your help getting into the weapon's room. Those gangsters put my machine gun in there.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: We'll help 당신 get it out.
Sean: *Goes to weapon's room*
Celestia: Get it. We'll stand guard.
Sean: *Opens door* Now, where's that machine gun? *Finds machine gun* Perfect. *Takes machine gun* I got it. Let's go.

After that.

Japanese 조랑말 64: *Smoking cigarette*
Japanese 조랑말 53: *Hitting 랜덤 pony*
Japanese 조랑말 64: *Blows smoke into Rarity's face* 당신 think just because 당신 say nothing, 당신 are strong. That's not true. 당신 two are cowards.
랜덤 Pony: Don't tell that peice of hell anything!
Japanese 조랑말 64: Why are 당신 tarking to her?
랜덤 Pony: *Spits in Japanese Pony's face*
Japanese 조랑말 64: *Burns 랜덤 조랑말 with cigarette* Finish the job. *Goes for walk*
Japanese 조랑말 53: *Grabs knife*
랜덤 Pony: Go fuck yourself.
Japanese 조랑말 53: *Stabs 랜덤 조랑말 to death*
Rarity: *Crawling away*
Japanese 조랑말 53: *Grabs Rarity* Stand stirr.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Stabs japanese 조랑말 53* Rarity. You're okay. Thank goodness. We're gonna make them pay for what they've done.

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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Gordon and Hawkeye go up Sherman 언덕, 힐
Gordon and Hawkeye go up Sherman Hill
The train went up Sherman Hill, and Gordon was shoveling coal

Gordon: Hey, if 당신 let me drive this train, I will be the happiest 조랑말 ever.
Hawkeye: *flicks Gordon*
Gordon: dadlhbndfgonlkesjgkodsfgbvdfljkgzx! YOU. Leave this train right now! If you're going to torturize me, then get off this train
Hawkeye: *flicks Gordon*
Gordon: Yoyoyoyo! Now, you're making me mad! Get the hell off this train.
Hawkeye: Nah, I kinda like it in here. We're not even halfway up, why have 당신 stopped shoveling?
Gordon: Because that's what 당신 should be doing.
Hawkeye: Says the one with the shovel.
Gordon: Fine! *shovels...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Scorpio
Scorpio
Seanthehedgehog presents.

A story that takes place in San Franciscolt.

Dirty Harry.

It was a wonderful, and sunny 일 when a 조랑말 with a sniper 소총 was looking at a mare swimming. The 조랑말 with the 소총 was named Scorpio, and he was an assassin. The mare swimming was at the 상단, 맨 위로 of a huge building, and Scorpio was going to do whatever he could to kill this mare. Why? Because he's evil.

With one shot, the mare was killed. Blood came out of her body, and into the swimming pool looking like red paint being washed off a brush.

Half an 시간 later, a 조랑말 was walking. This 조랑말 was known as Harry...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Robin 후드
Robin Hood
This may sound like the story of a person that robbed the rich, and fed the poor. Your wrong. It's the story of a pony that robbed the rich to feed the poor.

It all started when Robin 후드 was walking through the forest with his best friend, and partner Little John. The two always had each other's backs, but when they were walking somepony spotted them, the sheriff.

The sheriff ordered four police officers to attack them. These two were wanted dead, 또는 alive. The two ponies that were being shot at saw a shed to hide in, and they went in it. The police 로스트 them, and went somewhere else.

LJ:...
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posted by Canada24
CHAPTER 7:

Rainbow dash was still sleeping peacefully when suddenly she was gently woken up.

"Dashie, wake up, we're here" Twilight said quitely.

"Huh? What?" the colorful Pegasus groaned, barelly awake.

"We arrived at UK" Twilight said, still speaking softly to her sleepy friend.

"Oh.. Right" 무지개, 레인 보우 said, remembering why he and Twilight were in the hot air balloon, and so the cyan Pegasus stretched as she began getting up from her lovely nap.

"Come on now, 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash, let's hurry" Twilight said, jumping out of the large 담홍색, 핑크 balloon basket.

"Rainbow?"

"Coming, coming" the Pegasus groaned. But unfortantly...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Twilight ran to the 성 in Canterlot

Celestia: !reh llik ot gniog m'I thgiliwT dnif I nehW
Twilight: *enters throne* !!seccnirP
Celestia: *shoots at Twilight*
Twilight: *yawa snur*
Celestia: !ereh kcab teG
Twilight: *gninnur llits* ?won od I od thaW
Pinkie Pie: Twilight!!
Twilight: ?eiP eikniP
Pinkie Pie: You're stuck to speaking in reverse aren't you?
Twilight: ?sdrawkcab gnikaeps ton uoy era woH
Pinkie Pie: Oh I am. I'm speaking in reverse, in reverse.
Twilight: ?tahW
Pinkie Pie: Yeah, it's possible!
Twilight: .os yas uoy fI
Pinkie Pie: 당신 can do it
Twilight: *seirt* Bitches!!
Pinkie Pie: 당신 did it!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Somewhere in the atlantic ocean

Equestrian pony54: *grabs fish*
Equestrian pony67: *walks inside part of boat*
Equestrian captain: Good morning Rob.
Rob: Hello captain. *pushes button*

The 벽 moved, and revealed a secret room. This was no ordinary fishing boat.

Equestrian pony65: Good to see 당신 again Rob.
Rob: Only so I can take over your shift.
Equestrian pony87: I think we got something.
Equestrian pony54: I'm reeling it in right now.
Rob: Hang on, that thing we're reeling in, it's a bomb!
Equestrian pony87: You're pulling in a bomb! STOP!
Equestrian pony54: Too late! Hit the don't sink button!...
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A little note: before I start, I'd like to acknowledge the other awesome bronies doing some rocking fan-fiction! 당신 guys are really talented! So with that out of the way, let's go further into this story!


I stared at them, my wings I mean. I just stared perplexed; I have only remembered seeing two ponies yet I knew my wings weren't normal. Were they why I'm evil? I had to find out! I looked at the trash I was laying in, a hooded robe! Now no-pony else will be calling me a thing 또는 evil! I stumbled out of the alley way I was thrown in, I couldn't remember how to walk! Ok. Left hoof, right hoof,...
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All I saw was black. It took me a 초 또는 two for me to realise that I had my eyes closed, I tried to open them. I couldn't. I heard a voice though so I listened; "Sissy! This is my room! Get out!" "Dinky what the 건초 is under your blanket?!" "Umm... Nothing" "Dinky Hooves! Don't make me get your mother in here!" "Sparkler! Nothing under here I swear!" "Dinky..." "Alright! It's a princess!" "Don't lie!" "It is! I found her in the ever-free forest! And and she has wings and uh horn so she's a princess!" "In the ever-free forest! Don't tell me 당신 went in there!" "Sparkler it's true I'll show...
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"Hellllooo everypony! im here with Dryrain,Cotton Swirl and Autumn Leaves!" Benny said as she put on her headphones."Hi!" they all said at the same time."Im in the game already,do i just start?" Dryrain said as Cotton Swirl said she did too. "No no no don't start okay start now".

"NO THERES THUNDER AND LIGHTING I HATE THUDER AND LIGHTING!!" Dryrain Screamed when she heard the sound of thunder."Okk..we are going to play untill everyone dies" Benny said as everyone started.Dryrain walked in a room "What a 랜덤 place to put a bed" she said as she walked out the room.

"Is he here all ready?! GET...
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-In Ponyville, with Nashgear's Team-
"I see Twilight", said Smiley. Everypony ran to who they thought was Twilight, but was actually a changeling. "Are 당신 okay, Twilight?"

"I just defeated the changelings that were holding me captive in my house. I'm fine now, but we have to find my friends."

"Let's go", said Nashgear. Everypony ran to the center of Ponyville. "Okay. Twilight and I will go find Rarity, Amber and Pheninox will go find Applejack, Smiley and Constance will go find Pinkie Pie, Vanilla Twilight and Oddity will go find 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash. Then we all meet back here."

"Who's going to look...
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me: *playing on dsi like a boss*
pinkie pie:hey phonenix wanna bake some Cupcakes?
me: umm kay
*goes into front door* ( all the sudden a hammer 매, 팔 콘 punched me)
me: *wakes up* ugh what happed?
*trying to escape but im straped in chains*
Pinkie pie: ready to bake some Cupcakes?
me: this i not how to bake cupcakes
Pinkie pie: it is to me but first i have to bake you
*puts phonenix into a oven*
Pinkie pie: *leaves*
me: *looks around and gets out of oven* phew itz its time to investingate my way *goes misterously hall with 5 doors* TO be continued
posted by Mylittlecute12
once pinkie pie was running out of special stuff to finish her cupcakes.and then she asked 무지개, 레인 보우 dash to eat a 컵 케이크, 컵 케익, 컵 케 익 and what was in it was poison 무지개, 레인 보우 ate the 컵 케이크, 컵 케익, 컵 케 익 and fell down on the floor pinkie grabbed her and took her she tied her down.rainbow woke up she was shocked cause she could not 옮기기 her body then pinkie came with evil smile then she got a 칼, 나이프 and sliced her cutie mark off then she chopped her wings burned her legs and took her brain she made 컵케익 out of brain 주스 blood and her cutie mark 무지개, 레인 보우 was dead and she offered her 컵케익 to her other 프렌즈 they didn't know.

applebloom: hehehe silver time to die!!!!!!!! cuts her body in half the end!