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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gordon arrived at Portland, and thought the town looked good.

Gordon: I wish I could work on the Union Pacific here instead of having to be in Cheyenne. Maybe I could get Pete to transfer me to here from Cheyenne after my suspension.

He went to where the station was, but he wished he hadn't.

Passengers: Hurry up with our bags!
Porter: I'm doing the best I can-
Passengers: You're not doing good enough, hurry up!
Porter: Just stop! You're too close to me *Punches passenger*
Gordon: Wow. Even I don't do that to the passengers. *Walks to station*
Passengers: *Sees Gordon* Oh great. First the porter is too slow with our bags, and now a fat fuck arrives. What's next, a gay pony?
Gordon: Hey, I came over to see if I could help you, but since 당신 insulted me, I guess you'll have to sort out your bags 의해 yourself.
Passenger: Okay, don't go!
Gordon: That's what I want to here. *Carrying luggage*

He put five suitcases on his back, and put them in one of the passenger cars.

Passenger 464: Whoa, that was cool.
Gordon: Now, please don't try to boss me around like 당신 did to that other porter.
Passengers: We promise, as long as 당신 don't try to 펀치 us.
Gordon: All right. Sounds good. *Putting luggage in baggage cars*
Passengers: *Boarding train*
Gordon: *Puts all the bags in train* Okay, I believe that's it.
Conductor: *Walks up* What are 당신 doing here?
Gordon: I'm Gordon Suite, I work for this railroad.
Conductor: I've never seen 당신 here before. Are 당신 new?
Gordon: I've been working on the Union Pacific for five years, but I've never been in Portland before.
Conductor: Well, let me be the first to welcome 당신 here.
Gordon: Thanks. *sees green signal* Get in the train, we need to go.
Conductor: Uh, 당신 have to stay here, and help with the 다음 train.
Gordon: When will that be here?
Conductor: In half an hour.
Gordon: Alright.
Conductor: *Gets in train*
Engineer: *Blows whistle twice, and drives out of station*
Gordon: *sits on bench* Well, that went good.

Soon, the station master arrived.

P.S.M: Excuse me, who are you?
Gordon: Gordon Suite, Union Pacific engineer.
P.S.M: If you're an engineer, why were 당신 doing that porter's job?
Gordon: He punched a passenger, and just left.
P.S.M: Did he now?
Gordon: Yeah.
P.S.M: Well Gordon, just let me ask 당신 one 더 많이 question. Where do 당신 normally work on the U.P?
Gordon: Cheyenne.

2 B continued
Saten Twist was helping AppleJack try to find Twilight. When suddenly banged into SilverNeedle.
SilverNeedle: (makes creepy joke).
Saten: *laughs and claps hooves like little kid* Ohhh, I like him.
SilverNeedle: Sup ponies!?
Saten: *claps hooves again* This guy.. We're has this guy been all this time!?
SilverNeedle: *to Saten* Wanna do some crack *shows beg* I have some of the best kinds.
Saten: Su-
AppleJack: *pulls Saten away* Nope..


Saten: What gives!? We were really hitting it off!?
AppleJack: Look suger.. As your friend. I can't have 당신 hanging with druggies.. It's bad enough your a alcoholic....
continue reading...
AquaMarine and J666 have offered up there character's and I'm gonna try my best to give them an appearence.
... We're see how it goes.
J's character, Silver Needle, is likely of becoming a full on character character of the series, just like Mastersword (windwakerguy) has become an full on character, but only with small roles..
But Aqua's character is 'less' likely.
But.. Either way. Were see what happens.
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Derpy: Ahh., here we are at last.. Grand Gollaping Galla.. It's so beauitfu- *bangs into someone*
Aqua: *rudely*...
continue reading...
AppleJack: *wearing the same dress she did last time she went to the Galla, as see and Saten were somehow to take a stage coach to the yearly party* I don't get it. How did 당신 get tickets? I thought it was sold out.
Saten: Ohh.. I have my way.


CUT AWAY:
Saten: Dude! I need your grand gollaping galla tickets!
Mastersword: No way dude.
Saten: Fine.. I guess I'll ju- *snatches them and flies off as fast he can*
Mastersword: *angrily* Hey!
Saten: *is already gone*
Mastersword: *sighs* And he wonders why I never invite him to anything.
CUT AWAY ENDS:


Sateb: Besides.. All that matters is we're here.. *anxiously*...
continue reading...
SweetieBelle: Thanks for flying us over.
Derpy: Mwa.. Still beats Saten's job.
CUTAWAY:
Saten Twist is seen having to watch over Fluffle Puff for a while. And much to his annoyance, Fluffle Puff is nibbling on one of back hooves the whole time.
Saten: *groans* That payment better be worth it
END CUTAWAY:
AppleBloom: Well. Still appreciated.


SweetieBelle: Let's hope we're not to late.
Scootaloo: I don't get it.. I thought 당신 'wanted' Rarity's 디자인 ruined.
SweetieBelle: That was when I suffered in silence, about thinking she was always out shining me.
Scootaloo: *annoyedly* Suffered in 'silence'
SweetieBelle: Yes. But after Luna approaching my dreams. I had a change of heart.
AppleBloom; Then let's go! *they run ahead*
Scootaloo: Suf... *angrily* SILENCE!?


TO BE CONTAINUED.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
As Roger was driving the train, Duke kept on talking to him with the radio in his engine, to make sure Roger was paying attention to his work.

Duke: Look in front of you!
Roger: *Grabs speaker, and talks on radio* What do 당신 think I'm doing Einstein?
Duke: Goofing off.
Roger: Let's just say that I am not as careless as I was twenty one years ago. I was twenty two, but now I am older, 더 많이 mature, and not careless.
Duke: That's not what Anthony told me!
Roger: *Sees tunnel in front of them* Put your headlights on, we're going through a tunnel. *Turns headlights on his engine*
Duke: *Does the same*...
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