Previously, Pablo, Sigmund, and a few other ponies were making an attempt to escape.
Mexican Prisoners: *About to exit camp*
Major Skyler: Halt.
Mexican Prisoners: *Stop*
Major Skyler: *walks to Pablo* Who is this? *Points at Sigmund*
Pablo: He's just an amigo.
Major Skyler: Amigo?
Pablo: Amigo!
Major Skyler: Get back to your hut Pablo.
Pablo: *Leaves prisoners*
Major Skyler: 당신 too Sigmund.
Sigmund: *Goes back to Shining Armor*
Major: Move!
Mexican Prisoners: *Exiting camp*
Soon, the three trucks arrived.
Major Skyler: Pitchfork.
Griffon 43: *Gives Major a pitchfork*
Major Skyler: Stop.
Truck drivers: *Stop*
Major Skyler: *Stabbing pitchfork at trees in back of the truck*
Applejack: Hold it, hold it! *Comes out from back*
Major Skyler: Ah. Good old Applejack. *Looks at picture of Applejack* 당신 don't look too good in this picture we took of you.
Applejack: Let's see one of 당신 under similar circumstances.
Major Skyler: *Goes towards other truck, and stabs trees with pitchfork*
Applejack: *Whistles*
Volk, and Jade: *Comes out from back of trucks*
Major Skyler: I can't believe this. This is only the first day, and already, you're causing a lot of trouble!
During that, I was waiting to 십자가, 크로스 the wire of death, and get to the fence.
Griffons in guard tower: *Looking away*
Sean: *Crosses wire, and goes towards fence, putting back to fence* Now if I could just-
Griffon in guard tower: Hey! Get out of there!! *Shooting ground*
Sean: *Moves away from fence* Nicht schießen, Nicht schießen!
Luke: Don't shoot! *Gets to Sean* 당신 fool! 당신 crossed the wire of death!
Sean: What wire?
Luke: *Points at wire* This wire! The only wire!
Sean: Oh.
Luke: That's absolutely forbidden, and 당신 know that.
Sean: *Sounding like a little kid* But my baseball rolled over there! How am I supposed to get my baseball?!
Luke: 당신 first ask permission.
Sean: Oh. *Goes towards baseball* Yo, I'm getting my baseball!
Luke: That's enough, get away from there!
Sean: *Gets baseball* Okay, okay.
Major Skyler: Stay there! *Goes towards Sean* What were 당신 doing 의해 the wire?
Sean: Well, like I told your friend here, I just went to get my baseba-
Gilda: Hold it.
Sean: *Stares at Gilda*
Gilda: What were 당신 doing 의해 the wire?
Sean: Well, like I told your friend- I was trying to cut my way through your wire, because I wanna get out of here.
Gilda: That would be hard to do with barehands, wouldn't it?
Sean: Not really, but I do have a Drahtschneider. *Holding wire cutters*
Gilda: *takes Wire Cutters* Wire Cutters.
Sean: That's what I said, Drahtschneider.
Gilda: You're Sean the hedgehog.
Sean: *Shows major's badge* Major Sean.
Gilda: With the seventeen escape attempts.
Sean: Well, uh.. Eighteen today.
Gilda: I have had the pleasure of knowing so many ponies throughout this war.
Applejack: *Shows picture of the middle finger*
Gilda: *Looks at picture, then turns back to Sean* 당신 are the first hedgehog that I've met. Everyone has been telling me that 당신 were a war hero. Unfortunately, 당신 were captured, and sent here. Now we're both sitting out of the war.
Sean: Well 당신 speak for yourself Gilda.
Gilda: 당신 have plans?
Sean: I haven't seen the Griffon Kingdom yet, from ground, 또는 air, and I plan on doing both before the war is over.
Gilda: Are all hedgehogs this rude?
Sean: Meh, about 99%.
Gilda: Then perhaps ten days in the 냉각기 will teach 당신 some manners Sean.
Sean: *Shows Major's badge* Major Sean.
Gilda: Twenty days.
Sean: Right. *about to leave* Oh, uh.. You'll still be here when I get out.
Gilda: Cooler!
Sean: *goes to Cooler*
Major Skyler: *Looks at Applejack* Name?
Applejack: Jack. Applejack.
Major Skyler: Cooler, twenty days.
Gilda: *Walks up* Cooler, Applejack.
Applejack: Pleasure. *Goes to cooler*
Sean: *Looks at Applejack*
Griffon 35: *Opens gate door to cooler*
Sean & Applejack: *Go to cooler*
Griffon 55: *Puts 사과 브랜디 in room*
Griffon 44: *Puts Sean in room, and tries to lock the door* Keys.
Sean: *Gives keys to griffon*
Ours doors were locked, but there was a small window towards the ceiling. I looked through it, and I could see 사과 브랜디 in the other room 다음 to mine. It was also a good thing brought my baseball with me.
Sean: *Throws baseball at wall, and catches it*
I continued doing that until...
Applejack: Sean.
Sean: Yeah?
Applejack: What did 당신 do when 당신 were young? Play baseball?
Sean: When I was in college. I played a lot with my friends.
Applejack: Cool.
Sean: Yeah. Hey, how tall are 당신 Applejack?
Applejack: 5.4" Why?
Sean: Oh just wondering.
Applejack: What did 당신 do in college?
Sean: Chemical engineering. I did a little bike riding though.
Applejack: Bicycles?
Sean: *Smiles* Motorcycles. 당신 know, Harley Davidson, BMW. I made a few bucks here, and there to help pay my tuition.
Applejack: 당신 know, I also did some racing.
Sean: Motorcycles?
Applejack: No, human racing. 당신 know, Jockey.
Sean: Oh, I forgot. 당신 ponies ride humans. *Continues throwing baseball*
Applejack: Sean?! Are 당신 there?
Sean: *stops throwing baseball* Yeah, I'm here.
Applejack: I remember a few good times when I was close to losing, but I would win. Happened a couple of times at Dallas, and Atlanta. 당신 know where Atlanta is, right?
Sean: *Thinking*
Earlier, I took some dirt near the fence.
Applejack: Sean? Are 당신 there?
Sean: *Whispering* Jack.
Applejack: *Whispering too* What?
Sean: 당신 know the kind of clayed gravel they got here at the compound?
Applejack: Yeah.
Sean: How fast do 당신 think 당신 could dig in say... Four hours?
Applejack: I could dig through this floor here, very quickly. But 당신 know it ain't the digging, it's the way 당신 dig.
Sean: No it isn't Jack. 당신 don't have to worry about that.
Applejack: What do y'all have in mind?
Sean: What do think about moles?
Applejack: Moles? *Eyes wide open*
2 B continued
Mexican Prisoners: *About to exit camp*
Major Skyler: Halt.
Mexican Prisoners: *Stop*
Major Skyler: *walks to Pablo* Who is this? *Points at Sigmund*
Pablo: He's just an amigo.
Major Skyler: Amigo?
Pablo: Amigo!
Major Skyler: Get back to your hut Pablo.
Pablo: *Leaves prisoners*
Major Skyler: 당신 too Sigmund.
Sigmund: *Goes back to Shining Armor*
Major: Move!
Mexican Prisoners: *Exiting camp*
Soon, the three trucks arrived.
Major Skyler: Pitchfork.
Griffon 43: *Gives Major a pitchfork*
Major Skyler: Stop.
Truck drivers: *Stop*
Major Skyler: *Stabbing pitchfork at trees in back of the truck*
Applejack: Hold it, hold it! *Comes out from back*
Major Skyler: Ah. Good old Applejack. *Looks at picture of Applejack* 당신 don't look too good in this picture we took of you.
Applejack: Let's see one of 당신 under similar circumstances.
Major Skyler: *Goes towards other truck, and stabs trees with pitchfork*
Applejack: *Whistles*
Volk, and Jade: *Comes out from back of trucks*
Major Skyler: I can't believe this. This is only the first day, and already, you're causing a lot of trouble!
During that, I was waiting to 십자가, 크로스 the wire of death, and get to the fence.
Griffons in guard tower: *Looking away*
Sean: *Crosses wire, and goes towards fence, putting back to fence* Now if I could just-
Griffon in guard tower: Hey! Get out of there!! *Shooting ground*
Sean: *Moves away from fence* Nicht schießen, Nicht schießen!
Luke: Don't shoot! *Gets to Sean* 당신 fool! 당신 crossed the wire of death!
Sean: What wire?
Luke: *Points at wire* This wire! The only wire!
Sean: Oh.
Luke: That's absolutely forbidden, and 당신 know that.
Sean: *Sounding like a little kid* But my baseball rolled over there! How am I supposed to get my baseball?!
Luke: 당신 first ask permission.
Sean: Oh. *Goes towards baseball* Yo, I'm getting my baseball!
Luke: That's enough, get away from there!
Sean: *Gets baseball* Okay, okay.
Major Skyler: Stay there! *Goes towards Sean* What were 당신 doing 의해 the wire?
Sean: Well, like I told your friend here, I just went to get my baseba-
Gilda: Hold it.
Sean: *Stares at Gilda*
Gilda: What were 당신 doing 의해 the wire?
Sean: Well, like I told your friend- I was trying to cut my way through your wire, because I wanna get out of here.
Gilda: That would be hard to do with barehands, wouldn't it?
Sean: Not really, but I do have a Drahtschneider. *Holding wire cutters*
Gilda: *takes Wire Cutters* Wire Cutters.
Sean: That's what I said, Drahtschneider.
Gilda: You're Sean the hedgehog.
Sean: *Shows major's badge* Major Sean.
Gilda: With the seventeen escape attempts.
Sean: Well, uh.. Eighteen today.
Gilda: I have had the pleasure of knowing so many ponies throughout this war.
Applejack: *Shows picture of the middle finger*
Gilda: *Looks at picture, then turns back to Sean* 당신 are the first hedgehog that I've met. Everyone has been telling me that 당신 were a war hero. Unfortunately, 당신 were captured, and sent here. Now we're both sitting out of the war.
Sean: Well 당신 speak for yourself Gilda.
Gilda: 당신 have plans?
Sean: I haven't seen the Griffon Kingdom yet, from ground, 또는 air, and I plan on doing both before the war is over.
Gilda: Are all hedgehogs this rude?
Sean: Meh, about 99%.
Gilda: Then perhaps ten days in the 냉각기 will teach 당신 some manners Sean.
Sean: *Shows Major's badge* Major Sean.
Gilda: Twenty days.
Sean: Right. *about to leave* Oh, uh.. You'll still be here when I get out.
Gilda: Cooler!
Sean: *goes to Cooler*
Major Skyler: *Looks at Applejack* Name?
Applejack: Jack. Applejack.
Major Skyler: Cooler, twenty days.
Gilda: *Walks up* Cooler, Applejack.
Applejack: Pleasure. *Goes to cooler*
Sean: *Looks at Applejack*
Griffon 35: *Opens gate door to cooler*
Sean & Applejack: *Go to cooler*
Griffon 55: *Puts 사과 브랜디 in room*
Griffon 44: *Puts Sean in room, and tries to lock the door* Keys.
Sean: *Gives keys to griffon*
Ours doors were locked, but there was a small window towards the ceiling. I looked through it, and I could see 사과 브랜디 in the other room 다음 to mine. It was also a good thing brought my baseball with me.
Sean: *Throws baseball at wall, and catches it*
I continued doing that until...
Applejack: Sean.
Sean: Yeah?
Applejack: What did 당신 do when 당신 were young? Play baseball?
Sean: When I was in college. I played a lot with my friends.
Applejack: Cool.
Sean: Yeah. Hey, how tall are 당신 Applejack?
Applejack: 5.4" Why?
Sean: Oh just wondering.
Applejack: What did 당신 do in college?
Sean: Chemical engineering. I did a little bike riding though.
Applejack: Bicycles?
Sean: *Smiles* Motorcycles. 당신 know, Harley Davidson, BMW. I made a few bucks here, and there to help pay my tuition.
Applejack: 당신 know, I also did some racing.
Sean: Motorcycles?
Applejack: No, human racing. 당신 know, Jockey.
Sean: Oh, I forgot. 당신 ponies ride humans. *Continues throwing baseball*
Applejack: Sean?! Are 당신 there?
Sean: *stops throwing baseball* Yeah, I'm here.
Applejack: I remember a few good times when I was close to losing, but I would win. Happened a couple of times at Dallas, and Atlanta. 당신 know where Atlanta is, right?
Sean: *Thinking*
Earlier, I took some dirt near the fence.
Applejack: Sean? Are 당신 there?
Sean: *Whispering* Jack.
Applejack: *Whispering too* What?
Sean: 당신 know the kind of clayed gravel they got here at the compound?
Applejack: Yeah.
Sean: How fast do 당신 think 당신 could dig in say... Four hours?
Applejack: I could dig through this floor here, very quickly. But 당신 know it ain't the digging, it's the way 당신 dig.
Sean: No it isn't Jack. 당신 don't have to worry about that.
Applejack: What do y'all have in mind?
Sean: What do think about moles?
Applejack: Moles? *Eyes wide open*
2 B continued
one of the most infamous and hated episodes of the show.... and for good reason, too.
where to even start with this thing? it gets EVERYTHING wrong! literally everything! from the lame premise, to the horrible execution, the brutal butchering of the characters, the pathetic "comedy", the Student 6 being pushed to the sidelines, the mean-spirited tone.... i literally can't think of anything they got right in this episode.
people say this one would've been better if it happened during the earlier seasons (like from S1-S3), but for me personally: i think it would've been better if Non-Compete Clause NEVER happened at all. like seriously, 당신 could 삭제 the episode from the 사무용 겉옷, 전반적인 canon, and nothing would change. no value would be lost.
this episode is nothing 더 많이 than a waste of time and space.
where to even start with this thing? it gets EVERYTHING wrong! literally everything! from the lame premise, to the horrible execution, the brutal butchering of the characters, the pathetic "comedy", the Student 6 being pushed to the sidelines, the mean-spirited tone.... i literally can't think of anything they got right in this episode.
people say this one would've been better if it happened during the earlier seasons (like from S1-S3), but for me personally: i think it would've been better if Non-Compete Clause NEVER happened at all. like seriously, 당신 could 삭제 the episode from the 사무용 겉옷, 전반적인 canon, and nothing would change. no value would be lost.
this episode is nothing 더 많이 than a waste of time and space.