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posted by _Laugh_
Coffee Crème and Snow Flake walked toward Trixie. Trixie rolled her eyes and sighed. She stared at the two angry ponies.

CC: Excuse me, Trixie, may we have a word with you?
Trixie: Why, of course.
SF: Who are 당신 going to the prom with? Huh?
Trixie: Strong Charger, duh.
CC: What about Blue Beat? *raises eyebrow*
Trixie: *gulps* I.. I don't know what you're talking about.
SF: Of course 당신 do.
Trixie: *growls*
CC: Strong Charger would never want to go to the prom with you.
SF: And Blue Beat is a nerd. 당신 just want him to do your homework.
Trixie: Listen, 당신 two brats, step out of my way. Strong Charger is mine!
CC: Oh, really?
Trixie: Certainly.
SF: Well, Strong Charger has been 연기 strange lately.
Trixie: Nonsense!
CC: You're a unicorn, Trixie. 당신 have magic. And 당신 know spells. Bad spells. 당신 did something to him, didn't you?!
Trixie: I would never do such thing.*smirks*
SF: *gasp*

Snow Flake turned around and flew in the cafeteria. Trixie's horn started to glow. A moment later, Snow Flake appeared beside Coffee Crème.

Trixie: If I were 당신 Snow Flake, I wouldn't even try.
CC: We're telling Silver Tune.
Trixie: *laughs* Well, don't be suprised if something bad happens to her in the prom.
SF: 당신 wouldn't dare.
Trixie: Sweetie, I do what I want, when I want. So, shhhh. If one of 당신 freaks dare to open your mouth, well, lets just say.. Silver Tune, will commit suicide after my revenge.

Snow Flake and Coffee Crème gasped. Coffee Crème was speechless. Snow Flake stared at Trixie for a while. She shook her head, in disappointment.

SF: Do 당신 know how many times she has cried? Do 당신 know h-
Trixie: Shes just Looking for 더 많이 attention.
CC: It's all for attention, right?
SF: She cuts for attention, doesn't she?
CC: She thinks about suicide everyday.
SF: She starves herself.
CC: She cries herself to sleep.
SF: Shes broken.
CC: But.. It's all for attention, right?
Trixie: ... Yes.
SF: She screams in her pillow, for a better tomorrow.
Trixie: I know.
SF: No 당신 don't. If 당신 did, 당신 would've never ruined her life!

Silence filled the gym. Coffee Crème, Snow Flake, and Trixie were the only ones there. Coffee Crème sighed, to break the silence.

CC: Shes so sick of never being beautiful enough.
SF: Never being stronger, 또는 better.
CC: For once, she wants to look in the mirror and be happy for what she sees back.
SF: But I guess all she really wants, is to be 더 많이 than 초 best.
Trixie: Well, it's her fault for bei-
CC: Every night, she cries and dies a little 더 많이 each time.
Trixie: Let me finish my-
SF: And I bet 당신 didn't know that she cries herself to sleep, while thinking about you. Wondering where she went wrong.
Trixie: Well, exCUSE me, but I don't give a-
CC: She is hurting, a lot 더 많이 than 당신 think.
SF: And all those feelings, are hidden behind that smile.

Trixie was speechless. She gulped. Coffee Crème took a deep breath, trying to hold the tears. She grabbed her bag and walked away. Snow Flake stared at Trixie for a moment.

Trixie: What?
SF: I remember the first 일 I saw Silver Tune. Her eyes, they used to shine so bright. *walks away*
posted by Seanthehedgehog
After delivering the blueprints, Con was sent to a german military base in South Korea.

Fenix: Con, great to see 당신 again
Con: Fenix, 당신 can fucking walk! How's it been?
Fenix: Alright, but it was painful to get the leg on.
Con: At least 당신 have one.
Fenix: So what do 당신 want?
Con: I need to find out about a sunken ship in the sea of japan. Steve Jobs attacked it, but made it look like the North Koreans did the destruction
Fenix: I know how to get 당신 there

6 분 later, they were flying 4,500 feet above the water.

Fenix: Now what 당신 want to do is cut the rope right when 당신 hit the water....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con had to go to Las Pegasus where Steve Jobs was hosting a party for his "excellent" news

car: Srow down!
Con: I wish S told me about the car talking!
usher: *opens door*
Con: *hands over keys* Don't let her boss 당신 around.

Con walked into the building. When he got there, he was greeted with loud music, and flashing lights.

Con: Now let's see what they have here.
Carrot Top: Con?
Con: Oh, hey. I haven't seen 당신 in a while
Carrot Top: *slaps Con*
Con: I see now. Other then being gone for too long what have I done to you?
Carrot Top: 당신 don't remember?
Con: That's why I asked.
Carrot Top: How about...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The famous spy of the Central Intelligence Of Equestria has returned!

The story begins at a Mexican airbase.

P: What do 당신 see?
Con: Other then rain, and explosive weapons from communists?
P: Ach. 더 많이 serious then I thought.
S: Hang on, there's a 조랑말 there that looks familiar.
P: Yeah, isn't that Snails?
Con: I see him too.
Snails: Get all these weapons to our base in Las Pegasus as soon as possible!
Mexican pony98: Yes sir.
Con: We have to get rid of those weapons *shoots nuclear missile*
Moneybit: What the fuck is he doing?
P: His job.
mexicans: *shoot at Con*
Con: *kills three mexicans*
S: Con,...
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 런던 race track
London race track
There would be four races in London. 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash would take the first one, Sean had the second, Daredevil would do the third, and the last race would belong to Nikki.

Felix: That 무지개, 레인 보우 mare is going down.
Russian pony87: 당신 sure boss?
Felix: Yes I'm sure.
Sean: 당신 can do this.
Rainbow Dash: Yeah, I know.
Sean: Just saying. Good luck.
Rainbow Dash: *starts car*
Q.O.E: Let the race begin
racers: *drive*
Felix: *loads gun*
Rainbow Dash: *goes to 1st place*
Felix: I don't think so! *follows*
Sean: Hang on, that's Felix's car.
Daredevil: What do 당신 mean?
Sean: That red Cobra!
Daredevil: Oh damnit!...
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 Sean's new Canterlot Firebolt
Sean's new Canterlot Firebolt
It was a busy time on the highway from Ponyville to Fillydelphia. Another truck carrying drugs was in a hurry. It had to go to Filly as fast as possible, 100 miles an hour.

Sean: *driving Firebolt*
Nikki: *driving Wrestler*
Daredevil: *driving Supra*
Rainbow Dash: *driving Pegasus*

All four upgraded their cars, and Sean's Firebolt was new. Courtesy of the Canterlot car company.

Sean: Alright. Let's see what this baby can do! *goes 110*
Nikki: I can go faster then you! *Goes 120*
Daredevil: I'll go faster then both of you! *goes 130*
Rainbow Dash: 당신 forgot about me *goes 140*
Sean: Ok. There's the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Thomas' Flam Special
Thomas' Flam Special
All four of our 히어로즈 we're resting at the hideout. Nikki however, was remembering her first race four years ago. Before she had a Wrestler, her car was a Lightningbird.

DJ: *playing 50's rock*
Nikki: *upgrading transmission*
Thomas: Hey, that looks cool.
Nikki: Thanks. What do 당신 have?
Thomas: See that Special over there?
Nikki: That car?
Thomas: Yeah. I'll take 당신 on at the raceway if 당신 want.
Nikki: Ok.

The two ponies got their car set up at the starting line.

Flag pony: 당신 ready?
Nikki & Thomas: Ready!
Flag pony: 3... 2... 1... GO!!
Nikki: *floors it*
Thomas: *does burnout*
Nikki: *goes...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
On a highway leaving Ponyville there was a truck. It was carrying heroine, and was going 60 miles an hour. Suddenly three cars showed up behind it. Nikki, Sean, and Daredevil were chasing it.

Sean: Ok, remember the plan?
Daredevil: Yeah!
Nikki: We stop the trucks, and get the drugs.
Sean: Perfect. 당신 two get alongside it, I'll get infront. *goes faster*
Nikki: I have the left side
Daredevil: Right.
Sean: *gets in front of truck* 당신 in position?
Nikki & Daredevil: Yeah!
Sean: Then here we go *slows down*
trucker: *honks horn*
Sean: Now this is where 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash comes in. 당신 hear me Dash?
Rainbow...
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posted by mariofan14
It was a rainy 일 in the town of Ponyville on a Saturday. Nobody wanted to go outside during a rainy 일 because they thought they would be afflicted 의해 a little bit of gloom. But then, there was a splash in a little puddle. Someone was walking someplace. But who? Let's follow that particular pony, shall we?

This 조랑말 was making its way towards Sweet 사과, 애플 Acres, but for what reason? To buy some apples? Maybe, but this wasn't really the case. Anyways, the 조랑말 knocked on the door in front of the house. Granny Smith opened it up, saying, "How can ah haylp ya?" "I've come for 사과, 애플 Bloom," the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Warning, this has a extremely intense car chase. If 당신 don't like intense action then do not read

Russians: *driving trucks*
Con: *driving behind them*
Russian trucker1: Who is that pony?
Sanchez: Attention, Con Mane has stolen one of our trucks. Stop him at all costs!
Russian trucker 1: I see him! *slows down*
Russian pony45: *driving bus*
Russian pony89: Stop!
Russian pony45: *stops* Get the rocket launchers, they're in the trunk.
Russian pony89: *grabs rocket launcher*
Russian trucker 1: *rams Con*
Con: *rams trucker*
Citizen 8975: *spins off road*
Con: *rams truck into canyon*
Construction worker:...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Location - Near Equestria Moutains
Time - 5:50
Alpha Team - Bravo we near location...
Dan - Roger that Alpha... Delta 당신 near
FireDash - ye- HOLY CRAP RPG *silent*
Dan - DELTA DELTA! CRAP
Alpha Team - WE NEED BA- *silent*
NightFire - RPG!
Dan - 불, 화재 불, 화재 *fire*
Marine - THIS CAR GET ONLY 2 FIRES FROM RPG!
Dan - WELL FIRE! *fire*
NighrFire - I-I DONT KNOW WHERE THEY ARE... RPG!
RPG hit Dan and NightFire
Dan - *lieing on ground* crap... NightFire... 당신 ok
NightFire - yeah *wstand up*
There was 불, 화재 everywhere... they was knocked on 5 분 and nuclear bomb exploted in air...
Dan - what the hell...
NightFire...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It's the 11th Con Mane story, and it begins in Berlin Germany. Con's best friend Fenix Lighter, an agent for the German Secret Service, M.I.3 is on his way to a marriage. Con, and another 조랑말 is with him, until they run into trouble....

I was actually typing that while listening to the 별, 스타 wars theme song! LOL

Fenix: Are we almost there? How do I look?
Con: Relax Fenix.
German pony75: *flies near them*
German pony23: 저기요 look, there's a message.
Con: *reads it* Follow me.
German pony23: *follows*
German pony75: *lands*
Fenix: *gets out* What the fuck happened?
German pony75: Sanchez escaped, he's...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
A lot of people think Moonraker is the worst Bond film, but what about Nightmare Moonraker?

We begin in western europe, as an airplane with ponies that are learning to skydive is flying 30,000 feet above the air

Russian pony: I have never done this before. Have you?
Con: No.
Russian pony: Oh 당신 from United States of Equestria?
Con: Yeah. So is this pony
Luna: Hi.
Russian pony: Hello *casts a spell*
Con: What are 당신 doing?
Russian pony: *turns luna evil*
Nightmare moon: *grabs parachutes*
Con: What did 당신 do?
Russian pony: I turned Luna evil!
Con: 당신 sick asshole *hits russian*
Russian pony: *pushes...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
We left off on the fight between bronies, and haters

Hater 54: *sets up MG*
Sean: *shoots haters*
Security guard: Stop the fighting!
Hater 54: *kills guard*
Sean: Enemy machine gun! Take cover
bronies: *hide behind wall*
Hater 54: *shoot at wall* Penetrate!!
Sean: *kills machine gunner* All clear!
bronies: *advance*
Jade: We got enemies with RPG's!
Hater 402: *shoots missile*
Sean: *runs from missile*
Hater 635: *shoots at Jade*
Jade: *shoots missile*
Hater 635: *dies from explosion*
Sean: *kills other 미사일 carrying haters*
Brony 64: Let's 옮기기 up!

We moved up a floor, and got introduced to 50 haters wanting...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
5 days later in caferia...
Dimitri - *enter caferia... *sits in empety table*
Dan - *teleport on chair and speed sit* *smile* suprised...
Dimitri - rly... 당신 live...
Dan - yup...
Dimitri - what 당신 want... I left GEA halfyer ago
Dan - I know... *show picture of Tulip* know that mare...
Dimitri - no...
Dan - oh she famous in Russia...
Dimitri - *grab gun*
Dan - ...
Dimitri - *pick gun to Dan head* fuck you...
Dan- ... bad chose *teleport*
Dimitri - *shoot*
Dan - *teleport behaind Dimitri and grab him*... 당신 suck in fighting like always...
Dimitri - SHUT UP!
Mare - RUN CALL POLICE!!!!!
Stalion - I DO THIS
Dan...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
I was just driving to Los Angeles, which was a very long way from where I was now. Peekskill New York. I stopped here to visit my cousins, and aunt Laura.

Hater 24: 저기요 isn't that the guy our team tried to get 2 days ago?
Hater 532: It is. Let's get him!
Sean: *hears haters & drives faster*
Hater 24: All units listen up! We found Sean Bodine, driving a 2012 Toyota Camry! License plate is GRE-33K
Hater leader: Alright! Permission to shoot on sight.
Sean: *weaving through traffic*
Hater 532: *grabs gun*
Sean: *turns off highway*
Hater 24: *follows*
Hater 532: *shoots back window*
Hater 48: Joining...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
I escaped the haters, but now I had to turn around, and go to Frenchtown.

Mom: *calls me*
Sean: Hello?
Mom: What happened at your house?
Sean: Some guys tried to kill me, and murdered my dad.
Mom: I can see that. I want 당신 in Frenchtown, at my place now!
Sean: On my way. I should be there in 20 minutes.

I made it into Frenchtown, but I wasn't sure how to tell my mom who was trying to kill me.

Mom: So what did 당신 do after your father died?
Sean: I escaped.
Mom: How? They were at the front door.
Sean: Does it matter how?! I escaped!!
Mom: ANSWER MY QUESTION!
Sean: I climbed out of my 침대 room window....
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It was a regular 일 in St. Foalis, and then every leader of the mafias except Dan drove up toward a train yard.

L.P leader: We are dealing with a gang that can destroy any of us.
Fillydelphia leader: Twilight Sparkle is working with them.
Baltimare leader: She's the one we have to kill then.
L.P. leader: And Dan. There's also a grey hedgehog with them.
Fillydelphia leader: Let's kill all three of them then.

The meeting was over. And the Ponyville mafia was relaxing at their place.

Sean: *drinking soda*
Rainbow Dash: *farts on chair* A whoopee cushion? PINKIE PIE!!!!!
Pinkie Pie: *laughing* Wow!...
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The Mafia may not be in Manehattan anymore, but it still lives on everywhere else. Especially in St. Foalis.

Dan: So 당신 from where?
Sean: Mobius, it's another world.
Mike: Swag.
Rainbow Dash: Come on 당신 guys.
Sean: I'll meet 당신 there.
Pinkie Pie: I'm driving!
Sean: 당신 always drive my car Pinkie.
Applejack: The rest of us will follow Sean.
Rainbow Dash: Ok.

All of the Ponyville Mafia eventually made it into St. Foalis. After defeating every other mafia in Manehattan there are three new ones to go against. Las Pegasus, Fillydelphia, and Baltimare.

Sean: This is a really great choice of a city...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con ran toward the boats, and when he started one of them the koreans caught up.

Con: *sticks blade toward them*
koreans: *stand still*
Con: What 당신 might call, a sharp edge on things. *drives away*
koreans: After him!
Con: Come on, why is this thing going slower?
filly: Hello sir.
Con: Hi.
filly: Would 당신 like a wooden elephant? I hand crafted it myself.
Con: I'll tell 당신 what. 당신 make this 보트 go faster, and I'll pay 당신 for it.
filly: Really? How much?
Con: Nothing *pushes filly off boat*
Constaple Weston B. River: I hate China.
Constaple's wife: Come on Weston, we just got here.
Con: *drives...
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hi everypony,its me jordy dash.unfortunatley my i pad charger broke so no 불, 화재 dash: series D; im 심장 broken as im 글쓰기 this on xbox and it sucks.this may be my last thing for sometime so if 당신 ask me anything itll be rare for me to reply,before i log out i want to thank everypony here,thanks jordy dash aka jordan signing out ); i need to extend this to publiso heres pimkie lolololololololololololllllllllllllllllllllllooooooolllllooooooooooooooooooollllllllllooooooooooooooolllllllllllll