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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 는 appaloosa, appaloosa Rally
Appaloosa Rally
The race contined on for ten 더 많이 laps. Sergi, and Apyr were in first, but Braeburn was right behind them.

Sergi: *turns right*
Braeburn: *follows*
Soarin: *Catching up*
Apyr: (Idea in process) Ram Soarin.
Sergi: Why?
Apyr: Just do it.
Sergi: *about to ram Soarin*
Soarin: *crashes into Braeburn*
Apyr: Hahaha. What do 당신 think about that?
Sergi: Nice.
Announcer: And the winner is.... Sergi in his Lotus Eltrot.
Ponies: *cheer*
Applejack: Booo!

half a 분 later

Announcer: Congratulations Sergi. As a reward, 당신 get $20,000.
Sergi: Thank 당신 so much *Accepts money*
Braeburn: Stop right there!!!! Heeeeeeeee cheated!!
Announcer: What are 당신 talking about?
Braeburn: He tried to ram me!
Announcer: We saw the entire thing, he didn't try to ram anypony. Now get out of here before we force 당신 out!
Braeburn: *walks away*
Announcer: I hope 당신 two are ready for the 다음 race.
Apyr: Sure, but-
Sergi: Where is the 다음 race?
Announcer: At the Canterlot Raceway.
Sergi: That oughta be fun.
Announcer: Be there 의해 tomorrow, 2 O' clock P.M.
Sergi: Thank 당신 sir.

After the race at Appaloosa, Sergi was on his way to Canterlot when this happened

Sergi: We'll rent a hotel in Canterlot, and stay there until it's time for the race.
Apyr: It's been a while since we've been at the Canterlot raceway.
Sergi: True, but I feel like the race will be a peice of cake.
Apyr: 당신 know what else would be a peice of cake Sergi?
Sergi: What's that Apyr?
Police: *turn on siren*
Apyr: Losing the police.
Sergi: *Floors it* And to think that these ponies would forget that we 스톨, 훔친 this car.
Police: *catching up*
Sergi: *goes off highway*
Police: *follows*
Sergi: *turns on right blinker*
Police: *Prepare to turn right*
Sergi: *Goes straight*
Police: *go straight*
Sergi: Hm, normally that works.
Apyr: I don't think these are our average cops.
Police: *talking through microphone* 당신 in the green Lotus! Stop your car now!
Sergi: *makes a sharp onto left side of highway*
Police: *spinout*
Sergi: Now, we wait for them to get on our side.
Apyr: What do 당신 think they'll do?
Police: *Activate nitro*
Sergi: *turns onto right side of highway*
Police: *spinout*
Sergi: And, we 로스트 them. Now, let's get to Canterlot.

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added by triq267
Source: KodokunaShiroiOkami
posted by ChevalNoir
In the far north beyond Crystal Empire and farther than Yak Yakstan lies Kingdom of Midnight Sun, a vast land of ice and snow.Contrary to all expectation ponies live even in this harsh realm.They grow plants they need in green fields heated from underground 의해 eternal flame.Without its effect life in Kingdom of Midnight Sun wouldn't be possible.Even Equestria would be much colder.So ruler of the kingdom, an alicorn 퀸 is also guardian of the flame.Many baddies tried to gain control of it and subjugate the world.Most of them couldn't stand local weather conditions, and gave it up.Magic in...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: 페이스북
posted by mariofan14
(Before this story begins, let me tell 당신 that with this article, I'm starting over with the stories I may tell 당신 all. As 당신 may have enjoyed the stories I told in the past, I hope 당신 enjoy this one. Thanks for 읽기 this tidbit, and do enjoy this article.)

It was a great 일 in the little town of Ponyville, and everyone was gallavanting about, doing their duties and businesses. Some of the others were visiting and chatting with each other and generally had good times. One of these ponies was the kind Fluttershy, out to get some 음식 for herself and her animal 프렌즈 in and near her...
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Source: facebook, EQD, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, joyreactor
posted by SomeoneButNoone
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>Canterlot
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Fire - MISSLE INCOMING!
*Nuke explode in air as every mechanism stops working, all electricy and communications fail, tanks stop working and below are falling down on the ground*
Sandman - What the hell is going on.
Damien - I don't know but if we won't 옮기기 out something might hit us!
Fire - There! Garden house!
Sandman - *picks Icepick up* Help me Damien.
Damien - *picks up Icepick and goes to garden house*
*everything calms down*
Fire - Shit. Its an after-EMP storm.
Sandman - It's raining hard...
Ice - *slowly pulls himself up* I fucking hate rain...
??? - *burst into room*
Sandman...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Dan - Good to hear Delta Force.
US President - My man did great job eh?
SAS Leader - Not as good as Fireteam Reaper.
Hooffman - This is Hooffman. De La Rosa spilled the beans.
Dan - And?
Hooffman - Stalion called Vladimir Chehenkov is now co-leader of this army.
Dan - Chehenkov. Right hoof of Golden Horn.
Shadow - 당신 sure 당신 killed Golden Horn.
Dan - I didn't only killed him with my own hoofs in Ponyville but also watched him choke on his own blood.
Dimitri - Is it on? 저기요 my good friend Dan.
Dan - Dimitri!?
Yuri - I'm here too... Damn it...
Dan - 당신 guys.
Dimitri - Listien to time to speak. Chehenkov...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
14th May
Hour 0700
Near Ponyville.

Sandman - This shit won't last long.
Icepick - *looks at Ponyville* The town is gone...
Damien - We will kill those bastards for what they did...



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Dan - So?
MI5 - We pinpointed location if weapon dealer of GlobeX.
Dan - *puts pictures on screen*

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Name : Ricardo De La Rosa
Location : Brazil - Rio De Janero - Local Favela.
Role : Weapon Dealer, Local Terror Group General
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MI5 - We sended SAS team ready to extract.
Dan - I'm sending my Reapers to capture the target. We will make him talk.

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Brazil.
Rio De Janero.
Operation Codename : "RAT TRAP"
Hour 1005

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Hooffman - Stay...
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added by Jade_23
Source: Equestria Daily, DeviantArt
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: April 6, 1963
Location: Denver Coltorado
Time: 5:12 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Stephanie was driving a freight train home. She just got the train out of Denver.

Stephanie: Cheyenne, here I come. *Blows the horn on her train*

However, she passed a damaged switch, but she didn't know it was damaged. She thought it was an alternate route to Cheyenne.

Stephanie: I better pick up the pace. *Increasing speed*
Stallions: *Getting derailers onto the tracks* Hurry, she's coming.
Stephanie: *Blows the horn on her train four times*
Stallions: Let's get out of here! *Running away*
Stephanie: What did they...
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랜덤 dialectics


Hello and welcome to another fantastically pointless 기사 of 랜덤 Dialectics, where we take a dive into the world of technicalities… for no particular reason! Since some requests were made; today, we are going to take a closer look at our 가장 좋아하는 party pony, Pinkie Pie. This 기사 interlocks with the 이전 one I wrote about Rarity, but will be done in a different fashion. However, due to the nature of the 다음 few lines, we will disregard Pinkie’s fourth 벽 breaks and her defiance of the laws of physics. As instead, we will focus on her mental state. So let...
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Source: EQD, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
added by sararoyal296
Source: nami frost
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 4 is beginning

Rainbow Dash: *Running towards Pinkie Pie, but gets sideswiped 의해 a room to her right, and goes in it to see the sign toiletten* Haha, and 당신 thought I wouldn't find it.
Applejack: *Stays in the first room with Twilight, shooting zombies* If that's all 당신 got, maybe you're not drinking enough.
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots the head off of two zombies* Ah, wunderbar Dashie, you've made it just in time.
Rainbow Dash: Don't 당신 ever, leave without the rest of us, EVER AGAIN!!
Pinkie Pie: Oh Dash, 당신 worry too much. *Shoots the head off of a zombie near 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash* Now hurry up, and...
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added by dragonflame23
added by dragonflame23
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

The train went through a tunnel when this happened.

Rarity: I am not getting this wagon dirty.
Applejack: Rarity, we can't let simple things like mud stop us! We need to get to that train.
Rarity: I no longer want to find the train.
Applejack: Well what about 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash?
Rarity: 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash is a tough pony, who-
Applejack: *Makes the wagon go through the mud. Some of it lands on Rarity*
Rarity: My face!! MY MANE!! APPLEJACK!!!!!!!!!!!

Stop the song.

Rainbow Dash: *In the first car of the train, looking for Flam. She's near the coupling between the engine, and train, and decides to...
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