마이 리틀 포니 우정은 마법 Article: Dirty Harry part 2

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

Half an 시간 later, Harry went to grab some lunch. There was place he always enjoyed going to called Dou Chebag's.

Harry: *enters restaurant*
Dou: Harry, how's it going?
Harry: Hello Mr. Chebag, how are you?
Dou: Wonderful. Would 당신 like your usual?
Harry: I think I'll surprise 당신 this time. Only chili today.
Dou: 당신 got it. *looks out window* A lot of polution out there, it's not good.
Harry: No it isn't. Why can't we have clean streets for once?
Dou: We live in a town of crime.
Harry: Yeah *sees bank* I need 당신 to make a call.
Dou: What for?
Harry: Tell the police that there's a bank robbery on 7th Avenue.
Dou: Ok, here's your hotdog.
Harry: Thanks. *eats hotdog* Now, just wait for the calvary to arrive.

But when Harry finished his hotdog, the alarm at the bank went off.

Harry: Oh damnit.
robbers: *exit bank*
Harry: *walks down 거리 with gun*
robbers: *pull out shotgun*
Harry: HALT!
robbers: *shoot gun*
Harry: *shoots shotgun carrying burglar*
burglars: *get in car*
Harry: *shoot driver*
driver: *crashes into firehydrant*
burglars: *get out*
Harry: *shoots both burglars*
civilians: *scream, and run*
Harry: *notices leg* They shot me
shotgun carrying burglar: *lays on ground*
Harry: *goes toward burglar*
burglar: *reaches for gun*
Harry: Uh uh. I know what you're thinking. Did he 불, 화재 six shots, 또는 only five? To tell 당신 the truth I 로스트 track myself after all this excitement. *shows gun* Being this is a .44 magnum, the most powerful handgun in all of Equestria, and will blow your head clean off. 당신 gotta ask yourself a question. Do I feel lucky?
Burglar: *silent*
Harry: Well do 당신 punk?
Burglar: *does nothing*
Harry: *takes shotgun*
Burglar: Hey. I got's to know.
Harry: *pulls trigger*

Nothing happened. And as Harry walked from the dying criminal, the police arrived.

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Hedgehog In Ponyville With A Vengeance pt8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

When 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash returned I started talking to her. "Ok, what did 당신 find out?" "Discord got to Stalliongrad. They have at least 400 Nazi's and badniks guarding that city." 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash said. "How's our army doing in there?" I ask. "Not bad. Half of our squad survived, including your 프렌즈 from Mobius." She meant Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles. I was glad they survived, but there was still a chance they would be dead 의해 the time we got there. "We'll take my car." I said. "You can, I'm going to fly." Dash said. Before we left 사과 브랜디 showed up, "Where ya'll goin?" She asked. "Stalliongrad....

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Rarest of Them All: Chapter 2- The Cardsharks

posted by MinervaHoot

Roulette awoke with a start. The unicorn looked around nervously. As she tugged her limbs, it dawned on her that she was chained to a mannequin.
"Ah, what a pleasant surprise! I thought you'd never wake up."
Roulette searched for the 출처 of the voice, which was difficult to do, given the position she was in.
Just as the unicorn brightened her horn to release herself, an object levitated out of the darkness and swiped at her horn. The hacks, however, weren't at random. They seemed to be aimed at strategic places. Roulette looked around nervously, and was surprised to see a pale figure step...

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Hedgehog in Ponyville AGAIN! part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

We were in our disguises, and got out of the apartment. We had a plan to sneak into Canterlot, take over the train station, and get back to Ponyville. From there we would drop off Applebloom and her 프렌즈 at sugarcube corner. Rarity and Fluttershy would watch them, while the rest of us would sneak into the enemy base, find info on any attacks, and 신고 it to Princess Celestia once we got it. "Ok everyone on the car." I ordered. Soon Our team was on the car, with me and 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash in it, Spike somehow got in the trunk. "You know what you're doing?" Fluttershy asked. I said yes and used...

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Pegasister of the Week: sweet_cream

posted by MissMichele

How does it feel to win Pegasister of the week?
It's a great feeling! I never expected to win. Thanks for everyone who voted for me! :D

Did 당신 like the Season 3 premiere?
Yes, I loved the cryst ponies! Also, Princess Luna and Celestia having conversation I was expecting that! And we get to know 더 많이 about Princess Cadence.

Favorite stallion? 가장 좋아하는 mare?
Braeburn and Applejack.

What do 당신 think of King Sombra
He is a great villian, but I wish he had 더 많이 important roles like the other villians.

Did 당신 like the crystal-y Mane Six? If so, which was your favorite?
Yes! 사과 브랜디 and Fluttershy were...

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my little pony:tree 프렌즈 are magic chapter 4

posted by flippy_fan210

Chapter 4: The irresponsible

it was a week after Flaky came to Ponyville, she was getting along well with Fluttershy and didn't talk to very many other ponies.

Flippy was sitting in Twilight's library, where he lived now. He was 읽기 a book about video games in case Nutty started liking them again.

Twilight ran into the room Flippy was in, she had to tell him news she had just found out from the princess. “Flippy, 당신 might wanna hear this.” she said.

“what?” Flippy said, setting down the book.

“another 나무, 트리 friend is coming today, it's a dad with his son.”

“what, them? The guy...

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Hedgeghog in ponyville part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

When I get back to the battlefield, I accidentally turned the radio on, and A view to A kill 의해 Duran Duran starts playing at high volume. Every 조랑말 was fighting off Robotnik's army until the elements of harmony were found. I decided to get back in the battle, 의해 running over some enemies, and shooting at others I missed. Meanwhile 사과 브랜디 jumped on a badnik that attacked Big Mack. "You allright?" She asked her big brother. Big Macintosh replied with his trademark "Eeyup." Then he kicked a nazi behind him, while Pinkie blew his brains out. "Oh no, I'm out of ammo." Pinkie said, but she threw...

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Hedgehog in Ponyville part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After breakfast I drive out of Sweet 사과, 애플 acres. I planned to go check out Canterlot, perhaps stay there for a few hours, and go check out the train station. Mobius never had trains because we didn't need them. I planned on changing that, and maybe having my own private rail line. I would let some people on if i wanted, but if I didn't know who a person was that wanted to get on my train line, they would be dead. As I think about trains my car runs out of gas. It was a good thing I came prepared, having 3 canisters of gasoline in the trunk, because there were no gas stations in Equestria....

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Hedgehog in ponyville

posted by Seanthehedgehog

My name is Sean The Hedgehog. I was born in a place called Mobius, and lived there with my cousin Sonic. Mobius is nice, but it gets attacked a lot 의해 a guy named Robotnik. He noticed how powerful i was, and decided to turn me into a robot. So i moved out of Mobius, and ended up somewhere i liked, but did not know existed. It happened when I used chaos control. I was in my car, with all my stuff packed, shoes, guns, ammo, etc. I drove for a while then used my chaos emerald. "Chaos Control!", and thats when it happened. I ended up here in one shot which was surprising because it usually takes...

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A short excerpt from The mystery of happiness

posted by whiteclaw

Somewhere beyond the bloody murders and misery, there is a calm and tranquil desert. Near Appleloosa, there is a group of photographers, taking professional pictures of nature for an article. And among them, there is a 망아지, 콜트 named Featherweight. He is intrigued and oblivious to his surroundings, he is only focused on what he can see through his camera lens. How unfortunate that he could not see the oncoming guards.

They were wielding a loaded 큰 술병, 매그넘 and shotgun. He shouted at the 상단, 맨 위로 of his lungs; "WHO ARE 당신 INTERLOPERS?!" the group surrendered and assured him they were just photographers....

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I was here first! CHAPTER ONE

posted by Canada24

It was anouther beauitful 일 in Ponyvile.

Twilight was trying to tidy liberary room. Spike was fast asleep, and Twilight eventually had to wake him up.

"I don't want to get up" Spike groaned, lazily.

"Oh come on Spike, there's alot to done today" Twilight replied.

Spike groaned, but started getting up.

"Good boy" Twilight said, smiling.

Twilight and Spike were walking through Ponyvile.

Spike was carrying a little red wagon, and Twilight was using magic so she could look at her to do list.

"Okay, first on the list, is return that book I borrowed... Spike, 당신 still have it?"

"Wait here" Spike said,...

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another blue rose part 5

posted by epicskyrimfan56

i couldnt sleep so i walked around the 성 hallways. i went up to the balcony. and thats when i saw her. a dark blue 조랑말 that looked like the princess. i went to talk to her. she said her name was luna. she told me all about her inprisonment on the moon. its funny i always thought someone was watchin me up there. we got along verry well. the sun was rising. i let her sleep . me and the rest of the ponies then headed for the everfree forest. along the way they asked me about myself. itold them and they seemed sad. even pinkie. they tried to help me out. it was kind of them. we then arrived at the everfree forest....

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Discord is Back part 3

posted by applejackrocks

So, AJ and Pinkie Pie walked and walked and walked, but it never seemed they were closer to Canterlot. Suddenly they got lost, and it was dark....

Pinkie: are we there yet?
AJ: No
Pinkie: how about now?
AJ: no
Pinkie: now?
AJ: NO!!!

*silence*

Pinkie: 저기요 AJ?
AJ: yea?
Pinkie: Do 당신 know where we are?
AJ: .....no....
Pinkie: what are we going to do now? we need help! we're going to die!!!!
AJ: calm down pinkie....we'll be okay...for now....
Pinkie: brrrr! its cold out here...
AJ: here, take my scarf (hands over scarf to pinkie)
Pinkie: thanks, but what about you?
AJ: I'll be okay....
Pinkie: can we rest?
AJ:...

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The Equestrian Army chapter 1

posted by DE4DLIESTP0NY

(Originally written at link 의해 me )

Equestria, a thriving land for ponies everywhere. Protected 의해 the elements of harmony, its impervious to any intruders. Nothing bad ever happens and all is nice, but it wasn't always this way. Years 이전 there was a dark time, a war that changed the future of the land, and made it the peaceful and perfect place that it is today.

It began one fateful 일 on the hills outside of Cheval City, one of the earlier settlements. Nova Sunshine, (OC) a young, intelligent mercenary with a red mane and tail, yellow body, and light 담홍색, 핑크 eyes; hoof-picked...

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Equestrian Tales~Chapter Nine

posted by Tawnyjay

Chapter 9: 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash

When I woke up, the first thing I thought was “Where’s Pinkie?” I hurriedly scrambled to my hooves and let out a yell.
    Discord—yes, Discord-- was peering through the “door” (more like a big scoop taken out of the boulder). I instinctively flapped my wings, and, streaking toward him, kicked him hard on the face.
    Twilight awoke when she heard his screech of pain. “OH MY CELESTIA!” she screamed as she saw him. Fluttershy whimpered and ducked behind Rarity, who was now on her hooves.
    Applejack...

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My Little 조랑말 in "let's go to Fluttershy's house" 1

posted by applejackrocks

Let's start with 사과 브랜디 bucking apples........

AJ: wow, I bet I just got a new high record on bucking apples!
AB: sis, when am I gonna have my cutie mark?
AJ: 사과, 애플 bloom! I've told ya a billion times, I don't know!
AB: UGH!............Hey! Here comes 무지개, 레인 보우 dash!
AJ: Now go run along ya little pony
AB: ok! (leaves)
RD: 'sup applejack
AJ: howdy rainbow!
RD: So, wanna come over to fluttershy's house today?
AJ: sorry sugarcube, but I got lots of work to do
RD: oh AJ! Can't 당신 just chill for a second?
AJ: I will, but I still need to do some work
RD: who cares about work! C'mon PLLLEEAASSEE!!!!!
AJ: well...

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Ju-On The Gruge

posted by pikachu700

me: *walking with my dog but all the sudden sniffs something*
*walks nerby a factory*
me: Don't go in there dog there might be something in there
Dog: *TOO late*
(sees 조랑말 in factory)
DOG: *Chases her*
me: DOGGY NUUUU
me: oh that devil *aculal name* Running off like that i wonder what she saw this factory looks like it hasn't been used forever well, she's not comeing out on her own... i'd better go find her
*goes inside*
*door locks itself*
me: WTF *trys to open it but door knobe broke*
*sees Devil (my dog)* *door closes*
me: *opens door* *sees bloody 조랑말 right in front of door*
me: OMFG *slams door*
*grabs...

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Twilight's Adventure In Darkness Part 3

posted by Mylittlecute12

After Twilight and 에메랄드 left from Zecora's House they saw Chaos in ponyville! Twilight what's happening said Emerald! Its its Discord Said Twilight. Twilight Say hello to my little friend said Discord
(roar!) said Dark shadow. Run! said 에메랄드 and twilight. What are we going to! Said Emerald. Oh great its dark again and we don't know if that monster is chasing us! said Twilight.
(Roar!) Said dark shadow. Yes he is chasing us said Twilight. Go get them Dark shadow says Discord. Oh no he got us cornered were trapped said Twilight! Say hello to your fate Says Discord.

To be continued.....................

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Locating The Elements Of Harmony(Part 1: Princess Celestia's Letter)

posted by noahnstar1616

"This can't be happening", said a weak Twilight after using her horn to blast magic beams at changeling minions. She lied on the ground, defeated. "If only we located the Elements of Harmony in time..."
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It was a normal 일 in Ponyville. Everypony was doing what they always did. Twilight was reading, AJ was bucking apples, RD was clearing the clouds, Fluttershy was tending to her animals, Pinkie was baking cupcakes, and Rarity was making dresses.

Just then, Spike burped out a letter....

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Pinkie's journey pt. 2

posted by mariofan14

Pinkie Pie, along with Trixie, ventured into the Everfree Forest in hopes of finding both Pound and 호박 Cake before their parents find out they were gone. It was going to be a long and hard quest, for there was a lot of danger inside the forest. Would two ponies really survive in the wilderness? It's time to see...

Both Pinkie and Trixie had walked through a lot of places inside the forest without taking the wrong step, because Trixie had been using her navigation skills for help. From Froggybottom Bog to the Ursa's cave, they kept on going, and going, and going... But they meet a dead end...

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Once upon a Fluttershy...pt. 11(Face-Off)

posted by noahnstar1616

.....
I saw the Royal Guards trying their best to defend Canterlot against the changelings.

"We have to get to Princess Celestia", said Twilight.

The hot air balloon landed 의해 the 성 and so did RD and I. We all ran inside the castle. We saw Princess Celestia in the gross, green, sticky, goo on the ceiling.

"Princess", exclaimed Twilight.

"I'm fine, just stop her!"

"It's too late", said 퀸 Chrysalis as she entered the room. "My changeling minions have already took the form of almost every 조랑말 in Canterlot and Ponyville. And soon, all of Equestria!" She laughed an evil laugh.

"Not if we can...