Well, been getting some ideas on how this ends, and they're pretty funny. Here is the end to the three parts of this adventurous story!
Me: What IS that noise?
AJ: Ah don't hear nuthin'......
Me: Shhh! Sounds like a squeaky toy of some sort. Sounds like....
Lyra: HEY!! How ya doin?
Me: Gahhh!! LYRA!
AJ: What the buck are ya doin' here?
Lyra: It's 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash! She's lying on the ground, nobody knows what to do, and the princess is away on royal business! And Soarin' is on vacation for some reason!
Me: On my way! I'm not letting her go! AJ, stay and watch the house!
AJ: Got git 'em, Tiger!
Lyra: He's a pony...
AJ: SHUT UP!!
Me: (approaching 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash) It's ok, guys, she'll be fine!
I checked her heartbeat. Yep, she was still alive. I found out she was choking on something.
Me: I can't believe I'm gonna "kiss" her in front of everypony!
I pressed my lips against hers and brought air into her body, followed 의해 chest presses. I picked her up and squeezed her.
Me: C'mon, Dash, breathe! Maybe a few 더 많이 thrusts...
Then 무지개, 레인 보우 coughs, spitting out a piece of cupcake.
Rainbow: 당신 saved me! 당신 are so cool! Thank you! *kisses me*
Me: *blushes* Just being a friend!
Pinkie: Hey, how about a picture of 당신 two? Dash and the 조랑말 who saved her life, Mark!
I was photographed with Dash doing a hoofbump. Pinkie ran to make copies-and everyone wanted my signature.
AJ: How'd it go?
Me: I'm a hero! And a celebrity-sort of!
Lyra: That's great!
Me: (eyeing Lyra) I...
Lyra *squees* (smiling) Bye! I gotta tell Bon Bon!
Me: Please don't!
AJ: AH GOT IT!!
Derpy: Mail for the hero! Is that him over there!?
Me: (doing perfect Steve Irwin impression) Crikey!!
I take off out the door, with Derpy chasing me. She was fond of heroes...
Me: If I hug you, will 당신 leave me alone?
Me: Close enough.
We hug, and she goes home. I return tired and very annoyed.
AJ: Here's yer mail! That was some chase!
Me: (reading the mail) Some mares never learn....What!? Celestia wants to interview me about my heroic action? Now?
Later, a few hours after the somewhat personal interview....
Me: Oh my Celestia! All the mares and fillies in Ponyville were there! And they kept looking at me! Good thing she put up a magic barrier! Trixie almost got through though...
AJ: Even Trixie attended? Wow. What the 건초 was up with them? Ever thought about staying here?
Me: Well, all my stuff from the real world is here, so yes. It's better here, where 당신 can be 프렌즈 with anyone!
So that ends the three-part story. Was that good? Maybe I'll come up with a "After 'Me in Ponyville' " segment!