The unicorn that died
In my opinion the whole world has gone mad, whacko! Just look at the traffic congestions on the main highway!
Ponies: *beeping horn*
drunk pony: *steals Coltillac*
The terrible conditions of our air traffic control system
Japanese: *bomb pearl harbor*
The destruction of private property, and the list goes on so much. The point is that Equestria has gone mad! And here's how it all started.
unicorn: *driving fast*
Pinkie Pie: Whats' with him?
unicorn: *driving 100 miles an hour*
Mirage: *honks horn*
unicorn: *drives off cliff*
Four cars arrived near the wreck.
The first car was a Sportsedan. In it was Spike, with Rarity, and Twilight.
The 초 car was a '75 corvette with Sean, and 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash
The third car had Pinkie Pie, and Fluttershy
The fourth car was a Hoofington Belvidere, driven 의해 Mirage.
Spike, Sean, Pinkie, and Fluttershy, and Mirage went down to see the wreck.
Spike: Holy moly. Did 당신 see the way he went sailing right out there?
Sean: What was he doing?
Spike: I don't know, but he was sailing right out there.
Pinkie Pie: Nopony is in the car!
Mirage: There's someone laying over there. That must be him!
Sean: Sir are 당신 ok?
Mirage: We'll get an ambulance.
unicorn: No. I'll be dead when it gets here. Listen, there's all this dough. 475 G's! Do 당신 here what I'm saying? $475,000.
Fluttershy: Where is it?
unicorn: It's all burried under this big W. 당신 just gotta go to a town called Santa Rosita, that's 5 miles south of St. Foalis.
Sean: Where in Santa Rosita is it?
unicorn: It's in the park, burried under a big W. 당신 better find it quick, but don't let the police spot you.
Mirage: Why would the police want to get involved?
unicorn: Don't know, but 당신 gotta avoid them. *dies*
Pinkie Pie: *closes eyes*
unicorn: *wakes up* Aunt belle?!
unicorn: Is that 당신 Aunt Belle?
Fluttershy: Umm. Yes?
unicorn: Tell me that no matter what ya do, it don't make any difference.
Fluttershy: Any difference for what?
unicorn: DO IT
Fluttershy: It doesn't make any difference.
unicorn: *kick bucket*
Spike: Is he dead?
Mirage: After he kicked that bucket, yeah.
Pinkie Pie: He better not wake up like that again. If he does I'm getting the buck outta here.
Another car stopped by, and two ponies wearing three peice suits, and 상단, 맨 위로 hats came out. What happens now?
All will be explained in the 다음 part.
Nocturnal Mirage's car