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Scootaloo and her two 프렌즈 were forced into a mysterious carriage.

SCOTALOO: I still can't believe we failed! And even 더 많이 can't believe how angry Dashie was.

(FLASHBACK:

무지개, 레인 보우 angry flies over to Scotaloo after learning she failed the test.

RD: *intimidating the Pony.Mov series* What did I tell y'all about failing that TEST!

PRESENT TIME:)

ORION: Oh come on.. I'm sure she'll get over it. It's 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash we're talking about here. She'll ALWAYS 사랑 you..

SCOTALOO: I guess.

ORION: She IS your 초 mother after all.

SCOTALOO: True, true.

UNNAMED DRIVER: *rudely* Would 당신 three shut the hell up already!

SCOTALOO: *angrily stands up* Just cause we failed that stupid test, dosen't mean 당신 could treat us as shit!

UNNAMED DRIVER: I can treat 당신 however I want. 당신 hardly classify as ‘Ponies’ to Cloudsdale, 또는 any of Equestria for that matter. Now sit the fuck down and shut up until 당신 get to your destination.

Scotaloo, feeling hurt 의해 this, sits down quitely.

ORION: Where are we being taken, anyways? Not like we can tell anyone now, and I’m sure as the deliverers, 당신 guys should know

UNNAMED DRIVER: Hell if I know. We hand this carriage off to ponies in suits, and we get a bagful of coins to keep quiet about the whole thing. It’s how it’s always been, for a thousand years.

AURORA: *gulping* That's about as comforting as worms in a 간물, 피 클 jar..

SCOTALOO: Ya, th-.. Wait.. Worms in a 간물, 피 클 jar?

AURORA: What of it?

SCOTALOO: That's the weirdest thing I ever heard in my life.

UNNAMED DRIVER: I'll have to agree with your 주황색, 오렌지 friend on that one.

ORION: Ya.. Who says that!?

AURORA: I don't know.. It just came to mind, okay.

UNNAMED GUARD: But WHY!?

AURORA: I really like pickles... Plus I actually saw such a thing once.

ORION: Serious?

AURORA: I opened the fridge, grabbed the pickles. And their they were, floating around. Like nobodies business.

UNNAMED GUARD: How the fuck would they even get in their!?

SCOTALOO: She lives in a fishing place. Shit like that happens quite a lot.

AURORA: Strangely I STILL like pickles.

UNNAMED GUARD: Speaking of witch.. Have any of 당신 ever tried pickles with 땅콩 butter?

ALL THREE: No

UNNAMED GUARD: Well don't.. It's disgusting.

Awkward silence.

Suddenly they came to a stop, and three 프렌즈 were forced out of the carriage and followed a large group of OTHER test failures, into a mysterious building.

*LATER*

SCOTALOO: This place... the architecture... it’s all so familiar... I think we’re in the weather factory!

ORION: That can’t be right. We were traveling for way too long. We’ve got to be far away from Equestria now, not to mention the city.

AURORA: Actually, Scootaloo may be right... I noticed... it was maybe the same amount of time from when we left the coliseum to the place the carriage drivers swapped, that it was from the swap place to here. But... I don’t know. I’m confused. Maybe that’s just a coincidence.

SCOTALOO: Ya... Coincidence... Maybe.

DOCTOR ATMOSPHERE *revealing himself*: Welcome, mules... 당신 degenerates are probably wondering where exactly 당신 are. Stupid fillies. You’re in Cloudsdale! The 무지개, 레인 보우 Facility, to be correct.

SCOTALOO: What’s going on here? Do 당신 expect to use us as slaves? Because I’d rather be deported, thanks,

DOCTOR ATMOSPHERE: Like 당신 failures have a choice. You’ll be here for the rest of your lives! Oh, I’m sorry, where are my manners? I am Dr. Atmosphere. My degree isn’t a medical one, I shall reassure you, in case you’re picturing some dreadful surgery going on behind the scenes. Strange how so many worthless pegasi get that idea. No, no, my degree is in engineering. I’m one of the Forecolts in this facility. I’m sure you’ve all had the tour of the lower factory, no?

SCOTALOO: What lower factory? *gets tazed 의해 Factory worker standing behind her, making the poor thing cry in agony*

ORION: Hey! 당신 can't jus- *gets tazered* AHH 당신 MOTHERFU- *Gets tazed once again, at this point he was near tears, as Scotaloo helped him up*.

DOCTOR ATMOSPHERE: In any case. *opens door* enter this room.

DOCTOR ATMOSPHERE: Quickly now! Quickly now! Before 더 많이 'encouragement' is needed.

The three frightenedly walk in

DOCTOR ATMOSPHERE: Enjoy the rest of your pityful lives! *slams door*


Well. That's the chapter..
Please review and all that great stuff.
And stand 의해 for the 다음 chapter
I know what 당신 may be thinking.

I'm a bad friend, because I didn't go back to help AppleBloom.

But the thing is.

I know AppleBloom.

And she wouldn't wanted me to.

I got away, that's all that matters.

And it's not to late to find the polic-

Suddenly there was an burning pain that came out of nowhere, and I realized a large 칼, 나이프 was thrown into my back.

I fell down as the brutal pain became too much for.

As I laid there suddenly Trixie stood over me.

"So close, yet so far" Trixie mocked.

"FUCK YOU!" I screamed out angrily.

"Awww... It's so cute when 당신 think your tough" Trixie mocked.

Suddenly grabbed...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: I think they know it's On The Block.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: How?
Master Sword: The 제목 of this 기사 clearly says On The Block!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Oh yes, it does. Today's crossover parody, Unfrozen.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: We're combining two bad 영화 for this. Frozen, and Unfriended.
Tom:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 7, 1960
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming: The Train Yard
Time: 10:03 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Everypony except the Railroad Police left the train yard.

Assassin: *Fires two bullets*
Railway Police: *Taking cover behind a boxcar*

Meanwhile, inside the train station, everyone was hiding from the gangster.

Pete: *On the phone, talking to a supervisor* We have a gangster near our train yard firing bullets at our workers... Yeah, the RP's are dealing with him now.... Railway Police! You've been on this railroad longer then I have, and 당신 don't know what RP stands for?... Alright, I'm...
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At Sweet 사과, 애플 Acres, Eggman is waiting inside the barn.

Shadow: *Arrives in the Teleporting Time Machine. He has arrived with Blaze, and ten 더 많이 Nazis*
Eggman: Good. This should be enough for our reinforcements. Now, we need 더 많이 vehicles. Get us some trucks, and tanks.
Shadow: Very well Doctor. *Uses Chaos Control to head back to Mobius*
Eggman: Once he returns with the vehicles, we will attack this worthless world.

It was inside the house 다음 to the barn, where Applejack, Fluttershy, and other ponies were being held against their will.

Applejack: How many of us did 당신 kidnap?
Nazi: Seven....
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At Twilight's castle, the purple alicorn was in a room with Luna, and three royal guards.

Celestia: Why'd 당신 do it?
Twilight Sparkle: I told you, I'm a princess. I need the money 더 많이 then Pinkie does.
Celestia: It's not yours! I thought I made a good decision letting 당신 be a princess, but I can see that I made a mistake. It's time for your punishment. *Charges her magic, and blasts Twilight with it*

The magic didn't do anything to Twilight's body. She was still the same.

Luna: What did 당신 do to her?
Twilight Sparkle: *Talks in the voice of Ice Cube* Yeah man- oh shit. 당신 changed my voice...
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On Mobius.

Eggman: Were 당신 watching Sean when he left Sonic's house?
Nazi 36: Yeah, but he disappeared.
Eggman: Was he using chaos control?
Nazi 36: We have no idea.
Eggman: Did 당신 see him with a chaos emerald?
Nazi 52: We couldn't see inside the car.
Nazi 36: It's possible he used chaos control.
Eggman: Let's start searching for him in different worlds then.

When I woke up, I saw someone standing in front of my car, staring at me with a smile.

Sean: *Gets out of his car* Who the hell are you?
Rainbow Dash: I'm 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash, and my friend Pinkie Pie told me all about you.
Sean: Is that so?...
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#5: PRINCESS LUNA:
Princess Luna has a problems that a lot of us have. Family problems for the most part. She's always in the shadow of her sister. She's not appreciated for what she does. She's an lone wolf, alone for the most part. Lot of ponies judge her from her past and not what she is now. Unable to except her new self..

#4: TWILIGHT SPARKLE:
I never noticed at the time.
But she reminded me a bit of myself.
Never really having the time for friends.
Till I met them..

#3: ZUKO: THE LAST AIRBUNDER:
Zuko feels like an real person who goes through a lot in the world. His father abandoning him from...
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Filly Derpy: *jumping on bed, but her eyes seen as normal and she dosen't have her cutie mark*

Filly Saten: 저기요 Derp. Quite that already, your gonna hurt yourself.

Filly Derpy: *subbornly* Shut up! Your not the boss of me.. *bangs her head on the roof, making her have the 십자가, 크로스 eyed disign*

Filly Saten: My god, your okay!?

Filly Derpy: *calmly and unaware of her new look* Sure, why do 당신 ask?

-------------------------------------------------------------------

Derpy: Yeah.. 의해 the way would 당신 watch Dinky for me?

Saten: Well. I'm busy, but I'm sure I ca-

Derpy; Great! *gives him Dinky and flies out...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Movie Studio

Starring

Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic 무지개, 레인 보우 as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah

Director Nick: *Staring at everyone* Okay, I just noticed something.
Alinah: Yes sir?
Director Nick: In the last episode of this show, we were in part 5.
Louis: So?
Director Nick: So?! I think this is something good for us!
Connor: Not if we're last.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: Haven't 당신 ever heard of saving the best for last?
Connor: It's bullshit.
Mason: Way to be a pessimist.
Connor:...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, deviantart
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Video Game Troll

Starring Sean the hedgehog as Fox335
Mortomis as Kadillack
Other players in this match are real players, and are not portrayed 의해 any actors.

Today's game: Call Of Duty: Black Ops

Fox335: *Playing gun game with five others on WMD*
1Indian1: 저기요 yo!
Kadillack: What?
1Indian1: I'm from India.
Kadillack: Yeah, I could tell 의해 your username.
1Indian1: No 당신 couldn't.
Fox335: Yeah he could, everyone can. *Running around, stabbing everyone with a knife*
8675309: I just got demoted man!
Fox335: I know, I did that to you.
1Indian1: Well no matter what 당신 do, don't melee me.
Fox335: *Sees...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Golfing

Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic 무지개, 레인 보우 as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell

It was a fine 일 for golfing. Otis, and Chip were on the 13th hole.

Chip: *Standing 다음 to his golfball, getting ready to hit it*
Otis: Are 당신 going to hit it yet?
Chip: Give me some time to get ready.
Otis: 당신 stood there like a statue for 30 분 already.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: It's important to take your time before 당신 hit the ball off the tee. If 당신 mess up your first shot, 당신 mess up the entire game.
Otis: Implying that...
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posted by bluethunder25
As most of 당신 already know, I've given 더 많이 than my two cents about how I feel about what Twilight said to Sunset Shimmer in the crater near the end of EG1 and I still stand 의해 my opinion that she was out of line when she said that; regardless of how Sunset acted in the first movie. Over the past couple of days, when thinking about that scene, I've reflected on how I actually feel about Twilight Sparkle as a whole. So I will take this time to give my personal thoughts and feelings about Twilight Sparkle.

When I decided to watch MLP: FiM, I started from the first episode. Twilight in the beginning...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: January 31, 1960
Location: Ogden, Utah
Time: 7:33 PM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Meadow: *Finishing the letter*

Donut has not changed at all since 당신 left. He still rants about his 집 country India, and gets in fights with Michael about what he has to do.

A few days ago

Donut: *Waiting at the station in his train* This is bogus. I should be leaving the station 의해 now. What is taking so long?

It wasn't really time to depart, but Donut was being too impatient to know this.

Donut: Maybe the conductor 로스트 his voice, and can't say all aboard, so I will do it for him. *Leans out of the cab...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
다음 morning, Gordon arrives at the pizzeria in his car.

Gordon: *Sits with Jim, and Sprocket* Where's Case?
Jim: He's here.
Case Cracker: *Walks over to table* Sup? *Sits*
Jim: See?
Gordon: Yeah, I'm not blind.
Jim: Yeah, whatever. Now listen, Sam has a job for you. He wants 당신 to steal this Dodge Kodachrome, and bring it to his house.
Gordon: Where can we find it?
Jim: There's a dealership not far away from here that has one. 당신 could walk there, and take it.
Sprocket: That'll be easy.
Gordon: Alright, we're on our way. *Stands up, and leaves pizzeria*
Sprocket: *Walks with Case 크래커 behind...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Sam, Gordon, Case Cracker, Sprocket, and Jim finished getting across the 만, 베이 Bridge in Sam's car.

Sam: Back in good old San Franciscolt.
Gordon: I swear, if we go in Oatland again, I'll kill somepony.
Jim: We have to go there again. How else are we going to kill Michael's gang?
Gordon: Create an apocalypse, and make it go across the 만, 베이 Bridge.
Sprocket: Do 당신 really hate Oatland that much?
Gordon: Yes.
Sam: But 당신 gotta admit, Jack 런던 Square is a nice place.
Gordon: With those trains running in the middle of the street? Hell no.
Jim: Aw, come on Gordon, you're not really serious about...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At the pizzeria

Gordon: *sitting at table* I'm guessing those ponies from Fillydelphia want 당신 dead.
Case Cracker: I think they're following me around too.
Gordon: Do 당신 think Michael is their leader?
Case Cracker: Maybe...but we need to figure out what happened to Jim first.
Gordon: Right. And, Jim told me about a good friend of his that lives on the other side of the Golden Neigh Bridge. I know where he lives, but I can't remember the 거리 name.
Case Cracker: 당신 think he could get us a lead?
Gordon: Possibly, but if we can't find Jim, this 조랑말 will take his spot.
Case Cracker: Fine....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Case Cracker's new car
Case Cracker's new car
다음 morning

Gordon: *Calling Case 크래커 at pizzeria*
Case Cracker: *answers the call* Hey.
Gordon: Case, we got a serious problem. Get your 나귀, 엉덩이 over here now!
Case Cracker: I'll be there! *Gets into his new car, and drives to the pizzeria*
Gordon: *Waiting outside pizzeria*
Case Cracker: *arrives at the pizzeria*
Gordon: *Gets in car* Jim's gone missing, and we got to find him.
Case Cracker: What!? Where d'ya think he'd be?
Gordon: Probably still in Oatland with Michael. He called me, and he said he was in terrible trouble.
Case Cracker: We'd better head over there now. *Drives*

Two 분 after...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: January 22, 1960
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:52 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye: *Sitting 의해 the tracks on Archer 언덕, 힐 with a 냉각기 full of beer, watching trains pass him* Here's to 당신 Percy. *Grabs a bottle of beer, smashes the 상단, 맨 위로 open, and drinks out of it* I don't know if you'll survive 또는 not, but I really hope 당신 do. *Grabs another 맥주 bottle, smashes the 상단, 맨 위로 of that one open, and drinks out of it*

Next morning at the train station, Pete walked into his office at 6:55 AM.

Pete: *Sees Hawkeye sleeping on his desk* Pierce!
Hawkeye: *Wakes up, and gets off the desk*...
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