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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Mary
Mary
Clint, and Rarity went to test out the new gun.

Rarity: What are 당신 going to shoot?
Clint: Only a bird, then we'll head back.
Rarity: Be careful, you're aiming it at a window.
Clint: It's too far away to be shot, watch *shoots gun*

The little 망아지, 콜트 soon realized his mistake. As soon as he pulled the trigger, a bullet hit the window, and made it shatter into a million peices.

Clint: Oops!
Rarity: Look what you've done! I swear if 당신 hit anypony, you'll be grounded.
Clint: Let's go check! *runs to castle*
Rarity: No!! *chases Clint* They'll kill 당신 if 당신 go there!
Clint: Hey, lookie there. Two beautiful mares playing tennis.

The two mares lived at the castle, owned 의해 King John. Their names were Mary, and Georgia.

Mary: *hits 테니스 ball*
Georgia: *hits it towards Mary*
Mary: Nice shot *misses*
Clint: *catches ball*
Mary: Oh hello there. Thank 당신 for getting our ball.
Clint: You're welcome maddam. My name is Clint, what's yours?
Mary: I'm Mary, and this is my friend Georgia.
Georgia: Pleasure to meet you.
Rarity: Clint, we should go now.
Mary: Nonsense, he isn't bothering us. But, I am curious to know where 당신 got that gun.
Clint: Oh, Robin 후드 gave it to me.
Mary: Did he really?
Rarity: Hard to believe isn't it?
Mary: I haven't seen Robin 후드 in so long. Nearly a decade I reckon.

Speaking of Robin Hood, he was with Little John at the church of Trottingham, owned 의해 Friar Tuck. The three ponies were having lunch.

LJ: Is everything alright Robin?
Robin: Huh? Oh yes, just thinking about something.
LJ: 더 많이 like somepony.
Robin: What?
LJ: You're thinking about Mary again, aren't you?
Robin: Come again?
LJ: 당신 know, Mary. That 조랑말 당신 like.
Friar Tuck: I heard that there's going to be a contest for the best sharpshooter. The winner gets a 키스 from Mary.
Robin: Perfect. *thinks about winning* I'm gonna need a disguise.

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#5: Anthropology 의해 JasonTheHuman
Okay, I haven't actually read it..But it's on Triq267's list of must reads, and I want to have at least ONE story to hate on, despite never 읽기 it. Cause, as Brad Jones would say.
"Hating on stuff everyone likes, makes me think I'm being cool.. But really it makes me look like a total asshole"


#4: THE 담홍색, 핑크 TEMPTATION 의해 CooperCrisp:
Look I just don't care about Carrot Cake.. I'm sorry.
But this writer has some really well done talent..

link


#3: SPIKE'S 무지개, 레인 보우 DASH 의해 MallaJone:
SpikeXDash isn't the WORST idea for a ship. And this writer is kinda talented.
But...
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added by triq267
Source: Alasou
HELLO! EVERYPONY The story for this show down with the evil 암캐, 암 캐 퀸 Chrysalis was epic it's amazing what the staff did with bringing the changeling army for one last time plus did everypony like that thorax was reformed Changeling ! Then in the long run we all knew that 퀸 Chrysalis did not want to reform for good because she feeds on the hate of others and was born to hate everypony and others anyway let me know in my opinion if 당신 liked the season finale of season 6 또는 not ?


Hopefully season 7 we get to see princess Ember become better 프렌즈 with spike and perhaps we will someday get the full story of the evil sirens in Equestria !
BEST:

CUPCAKES:
This story truly is my favourite creepy pasta.
I made stories of it myself.
Not only that, but the fact that 컵케익 has some of the greastest 팬 비디오 and 팬 sequels is also why I am a good supporter of the story.. It has one of the greatest songs ever "Get ready to Die/Andrew WK". Witch, according to Conan (yes, I watch Conan, deal with it, hahaha) the song was made directly for the video, same with the whole song. Guess its why most of the songs are party themed, particulary the one used for Hellsing Abridged.
Anyway.
Obviously this story two thumbs up for me.
As its "different"...
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THE MANE SIX - "HEY DISCORD 당신 HAVE TO BE RESPONSIBLE FOR THOSE DARK PONIES TAKE THOSE NIGHTMARES AWAY !

DISCORD-"YOU OF EVERPONY ACUSING ME YOUR FRIENDLY CHAOS GOD OF INTENTIONS I HAVE NO CONTROL OF PLUS I SMELL SOMETHING ROTTING TO THE CORE AS IF WHY WOULD ANYPONY WANT TO FRAME ME AND ALL 당신 SIX PONIES HAVE BEEN FRAMED ALSO SO IF I WAS 당신 TWILIGHT MAGIC, COWBOY JACK, SPARKLY AND GIGGLES PIE AND SPEEDY DASH PLUS LAST LOW VOICE SHY 또는 WHATEVER YOUR 조랑말 NAMES ARE ? THERE'S WORD THAT DERPY HOOVES BEEN GETTING STRANGE MAIL THAT KEEPS SAYING "YOU MUST OBEY ME EVERYPONY "! MEANWHILE IN OTHER...
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Glaze: Here's your stuff (hands over a bag of weed).

Saten: Thanks Mrs WoodenToaster, wanna smoke it with me?

Glaze: No thanks, I don't smoke that stuff anymore.. This isn't high school.

Saten: Maybe not to YOU.

Glaze: Whatever.. Usual price.. $280.

Saten: Sure, here (hands her the money).

Glaze: Thank yo-.. This is 2 dollars!

Saten: I'm a little low on cash, okay.

Glaze: Low on cash!?.. What, did 당신 spend it all 맥주 again?

Saten: No.. I realized.. If there's the risk of becoming my father.. It's probably time to stop drinking.

Glaze: Ahh... Some could say that 일 came and went after 당신 gave yourself...
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I thought I would have 더 많이 ideas from here.. But... I don't.

So this concludes the third season. I have 더 많이 annoying Grand Theft Auto crap that nobody cares about, to write.

A lot of my 프렌즈 want a crossover between GTA and Farcry 3, ever sense I spoofed Far-cry 3 in Trevor Phillips Series episode 3.. In the scene. Trevor Phillips envisioned himself as the main protagonist, Jason Brody, saying how he would of done things a bit differently.

This includes, killing an off guard Vaas Montenegro 초 after Grant's death (despite the irony that Vaas and Trevor are 더 많이 또는 less the same type of person). Vaas's murder then appears to make Trevor the NEW pirate's leader. And Trevor then blackmails Hoyt Volker into returning Reily and the others... The game was WAY shorter..
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor, EQD
Flash Sentry trotted down the majestic streets of Ponyville. It was late evening, and he was headed his way to meet up with his 프렌즈 in their 가장 좋아하는 tavern of the town, “The Tipsy Horse”. He was not wearing his Royal Guard uniform, as instead, he wore a loose 셔츠 and dark jeans. The pegasus was still muddled that the Princess Of 사랑 had asked him to be the personal guard of the Princess of Friendship, Twilight Sparkle. The name seemed familiar to him of course, he knew her as the mare that constantly bumped into him around the castle. But the puzzled expression on his face soon...
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A/N: This story was highly inspired 의해 The 사랑 in the Night 의해 Riter on www.fimfiction.net. My version is slightly different, replacing the characters with Twilight Sparkle and Flash Sentry. Oh, yes, 당신 heard me. I’m ready for all the hate. So if 당신 don’t like it, don’t read it. Oh, and ignore the errors here and there. Putting all that aside, thank 당신 for 읽기 and enjoy!

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Princess Mi Amore Cadenza slowly trotted through the regal hallways of her 성 in the great Crystal Empire. The princess of 사랑 craned her neck, narrowing her eyes at the rays of light that pierced through...
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added by Jade_23
Source: DeviantArt
posted by SomeoneButNoone
"Once 당신 wake up and see the reality, the dreams will fall and shatter. That's why everyone want to stay a kid, who can't see the truth."

Slash - *reads newspaper*

-Some Ponies call me a genius. Some a monster. In the end I'm just a fool.-

Slash - *picks cigarette*

-A Fool that as a kid wanted to catch criminals. Fooled with this became an detective and 로스트 everything...-

Slash - *looks in the air*
Ace - Shall we go?
Slash - Shut up.
Ace - Eh...
Slash - *sighs* Let's go.





Episode 1
Bloody Sleepover

>TwilightSparkle Castle

Slash - *enters the Castle*
Police - Ah detective...
Slash - What is it. Something...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
"Letter to EPM
RMP moved faster then we thought originally. The last prep work has ended and talks with KGB are ended. They will take over operation Shadow Raid and we will call government take over aswell.
Cheif Juistice Dan von Shadowknight"

Dan - Everyone! We have prepared count-reformation aginst RMP movemen, we officially control Canterlot so we are in upper hand. VSS will be supported 의해 EMP and KGB. Our enemy is RMP and GSF. We will crush our enemies! We will eliminate the evildoers! We will protect Equestria in its full image! Take back Ponyville and make peace! Innocent kids and grow...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Jake - Well?
Dan - Darkness is really from orther timeline.
Jake - As he said.
Dan - Weird.
Jake - Hm?
Dan - He radiates with wierd aura.
Jake - Who cares.

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Rose - Welcome - Deathless Squadron.
Void - Uh... What is it.
Rose - I want to show 당신 the new operation. Operation - Shadow Raid. As 당신 all mostly know there are monsters 4th times bigger than Valkyries. Behemoths are connected to the mothers of these monsters. They create an plasmatic shield around their cave. We will engage 30 Valkyries to battle it.
Dan - So this is the plan. Phase One - Engage Behemoth and create barricade around the battlefield....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 11 is beginning

Rainbow Dash & Applejack: *Turning on the teleporter*
Pinkie Pie & Twilight: *Connecting the pad to the core, and running to the teleporter*
Rainbow Dash: Did we fix any barriers?
Applejack: Yes, but it was off screen.
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots two zombies with her Spas 12, blowing their heads off* Aw, I can no longer hear their screams if they no longer have mouths.
Twilight: *Shoots the head off of a zombie with her Stakeout* No 더 많이 meat for you.
Applejack: 당신 were three feet away. Big deal.
Pinkie Pie: *Turns on the teleporter*

They were back in the projector room

Pinkie...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 4 is beginning

Rainbow Dash: *Running towards Pinkie Pie, but gets sideswiped 의해 a room to her right, and goes in it to see the sign toiletten* Haha, and 당신 thought I wouldn't find it.
Applejack: *Stays in the first room with Twilight, shooting zombies* If that's all 당신 got, maybe you're not drinking enough.
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots the head off of two zombies* Ah, wunderbar Dashie, you've made it just in time.
Rainbow Dash: Don't 당신 ever, leave without the rest of us, EVER AGAIN!!
Pinkie Pie: Oh Dash, 당신 worry too much. *Shoots the head off of a zombie near 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash* Now hurry up, and...
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posted by austinhaynes
dear mlp animators and voice actors my name is Austin Ryan Haynes and i am12 years old i live in the u.s.a in north Carolina my life had been ruend 의해 my parents until mlp came out.your show helped me stay away from me killing myself and hurting me. i just wanted to say maybe one 일 i can work with 당신 guys in hasbro. people use to call me gay and it hurt. now that i know that there are 더 많이 like me in the world i am standing up to them pease if 당신 can try to contact me i might have some pointers. your 팬 AustinHaynes
Saten: Cloudsdale? Starlight doesn't even have wings! Why would she come here?

Twi: I don't know Twist, Spike, but it looked like she could fly with just magic! Keep your eyes open. We don't know what she has planned.

[whoosh]

Spike: Isn't that 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash?

Twi: Did 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash look really young to you? And I didn't see a cutie mark. 당신 don't thin-.. Saten put her down!

Saten: (hugging filly 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash) She's adorable!

Filly Dash: I NEED AN ADULT!

Saten: I AM an adult.

Twi: (pulls Filly Dash away, and lets her fly off frightenedly) We don't have time for this.

Saten: (groans) Whatever.

Spike: Uh,...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Field 신고 on VOID.
Movement : OK
Compability : OK
Genes : OK
Explanation of System : In Progress.
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???
15:00
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Dan - Good 일 VOID.
VOID - So... Why am I here.
Dan - Time to explain why 당신 got created. 당신 see on surface we have a body armor/mech 또는 rather nano 슈츠 called 조랑말 Companion System in short PCS.
VOID - Lame name...
Dan - Government called it, here in labs we call it Streanght Boosting Costume aka SBC. They were made for disabled soon Ponies took it to work and even sports as of flying in outer space. System allows nos any 조랑말 to fly without wings and use magic without honrn aswell...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Union Pacific 844, now renumbered as 8444
Union Pacific 844, now renumbered as 8444
Date: January 20, 1963
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 6:58 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Metal Gloss, and Hawkeye got to work a couple of 분 early, so they could look at the newly renumbered 844.

Hawkeye: Well, it's official. Her number has been changed.
Metal Gloss: I'm still really nervous about what the others will think.
Hawkeye: Perhaps they'll like the extra 4.
Metal Gloss: Maybe. Let's get started.

They got the engine coupled up to fifteen coaches, and brought the train to the station.

Metal Gloss: *Waiting for ponies to come onto the platform*
Hawkeye: No one so far.
Metal Gloss: I...
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