마이 리틀 포니 우정은 마법 Article: 2 Dashing & 2 Daring part 3

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

Thomas' Flam Special

All four of our 히어로즈 we're resting at the hideout. Nikki however, was remembering her first race four years ago. Before she had a Wrestler, her car was a Lightningbird.

DJ: *playing 50's rock*
Nikki: *upgrading transmission*
Thomas: Hey, that looks cool.
Nikki: Thanks. What do 당신 have?
Thomas: See that Special over there?
Nikki: That car?
Thomas: Yeah. I'll take 당신 on at the raceway if 당신 want.
Nikki: Ok.

The two ponies got their car set up at the starting line.

Flag pony: 당신 ready?
Nikki & Thomas: Ready!
Flag pony: 3... 2... 1... GO!!
Nikki: *floors it*
Thomas: *does burnout*
Nikki: *goes left*
Thomas: *goes fast*
Nikki: I think I oughta listen to 음악 for this race.

Rebel Rouser 의해 Duane Eddy starts to play.

Thomas: *catches up*
Nikki: *drifts*
Thomas: Your good, but I'm better.
Nikki: *drives past lake*
Thomas: *follows*
Nikki: *going 140*
Thomas: *going 145*
Nikki: *goes right*
Thomas: *follows again :P*
Nikki: *passes starting line* 1 더 많이 lap to go!
Thomas: *passes starting line* I will not lose to a mare.
Nikki: *does another drift*
Thomas: *drifts* I can do that too 당신 know!
Nikki: *goes 170*
Thomas: She can't go any faster! *uses nitrous*
Nikki: I don't think so *hits Thomas' car*
Thomas: *slows down*
Nikki: *goes left*
Thomas: *follows*
Nikki: *drifts*
Thomas: *drifts*
Nikki: *passes lake*
Thomas: *tries to pass*
Nikki: *pushes Thomas' car into lake*
Thomas: Damnit! *grabs sniper rifle*
Nikki: *goes 155*
Thomas: *shoots tire*
Nikki: Well this can't be good
Thomas: *shoots window*
Nikki: Oh sure, shoot at me!
Thomas: *shoots another tire*
Nikki: *passes finish line*
Thomas: *shoots engine*

Nikki's car was on fire, and she had to jump. Thomas still kept shooting, but Nikki dodged every single bullet. Eventually the police arrived, and arrested Thomas. Nikki was thinking about all this until.....

Sean: I did it!!
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: What?
Sean: I have all the parts for that Tucker!
Daredevil: Aw yeah!
Nikki: I never saw it before.
Sean: Well 당신 will now! Everypony outside.

2 B continued

The racetrack Nikki races on

Nikki's Lightningbird

Here's Thomas

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applejackrocks1 Haha, Nikki seems like a secret agent cuz she dodged every bullet. (:

Seanthehedgehog I didn't want her to get hurt, lol

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Trixie's funhouse remale: Part 5

posted by Canada24

As I managed to escape. The other two continued fighting.

Trixie continued trying to stab her, AppleBloom, at one point, managed to knee her in the stomach, making her bend over in pain.

AppleBloom found the bat and hit Trixie really hard, saying it was for Sweetie Belle.

But Trixie was somehow able dodged all her other swings.

Trixie punched her in the stomach, but AppleBloom ignored the pain as well.

Trixie attempted to stab AppleBloom but she dodged it.

Ten 분 of fighting, later:

AppleBloom was clearly growing 더 많이 tired.

At one point, Trixie punched her really hard on the side of her the head....

Ponies On The Rails Episode 85 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: August 7, 1959
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:38 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Jeff went into Pete's office at the station.

Jeff: 당신 wanted to see me sir?
Pete: Yes. Let me ask 당신 a question. What do 당신 know about the Lehigh Valley Railroad?
Jeff: Not much. All I know about it is that it's a short railway in the east coast. Why are 당신 asking me about it?
Pete: There's a shortage of track repairers in Neigh Jersey. You'll be taking an airplane from this city into Jersey City. From there, a stallion with a sign of both the Union Pacific, and Lehigh Valley logo will be there waiting...

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Don't Eat 컵케익 On Sunday With Jeff The Killer Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

I ran out of the 컵케익 factory, and back to where my scooter was. Unfortunately, it wasn't there.

Scootaloo: Hey! What the- *Sees another 조랑말 riding her scooter* Bring that back here!!
Pony on Scootaloo's Scooter: Nope!!
Scootaloo: if i had fingers-
Guards: Stop right there!
Scootaloo: *Running towards the the down slope on the mountain* 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash said there would be a lot of snow, so I'll ski down here to escape them.
Pony: *Getting ready to ski down the hill* Ah. What a glorious 일 for-
Scootaloo: *Punches the pony, and steals his skis*
Pony: getting.. stuff.. stolen from me.
Guard...

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Awesome 조랑말 pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: facebook, EQD

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Grand Theft Ponies Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

A Lunicorn Continental, the My Little 조랑말 version of a Lincoln.

A Lunicorn Continental, the My Little Pony version of a Lincoln.

Gordon, and Case 크래커 got in a black Lunicorn Continental. They were heading to the airport to deliver cocaine.

Gordon: The airport shouldn't be far away. Turn on the radio if you'd like.
Case Cracker: *turns on radio and begins to 검색 for a station* Sounds like a lotta static.
Gordon: Maybe because this car is old. *Stops at red light* Let me try. *turns onto 98.1* This radio station has a lot of rock & roll, but right now they're playing a commercial.
Announcer: Behold, the best cars 당신 could ever ask for, from Chevronet. Chevronet has made many enjoyable cars, from the Belair to...

Awesome 조랑말 pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: joyreactor, facebook, deviantart

Awesome 조랑말 pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: joyreactor, facebook, deviantart

Just Be Me Episode 2 Part 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Previously, when 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash, and her 프렌즈 found the treasure, they also noticed their ship was missing. When the diamond 개 arrived, they 스톨, 훔친 the ship.

Rainbow Dash: *Runs onto the 바닷가, 비치 with her friends*
Leaf Pile: This is not good.
Erik: What are we going to do?
Rainbow Dash: I think I know what we can do. Me, and Leaf Pile will fly onto the ship, and 당신 유니콘 can teleport yourselves, as well as our earth ponies, and we fight whoever 스톨, 훔친 our ship.
Applejack: If only I wasn't an earth pony.
Max: Be careful what 당신 wish for.
Erik: Hey, I don't mind not having wings, 또는 a horn....

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I'm bored, so here's a 랜덤 BEST OF SATEN TWIST

posted by Canada24

SCENE 1:
Saten: *drunkily* H 저기요 Applejack
AppleJack: Are ya drunk 또는 something?
Saten: *dizzily* No I'm no- A little
AppleJack: *giggles* Y'all really need some sort of intervention. Ah mean this is the third time this week.
(Suddenly Saten Twist squeeze hugged her, even though it was clear 사과 브랜디 wasn't completely comfortable with it.)
Saten: I I 사랑 당신 Applejack. Let's grow old together in everyway. (demonic voice) EVERY-WAY!
AppleJack *trying to push him off her*: Yeah.. About that.. Look. We only been on 'one' date. It didn't even end well,. But since then. Ya showed up at my house four...

Just Be Me Episode 2 Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

무지개, 레인 보우 Dash, Rarity, and 사과 브랜디 got to the island with the five ponies on the pirate ship. They walked off the ship after putting down the anchor, and were on the island.

Leaf Pile: We're here. Now let's get that pirate map, and look for the treasure.
Rarity: *Realizes something* Oh, about the treasure map.
Leaf Pile: Yes Rarity?
Rarity: Remember when we were dumping Hungry's body over the edge, and into the ocean?
Erik: 당신 didn't leave the map with her.
Larry: Did you?
Rarity: Well, 당신 see... Yes.
Donut: Darn it!
Leaf Pile: Now how are we supposed to find the treasure?!
Rainbow Dash: Stay...

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The Storm Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

다음 morning, Joe arrived at his job late.

Boss: *Watching workers unload boxes from a small freight train*
Worker: That's the last one sir.
Boss: Good work.
Worker: Okay man, we got all the boxes out of your train.
Engineer: Thanks. *Rings 벨 on his locomotive as he drives the train away from the depot*
Joe: *Arrives* Sir, I'm sorry for arriving late.
Boss: Don't worry about it. I got something to tell you.
Joe: What?
Boss: Important cargo is coming here from St. Foalis 의해 helicopter.
Joe: Why is it coming all the way from there?
Boss: No one else would send it.
Joe: What is it anyway?
Boss:...

The Storm Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

In St. Foalis, two ponies climbed into a helicopter on 상단, 맨 위로 of a building.

Orion: *Sits in pilot's seat*
Snowflake: *Sits 다음 to Orion*
Pony: *Gives manifest to Orion* 당신 two need to get some oil to a trucking depot in Trenton Neigh Jersey.
Orion: All the way in Neigh Jersey? What for?
Pony: It's needed 의해 a town 의해 there, and we're the closest company that can get it to them. Better start flying.
Orion: *Starts up helicopter*
Snowflake: Why did I let 당신 talk me into this?
Orion: Because it's a fun job.
Snowflake: We're pegasi. We don't need to fly these things.
Orion: Well I like it. *Gets...

On The Block Episode 12 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Golfing

Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic 무지개, 레인 보우 as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell

A golf course was just constructed in Ponyville. Otis, and Chip were playing against each other.

Chip: Watch this. I'm gonna hit the ball with the 3 wood, and it's gonna hit the flag pole, and go right into the hole.
Otis: But we're already on the fairway, and you'll just hit the ball out of bounds.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: Just watch me! *Grabs 3 wood, and hits the ball*

The ball rocketed to the flagpole. It hit the pole, and fell into the hole....

On The Block Episode 12 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on 거리 corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing 다음 to Double Scoop*
Tom: 더 많이 ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands 다음 to...

Sweet 사과, 애플 Massicure spoof, Part 9

posted by Canada24

Unfortantely the Cusiders ran into a dead end, and Big Mac was finally able to do whatever the hell it was he was planning to do towards them.
But before he could the shotgun was blown out of his hooves, 의해 an unnamed police pony.
Ditto: (also revealing himself). (looks at the police pony) Not bad kid, now keep that gun at him, take no chances.
Police pony: Yes Chief Ditto (keeps aiming the M1911 pistol at Big Mac).
Ditto: (approaches Big Mac).
Scootaloo: (excitedly) Ditto! It's me!
Ditto: I see that.. But now's not the the time sweetie.
Scootaloo: Fair enough.
Ditto: (dramatic tone) Big Macintose,...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 79 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: August 27, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 6:57 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

After buying some uneccesary military equipment, Gordon was getting ready to head into FBI Headquarters to rescue Coffee Creme.

Gordon: *Tying shoelaces on his boots, but he doesn't know how to tie shoelaces, and stops* Alright. Now... *Puts on military shirt, helmet, then grabs an M14 rifle* oh, almost forgot. *Grabs 벨트 of grenades. He grabs one of the grenades, and plays around with it, but acidentally pulls out the pin* Ah! *Puts pin back in grenade* thank goodness.

Meanwhile in the yards.

Stylo: Where...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 79 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: August 27, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:41 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Gordon returned to Chicagoat. He was glad to be back, but still missed Coffee Creme.

Gordon: *Waits for his train to stop, then gets out on the platform*
Pete: *Walks out of station* Welcome back Gordon.
Gordon: Thank 당신 sir. It's great to be back. Can I talk to 당신 in my office?
Pete: 당신 mean my office.
Gordon: That's what I said.
Pete: Uh, alright.

They walked into Pete's office.

Pete: What's going on?
Gordon: Remember when I called 당신 yesterday?
Pete: Yeah. What about it?
Gordon: Right after I hung up,...

On The Block Episode 11 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Classroom

Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz..............................

Tom: Hold it!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: We're not doing this skit yet until later. Get your shit together everypony!
Audience: *Laughing*

The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic 무지개, 레인 보우 as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as...

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On The Block Episode 11 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on 거리 corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing 다음 to Double Scoop*
Tom: 더 많이 ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands 다음 to...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 77 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: August 14, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 9:21 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Stephanie stopped her train in the yards when she saw Mirage, and Jeff with a few other ponies.

Stephanie: *Gets out of engine* Hi guys.
Mirage: We're going to miss 당신 Stephanie.
Stylo: It was fun working with you.
Metal Gloss: Especially with that one train 당신 two worked on with that baseball landing on one of your cars.
Stylo: Oh shut up.
Stephanie: *Laughs*
Hawkeye: *Walks into the yards* Hey, listen up. I just got back from Pete's office, and he's saying that two engineers on our railway died in a...