당신 may not believe this, but this is how Derpy was born.
It all started in Frenchtown New Jersey, a quaint little city, with many friendly people, right 다음 to the delware river. However on the other side of Frenchtown was a place in Pennsylvania taken over 의해 the Japanese military. It found a new weapon that can make people unborn when they do a certain thing.
Two soldiers, Suzanne, and Josh were assigned to destroy a bridge in the Pennsy side of the delaware river, then return to Washington D.C once the mission was done.
Suzanne: What are we destroying this bridge for?
Josh: So the japanese cannot get into Frenchtown.
Suzanne: They'll find a way once we destroy it.
Josh: It's just going to buy us some time. Once they get past, they'll have defenses to attack.
Suzanne: This isn't worth it. *runs*
Josh: Get back here private!
Josh: Do as I say, 또는 you'll die!
Japanese captain: 불, 화재 the unborn weapon
Japanese Corporal: *shoots Suzanne*
Josh: 당신 japanese fucks! *shoots corporal*
Captain: *grabs rpg* Sayōnara. *shoots Josh*
After that U.S helicopters arrived, and the Japanese retreated.
Suzanne: *wakes up* Where am I? Josh?
Josh: Hello asshole. 당신 happy? I'm dead now.
Suzanne: Then how are you-
Josh: I'm in your imagination. Now listen, don't go over the delaware river. That's what the japs want 당신 to do so that you'll be unborn.
Suzanne: I have to though.
Josh: Obviously 당신 don't understand. If 당신 십자가, 크로스 the delaware river, you'll be unborn!
Suzanne: I don't care. I can't even remember what my name is, I've gone cross-eyed, and-
Josh: Don't do it
Suzanne: I WANT MUFFINS! *walks toward bridge*
Josh: Ok, so 당신 really can't remember your own name?
Suzanne: Yup. Infact, I can't remember anything.
Josh: Alright. Your name is Derpy.
Suzanne: I 사랑 that name!
Josh: Good, because that's who 당신 are.
Suzanne: What about my last name?
Josh: Uh let's see here, *looks at feet* Feet.
Suzanne: Derpy Feet! I 사랑 it!
Josh: Great. So 당신 really wanna 십자가, 크로스 the delware?
Suzanne: I have to. I'm gonna get some muffins!
Josh: Alright, but if 당신 get any closer to the other side, 당신 get younger.
Suzanne: Really? How old am i now?
Josh: 50. Now about 당신 being unborn.
Suzanne: *gets on bridge* I wonder what kind of muffins they have. 또는 maybe even..
Josh: As I was saying.
Josh: Will 당신 stop talking?! That'll make 당신 unborn before 당신 even get across, and there's something important I have to tell you.
Suzanne: *nods head*
Josh: When 당신 do become unborn, there's a possibility that you'll be reborn, but as a different species in a different world.
Suzanne: Whatever, let's just get muffins.
Josh: Keep talking, and it won't happen. Right now 당신 are 35. Let's keep going.
Suzanne: *continues walking*
Josh. 33. 32
Suzanne: Why are 당신 counting?
Josh: Twenty two.
Josh: 12. Almost there. 11
Josh: 10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. And..
Suzanne: *gets into Frenchtown*
Josh: you're unborn.
Meanwhile in Equestria.
Nurse: Sir, your new 낳다, 새끼 is here.
Hungry: What is it?
Nurse: It's a filly!
Wife: She has the same color mane as you.
Hungry: And the fur.
Nurse: What will 당신 name your foal?
And that's how Derpy was born. She was always having fun, even when she broke the rules.
Christine Hooves (Derpy's mom)
Hungry Hooves (Derpy's dad)