I was relaxing when Dan came to me.
Sean: What is it?
Dan: Come with me.
Sean: Ok *follows Dan*
Dan: 당신 shall work with 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash on a special assignment.
Sean: what is it?
Dan: N2O has just been invented, and I want 당신 two to steal some for the cars of everypony that works here.
Sean: Alright, let's do this.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: I'm with 당신 all the way.
So the two of us went toward a 샵 that sold Nitrous for cars.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Alright, 당신 steal the nitrous, I'll cover you.
Sean: Sounds good. *walks inside*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *looks for enemies*
Sean: Got it let's go.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *opens door*
Sean: *gets to car*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Why don't we put one of these in your car?
Sean: Why not? *installs N2O*
무지개, 레인 보우 dash: Let's go
Sean: *drives car*
store owner: Who 스톨, 훔친 my nitrous?!?
Sean: *driving car*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *flying 다음 to car*
Copper 64: What is she doing? *turns on sirens*
Sean: What? I'm following the speed limit!
Copper 64: 당신 with the 무지개, 레인 보우 mane! Stop right there!
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *flies off*
Copper 64: All units I just spotted a blue pegasus with a 무지개, 레인 보우 mane, if 당신 see her, make sure she gets stopped.
Dispatch: What was she doing?
Copper 64: Flying too close to a car.
Dispatch: Did 당신 get her?
Copper 64: No she escaped. So I'll just chase the guy in the car in front of me!
Sean: What now? *drives faster*
Copper 64: He's on the run! Suspect is driving a blue Corvette.
Dispatch: Do 당신 have a 설명 of the driver?
Copper 64: I think it's Sean the hedgehog. I see some black spikes, and a grey arm.
Dispatch: It's him
Sean: *drives faster*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *flies into car*
Sean: What are 당신 doing back here?
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Dan made me come back here.
Copper 64: The 무지개, 레인 보우 maned 조랑말 is with him!
Dispatch: It must be 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash.
Sean: Well since you're here, why don't we have some fun? *drifts into dirt*
Copper 64: Suspect is going off road!
Copper 53: I just saw you! Joining in pursuit!
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Crank it left
Sean: *drifts left*
Copper 64: Suspect is doing 더 많이 drifts!
Copper 53: *hits other cop's car* Sorry!
Sean: Well that was easy. What now?
무지개, 레인 보우 dash: Hit the nitrous!
Sean: We already 로스트 them though.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: We did? Ok then don't use nitrous *laughs*
We make it back, and the rest of the nitrous gets installed in the other's cars.
Applejack: Now all ah need is a paintjob.
Pinkie Pie: I now have a super beetle!
Twilight: Man it's just a beetle with nitrous who cares?
Pinkie Pie: I do!
Twilight: Your's is cool Applejack.
Applejack: Thanks sugarcube.
Sean: I already used the nitrous on mine, but it was able to hit 200 miles an hour.
Twilight: Yeah right. What is it again?
Sean: A '69 Corvette.
Twilight: Man, Chevronet started making cars in 2022, how could that be made in 1969?
Sean: Because this is from a different world.
Twilight: Sorry man jeez!
2 B continued.
Sean: What is it?
Dan: Come with me.
Sean: Ok *follows Dan*
Dan: 당신 shall work with 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash on a special assignment.
Sean: what is it?
Dan: N2O has just been invented, and I want 당신 two to steal some for the cars of everypony that works here.
Sean: Alright, let's do this.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: I'm with 당신 all the way.
So the two of us went toward a 샵 that sold Nitrous for cars.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Alright, 당신 steal the nitrous, I'll cover you.
Sean: Sounds good. *walks inside*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *looks for enemies*
Sean: Got it let's go.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *opens door*
Sean: *gets to car*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Why don't we put one of these in your car?
Sean: Why not? *installs N2O*
무지개, 레인 보우 dash: Let's go
Sean: *drives car*
store owner: Who 스톨, 훔친 my nitrous?!?
Sean: *driving car*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *flying 다음 to car*
Copper 64: What is she doing? *turns on sirens*
Sean: What? I'm following the speed limit!
Copper 64: 당신 with the 무지개, 레인 보우 mane! Stop right there!
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *flies off*
Copper 64: All units I just spotted a blue pegasus with a 무지개, 레인 보우 mane, if 당신 see her, make sure she gets stopped.
Dispatch: What was she doing?
Copper 64: Flying too close to a car.
Dispatch: Did 당신 get her?
Copper 64: No she escaped. So I'll just chase the guy in the car in front of me!
Sean: What now? *drives faster*
Copper 64: He's on the run! Suspect is driving a blue Corvette.
Dispatch: Do 당신 have a 설명 of the driver?
Copper 64: I think it's Sean the hedgehog. I see some black spikes, and a grey arm.
Dispatch: It's him
Sean: *drives faster*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *flies into car*
Sean: What are 당신 doing back here?
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Dan made me come back here.
Copper 64: The 무지개, 레인 보우 maned 조랑말 is with him!
Dispatch: It must be 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash.
Sean: Well since you're here, why don't we have some fun? *drifts into dirt*
Copper 64: Suspect is going off road!
Copper 53: I just saw you! Joining in pursuit!
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Crank it left
Sean: *drifts left*
Copper 64: Suspect is doing 더 많이 drifts!
Copper 53: *hits other cop's car* Sorry!
Sean: Well that was easy. What now?
무지개, 레인 보우 dash: Hit the nitrous!
Sean: We already 로스트 them though.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: We did? Ok then don't use nitrous *laughs*
We make it back, and the rest of the nitrous gets installed in the other's cars.
Applejack: Now all ah need is a paintjob.
Pinkie Pie: I now have a super beetle!
Twilight: Man it's just a beetle with nitrous who cares?
Pinkie Pie: I do!
Twilight: Your's is cool Applejack.
Applejack: Thanks sugarcube.
Sean: I already used the nitrous on mine, but it was able to hit 200 miles an hour.
Twilight: Yeah right. What is it again?
Sean: A '69 Corvette.
Twilight: Man, Chevronet started making cars in 2022, how could that be made in 1969?
Sean: Because this is from a different world.
Twilight: Sorry man jeez!
2 B continued.
사과 브랜디 as Rorshach,
Fluttershy as Nite owl II,
Pinkie Pie as The Comedian,
Twilight Sparkle as Dr.Manhattan,
무지개, 레인 보우 dash as Ozymandias, and
Rarity as Silk Spectre II.
Excerpt from chapter one:
Rorshach: Dog carcass in an alley way this morning, hoove track on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me, I have seen it`s true face. The streets are extended gutters, and the drains are full of blood and when the gutters finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up around their waists, and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!!!" and I`ll whisper "neigh"