The Golden gun
Hattan: *sunbathing* Sneak Peak, can 당신 check the main entrance?
S.P: Right away Ms. Scaramanga.
business pony: Are 당신 Hattan Scaramanga?
Sneak Peak: No, I'm her assisstant.
business pony: Where is she?
Sneak Peak: Go in that way.
business pony: *enters room* Hattan Scaramanga.
Hattan: Hi. I just realised 당신 have your gun, and I don't have mine.
business pony: That's too bad. *shoots gun*
Hattan: *dodges bullet*
S.P: *turns off lights*
business pony: Where are you? Show yourself!
Hattan: *grabs golden gun*
S.P: *turns on red lights* 당신 wanna find her? Keep looking.
Business pony: *enters funhouse*
S.P: Maybe you'll find her here?
business pony: Holy crap!! *shoots mirror*
S.P: Nice try. Keep going.
business pony: *enters wildwest part*
manequin: *shoots gun*
business pony: *avoids bullets*
S.P: Ms. Scaramanga isn't the only one that wants 당신 dead.
business pony: *enters mafia section*
mafia ponies: This town ain't big enough *shoot guns*
business pony: *lies on ground*
S.P: Nice move.
business pony: *enters last room* Their all statues.
S.P: Not all of them. One is not like the other.
business pony: *shoots statue*
Hattan: *kills business pony*
S.P: Excellent work Ms. Scaramanga.
Hattan: Thank 당신 Sneak Peak, now lets take his money.
S.P: Who are we going after next?
Hattan: Oh, I know the perfect target! Con Mane, *laughs*
Fillies & Gentlecolts, I present to you, the eighth Con Mane story, The Mare With The Golden Gun
Starring
Doughnut Joe as Con Mane
Azura Alor (Naomiwinx's OC) as Hattan Scaramanga
Snips as Sneak Peak
Berry 펀치 as Berry Goodnight
Pinkie Pie as P
Spike as S
Lyra Heartstrings as Miss Moneybit
scottish 조랑말 as Constaple Weston B. River
봉봉, bonbon as Constaple's wife
koreans as badguys
chinese as good guys
Naomiwinx's OC Azura
Twilight finally gets up from the steps.
"Oh Fluttershy are 당신 ok"? asked, Twilight.
Fluttershy is just lying on the ground and she is not breathing.
"Oh Fluttershy this is all my fault"! yells, Twilight.
"And now 당신 died"! says, Twilight.
Twilight is now "crying" on the floor.
"I'm the one who should of died"! sobbed, Twilight.
"What's going on? say's Cadence.
"Cadence"!! says, Twilight.
"Sunshine, Sunshine, Ladybugs awake, clap your hooves,and do a little shake". says Twilight and Cadence. "So what's the matter Twilight"? asks, Cadence. "My friend Fluttershy is DEAD!! and it's all my fault!"
To be continued..........
"Oh Fluttershy are 당신 ok"? asked, Twilight.
Fluttershy is just lying on the ground and she is not breathing.
"Oh Fluttershy this is all my fault"! yells, Twilight.
"And now 당신 died"! says, Twilight.
Twilight is now "crying" on the floor.
"I'm the one who should of died"! sobbed, Twilight.
"What's going on? say's Cadence.
"Cadence"!! says, Twilight.
"Sunshine, Sunshine, Ladybugs awake, clap your hooves,and do a little shake". says Twilight and Cadence. "So what's the matter Twilight"? asks, Cadence. "My friend Fluttershy is DEAD!! and it's all my fault!"
To be continued..........
Nutty
I know, it sounds like a stupid thing to rant about, but it's been bugging me for a few days now. XD
"And, who is this 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash?"
Rarity bites her lip, and stammers:
"Why... she's... the Wonderbolt's... trainer, of course!"
I've seen this episode quite a few times, but it still pisses me off! Would it really be that humiliating to say:
"She's the spirit of the Element of Loyalty, she's the only 조랑말 to do a Sonic Rainboom in living memory, and even then, she's done one twice; She's the winner of the Best Young Flyers' competition, and pronounced 의해 Celestia to be the best flyer. She's saved multiple ponies' lives, and she's kicked a dragon in the face."
I mean, is that humiliating?
I would be proud to have a friend like that. I mean, who wouldn't.
Well, this rant has been short and terrible, but I needed to get it out of my system.
"And, who is this 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash?"
Rarity bites her lip, and stammers:
"Why... she's... the Wonderbolt's... trainer, of course!"
I've seen this episode quite a few times, but it still pisses me off! Would it really be that humiliating to say:
"She's the spirit of the Element of Loyalty, she's the only 조랑말 to do a Sonic Rainboom in living memory, and even then, she's done one twice; She's the winner of the Best Young Flyers' competition, and pronounced 의해 Celestia to be the best flyer. She's saved multiple ponies' lives, and she's kicked a dragon in the face."
I mean, is that humiliating?
I would be proud to have a friend like that. I mean, who wouldn't.
Well, this rant has been short and terrible, but I needed to get it out of my system.
Our beloved Fluttershy.
She would be:
For Skyrim: Hm... hard one. Maybe Babette before she joined the Dark Brotherhood...? XD link
For The Office (US): Pam, in early seasons. Not in the later ones: just in the early ones. link
For Warriors: Leafpool, as an apprentice, so Leafpaw. link
For 30 ROCK: ... No one. XD Because no one there is really shy.
For Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Hm... perhaps Diglett, but as a girl? Diglett doesn't talk much, so. link
I'll be posting 더 많이 of these soon. ^^
Babette, a very old vampire--who's eternally a ten-year-old.
Pam Beasly, from Season One's episode "Basketball".
Leafpool, a gentle, quiet medicine cat. Warrior as of Series Three, Book Six.
Diglett, an apprentice at Wigglytuff's Guild while you are there.
"So I defeated Princess Celestia, am holding Twilight and her 프렌즈 captive, and let my changelings go all over Equestria to take control the minds of everypony. Who says a girl can't have it all?" 퀸 Chrysalis laughed evilly.
"You won't get away with this", said Princess Celestia, hanging upside down from the ceiling of the 왕좌, 왕위 room encased in green goo.
"Don't 당신 see, Celestia? I already have." 퀸 Chrysalis flew up to Princess Celestia and looked into her eyes. "And there's nothing 당신 can do about it." She flew back on the ground and sat in Celestia's throne. "Much better." She laughed evilly again.
-Meanwhile in the caves beneath Canterlot.
You and your team are trapped in the crystal caves beneath Canterlot. 당신 have to figure out a way to get out of the caves(and no using magic, 유니콘 and alicorns), free Twilight and her friends, and defeat 퀸 Chrysalis! The fate of Equestria is in 당신 and your team's hooves!
"You won't get away with this", said Princess Celestia, hanging upside down from the ceiling of the 왕좌, 왕위 room encased in green goo.
"Don't 당신 see, Celestia? I already have." 퀸 Chrysalis flew up to Princess Celestia and looked into her eyes. "And there's nothing 당신 can do about it." She flew back on the ground and sat in Celestia's throne. "Much better." She laughed evilly again.
-Meanwhile in the caves beneath Canterlot.
You and your team are trapped in the crystal caves beneath Canterlot. 당신 have to figure out a way to get out of the caves(and no using magic, 유니콘 and alicorns), free Twilight and her friends, and defeat 퀸 Chrysalis! The fate of Equestria is in 당신 and your team's hooves!
