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posted by Seanthehedgehog
In case 당신 are wondering, ani is korean for no.

Three old blind stallions were walking alongside a 거리 to a club. They were all walking with canes making sure they weren't going to hit anything. They kept walking until they saw a 조랑말 get in a red sports car. Yes, the stallions were old, but they weren't blind. As the 조랑말 was getting in his sports car the stallions shot him. Then they got in a old hearse, and drove away. "One agent down two to go." the driver said. "Who are we killing next?" the 주황색, 오렌지 stallion asked. "Our 다음 target is a yellow Alicorn that lives right here." The driver stopped, and all three stallions went in with guns. The alicorn was an agent for M.I.3 trying to send a message to the Central Intellegence of Equestria. When she was about to send her message she got killed. "Good work guys." The grey stallion said, "Now we have one 더 많이 spy to kill." Later in Canterlot things were getting interesting in a poker match. A stallion named Doughnut Joe (or as he is known in the spy world, Mane. Con Mane) was playing poker against four other poines one of them a black mare with a red dress. Con tried to talk to her, "I always seem to win. Mrs?" "Dress." The mare replied, "Ruby Dress. I admire your luck Mr." "Mane. Con Mane. One 더 많이 round?" "Why not?" Ruby replied. A waiter then arrived, "Do any of 당신 want a drink?" he asked. All con said was, "Get me a milkshake. Stirred, not shaken." "Ok" the waiter replied very confused. He then brought Con his milkshake stirred. "Thank you." Con said. He won the last match when his drink arrived, and left for his house. Then another mare arrived. This one was Pink, and ran a secret spy organization. She was none other then P, which stood for Pinkie. "Hello 0007." She said.
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Source: Not me!
Another 일 I thinking about what happend... PinkiePie... Ponyville... I cant stop thinking about it... I have many dreams about it... then my brother back to home... but I still scared about whars gonna be when its going to happend again... And I must to say it to brother...

Dan & Shadow Writers Present...

Magic Is Friendship 조랑말 Little My - ...Time 더 많이 One


Another Rainy Day... I just sleeping when I hear somethink difrend... Twilight... saying "HELP! HEEELP! STOP PINKIEPIE!" when I woke up I saw Twilight bloody head for 3 seconds... I hear voice of PinkiePie from downstairs "come to me......
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Source: Equestria Daily
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Source: EQD, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 4, 1957
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:31 AM
Railway: Union Pacific

After being shouted at 의해 Pete, Hawkeye, Stylo, and Renee went back to the freight train they tried driving earlier. The caboose was back on the rails, and the train was waiting.

Renee: *Gets in her engines* I'll see 당신 two later, I guess.
Hawkeye: Sure 당신 will. 당신 work here now.
Renee: I guess so. *Drives train*
Stylo: *Watching Stylo's train*
Snowflake: Pierce, and Stylo, I got a new assignment for 당신 from Pete.
Hawkeye: What is it Snowy?
Snowflake: *Not amused* I told 당신 not to call me that. Forty...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
In the office of Lieutenant Briggs

Briggs: *On the phone* Yes. Understood. *Hangs up*
Harry: *Walks in*
Briggs: 당신 were supposed to apprehend Pollanchio, not insult him. 당신 weren't doing your job, and 당신 could get fired for that. Now 당신 let Frank escape, so answer me this. What the fuck do I tell the captain? Huh? What?
Harry: 당신 can tell him that a traffic cop is making all those kills.
Briggs: A traffic cop? 당신 expect him to believe that a traffic cop is killing off everypony? Who?
Harry: *Looks down at floor* Charlie McCoy.
Briggs: Harry, I was just on the phone with Charlie's ex wife....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 John's car
John's car
The stalkers were getting closer.

Richard: Come on, two hooves! Take the hat off! *Takes Thomas' hat off* That's great *Finds money*
John: Is it?
Richard: Now take your 셔츠 off.
John: We already got the money we don't need to-
Richard: Take your 셔츠 off!
Stalker: *stops car on bridge*

The two stalkers got out, and one was carrying an assault rifle.

Stalker 2: *Shoots at Richard, John, and Thomas*
Somepony: *Crashes into stalker's car*
Stalkers: *Looking at car*

Then all of a sudden, the gun accidentally went off, and killed Thomas.

Richard & John: *Run for cover*
Richard: 당신 ok?
John: I'm fine....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Erica
Erica
After the Flim Flam brothers left with Dexter, another 조랑말 walked in.

??: Hey. Are 당신 alright?
Applejack: *Stands up* Who are you?
?? My name is Erica. 당신 three should get some medical attention.
Applejack: We can't right now. I gotta go after those ponies that beat me, and my cousin up.
Erica: I think I saw them. Were they two 유니콘 with an 주황색, 오렌지 pegasus?
Applejack: Yeah. Where'd 당신 see them?
Erica: They just left the warehouse.
Applejack: Ok. Wake up Braeburn while I untie my sister. *Goes to Applebloom*
Erica: *Walks to Braeburn* Exuse me. Sir?
Braeburn: *Hits Erica*
Applejack: Braeburn!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Just when Jeanne was walking away, Mrs. Stricker arrived.

Mrs. Stricker: Jeanne! Get over here!
Jeanne: *goes to Mrs. Stricker*
Mrs. Stricker: You're not allowed to 키스 other students on school grounds.
Jeanne: Really?
Rafe: That's dumb.
Mrs. Stricker: 당신 two in my office, now.

In Mrs. Stricker's office

Mrs. Stricker: What in the world were 당신 thinking when 당신 kissed him?
Jeanne: I was happy for him. He offered to do something very nice, and-
Mrs. Stricker: No, unacceptable. No matter what, 당신 cannot 키스 other ponies in this school.
Rafe: That's so unfair!
Mrs. Stricker: Watch your tone, Mr....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Running from Chicagoat to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run 의해 thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 9

Bartholomew "Not so" Perfect The 55th

June 10, 1951

At the station in Cheyenne, Bartholomew was getting ready to conduct a passenger train.

Gordon: *Looking at map of Equestria* Hey, Bart! Do 당신 know how long it would take to get to Germany from my place if I was driving?
Bartholomew: Perhaps 당신 should try looking at an actual world map instead...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After Snow got her revenge on Con, she went back to HQ. As for Con, and Blu, they were on a 보트 heading to Maredagascar.

Blu: Will 당신 be able to save me?
Con: *turns on transmitter* I believe so.

When they arrived the town was deserted. The only ponies on the streets were Con, Blu, 7 koreans, and a mexican 조랑말 walking toward them.

Heckler: Hola everypony.
Con: I assume that a 조랑말 named Vetrice was working for you.
Heckler: You're correct, but how?
Con: I killed him, and he told me it was a mexican.
Heckler: Let's talk somewhere a little 더 많이 private shall we?

There was a warehouse 다음 to...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con recieved his equipment from S, and left for Las Pegasus. When he got there, he met a mare, that was running away from some one.

Whataspy: *gets in car* Drive!
Con: Ok *drives fast*
Bambi: She got away!
Thumper: I saw the license plate, we'll call the cops.

So they did, and they chased Con's car.
Whataspy: Those ponies chasing me must have called them.
Con: We'll lose them.
Cop 1: All units, the Special is heading toward Howlywood. Set up a roadblock!
Cops 2 & 3: *block road with cars*
Con: *deploys machine guns*
Whataspy: What was that?
Con: Something surprising *shoots cars out of the way*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was very hot in Equestria, and 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash was tired. She was only 40 miles from San Franciscolt, but she saw something that made her stop. Half a mile ahead was a roadblock, formed 의해 Snips & Snails.

Snails: No one is getting past.
Snips: And if any mares show up, we'll kill them.
Snails: I think I see 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash over there.
Snips: Really? Let me see *looks through binoculars*
Snails: You're looking through them the wrong way.
Snips: I am? Well she just left anyway so I'm not sure what to so now.

Rainbow Dash was flying past the barricade without Snips 또는 Snails noticing. Then she...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The 다음 일 they snuck the 젤리 beans to Cadence.

King Sombra: *clopping*
Guard 32: Sir?!
King Sombra: Oh dear. *opens trap door, killing the guard*
Guard: 29: What just happened?
King Sombra: Nothing! What do 당신 want?!
Guard 29: I just saw the 퀸 eating something called 젤리 beans?
King Sombra: 젤리 beans?! Let me see this!!
Cadence: I don't see why I can only eat beans. I'm older then you, I can eat whatever I want!
King Sombra: I am a higher rank then you! 당신 eat what I tell 당신 to, and it will only be beans!
Guard 29: With all due respect that sounds stupid.
King Sombra: YOU'RE STUPID!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Later in another part of Ponyville

Fenix: Thanks for the coffee.
Waitress: Your welcome, that'll be 1 bit.
Fenix: No problem *pays for coffee with tip*
Shredder: Why am i here again?
Fenix: We need to help Con in case he's been kidnapped 의해 Goldhoof.
Shredder: He's a unicorn, if he gets into any trouble he can use magic to escape.
Fenix: Then they shoot him before he leaves. He probably has his location marked on the radar. *walks to car*
Shredder: What is this?
Fenix: A Dodge Alicorn with spy equipment.
Wierdjob: *drives past Fenix*
Shredder: He must have past us.
Fenix: Lets go then *follows radar*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
"Thats the book!" Pinkie shouted in excitement. "Ok," Twilight said, "Lets see what we got here." She read the index, and found something called holidays. Meanwhile Rarity was waiting for Santa Claus to arrive. Where could he be, she thought. Although she was freesing Rarity still waited outside for Santa to arrive. "Where's Santa?!" She yelled for no reason. Then, she saw a red light, not knowing what it was, she ran off, "Wait," someone said in a shadow, "Theres no need to run away, unless you've been naughty." he continued saying. Twilight continued 읽기 the book, this time outloud. "On...
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posted by Courtneyfan785
Applejack

Applejack is a honest and hard working pony.She can get on my nerves a liiiiiitle but she is the best country 조랑말 I ever saw

Rainbow Dash

Rainbow Dash is a super awesome pegasus!She can be kinda mean but shes so awesome!But compared to 사과 브랜디 she needs to be 20% 냉각기 X3

Fluttershy

Fluttershy is the sweetest pegasus I have ever seen!She kinda gets on my nerves for being to weak,but she is still my number 3!

Pinkie Pie

Pinkie Pie is a ball of fun!She can be overly 랜덤 sometimes,but she is the funniest 조랑말 i've seen besides Derpy!

Twilight Sparkle

Twilight is a great and smart pony!She is kinda overly smart a times,but she's a great friend!

Rarity

Rarity is a great fasionista!But she does get on my nerves a lot.She is a drama queen.She is a really big one in Lesson Zero.But she is a great friend!
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gordon was doing well with driving the train.

Franklin: We'll be going up a 언덕, 힐 soon.
Gordon: Oh please. This engine is powerful, it should get the entire train up 의해 itself.
Franklin: But it doesn't. We tried having an empty freight like ours go up that 언덕, 힐 once, but it still needed help. Coal is a very heavy thing to pull.
Gordon: I know. 당신 should see the trains we have to deal with, some of them are so heavy, that we need two challengers to pull them.
Franklin: Double heading of very large locomotives just seems so interesting.
Gordon: I know. *Sees hill* Is this the 언덕, 힐 당신 were talking...
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