마이 리틀 포니 우정은 마법 Article: Discord is back part 1 .......A picnic

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posted by applejackrocks

It was a beautiful, sunny 일 in Ponyville, and Nikki had decided to invite all her 프렌즈 to a picnic. She called up her friend Azura, to invite her.........

Azura: Hello, this is Azura Alor speaking.
Nikki: Howdy Azura, it's me Nikki.
Azura: Oh, 저기요 Nikki.
Nikki: So ah was wondering, would 당신 like to go-
Azura: To the Everfree forest?!?!
Nikki: No
Azura: go climb up a big mountain?!?!?
Nikki: no
Azura: To go on a adventure?!?!?
Nikki: uhhhh no...to go on a picnic
Azura: oh....ummm okay.
Nikki: Great then! See 당신 at 12:00!

And so Nikki called all her friends, Stormy sky, Cotton Swirls and Score Height.
(At the picnic)

Score Height: Wow! It sure is sunny out here!
Stormy Sky: (bites on sadwitch) Eeyup.
Cotton Swirls: Mhm
Score Height: So, what do 당신 guys wanna do next?
Azura: Why don't we-
All: NOOOOO!!!!
Stormy Sky: We're not gonna climb On a huge mountain!
Cotton Swirls: Yea! Remember last time?
All: *shivers*
Azura: Well, what should we do?
Score Height: How about we play video games?
Stormy Sky: No, it's not healthy playing video games all the time
Score Height: Are 당신 bringing up a fight?!
Azura: Uh-Oh....
Stormy Sky: Y'know what? I think I am!
Cotton Swirls: Fight! Fight! Fight!
Score Height: Bring it on then!
(Stormy Sky and Cotton Swirls and Score Height)
Azura: What are we going to do Nikki?
Nikki: *facehoof* UGH!
Azura: I don't like it when people fight...it makes me cry...
Nikki: Guys!! Stop Fighting!
Cotton Swirls: 당신 stay out of this cowgirl!
Nikki: Grrrrrr.....mah name is NIKKI!!!
Score Height: Oh yea?!?!
Nikki: YEAH!!!!
Azura: Guys.....
All: WHAT?!?!
Azura: I think 당신 all would like to look up.
All: huh? (Looks up)
Stormy Sky: I-I-Is it raining....
Score Height: ......Chocolate....
Nikki:.....milk?
Cotton Swirls: What the Hay?! Why is it raining 초콜릿 milk?!!
Azura: I-I don't know....
Cotton Swirls: maybe it's....NO! It can't be....
Score Height: what can't be Cotton Swirls?
Cotton Swirls: uhhh nothing....

To be continued......

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The_Exorcist I love it!!! AWESOME! Is the next article going to be? Today?

applejackrocks Maybe.. Ah got important news...

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my personal theories

posted by TimberHumphrey

so here are a few theories i got for this show:

Theory #1: since Hasbro and DHX never even bothered to give Cozy Glow any semblance of a backstory, my theory is that she's actually a fully-grown adult 조랑말 stuck inside a filly's body. she was born with a condition that never let her physically age after filly-hood.

Theory #2: while we do know Sunset used to be Celestia's 상단, 맨 위로 student, i always thought there was something 더 많이 to it than just a teacher-student relationship. and since we never get to see if Sunset had parents at some point in time, my theory is that she's Celestia's adopted daughter. remember how worried Celestia was about Sunset at the end of the first EqG movie? yeah, something tells me they're 더 많이 than just teacher and ex-student.

Theory #3: at one point in time, King Sombra used to be a great and loved king, before he became corrupted 의해 his desire for power that forced Celestia and Luna to banish him into the abyss.

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Tom Foolery: Under The Arch Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The final part of Tom Foolery's show is here.

Tom: Now, most of 당신 probably don't know this, but we all have several things in common. I'll give 당신 an example. We're all here together, in the greatest city in Maressouri.
Crowd: *Clapping*
Tom: I have some even funnier ones. When you're in your car, and 당신 stop at a red light. Do 당신 ever try to 옮기기 an extra inch 또는 two?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: But when 당신 see other cars in front of you, you're in no rush to get as close to the other guy as possible. 당신 just coast to the red light.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Coast to the red light, then all of a sudden...

Tom Foolery: Under The Arch Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Tom was now making fun of the modern movie industry.

Tom: As much as I enjoy being an actor, when I'm not entertaining 당신 with jokes.
Crowd: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: I always want to make sure the movie I'm in is good. They're not all comedies, my most recent film, Suicide was actually quite dark. Yet for some reason, comedians feel like it's a great way to improve their career. Correct me if I'm wrong, but being in a dramatic R-rated film will not improve your comedy career.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: That's why no one knows who Jim Carrey is anymore.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: His recent role as Dr. Robotnik...

Tom Foolery: Under The Arch Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Tom continued insulting politicians, much to the delight of his audience.

Tom: Presidential candidates are always a good target for comedians to make fun of, but 당신 know what another 인기 target is? Black Lives Matter.
Crowd: *Cheering*
Tom: Many black ponies are accusing millions of ponies of the Caucasian race, for something only one police officer did in the Midwest!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Who's the racist now 당신 assholes?!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: And do 당신 really think that every single Caucasian hates blacks?! When did we time travel back to the 18th Century?!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Even the...

Tom Foolery: Under The Arch Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

What's a comedy show without politics? Tom is going to make fun of the presidential election.

Tom: I don't know what's worse, this covid pandemic, 또는 the presidential election.
Crowd: Yeah!!!
Tom: I don't trust either Trump, 또는 Biden so I'm not going to vote. *Talks like a filly* But Tom, it's important for the economy!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Losing jobs, and spending money on taxes is not good for the economy!
Crowd: *Cheering*
Tom: I don't give a fuck what ponies tell me. I don't trust the president, I don't trust the princess, I don't trust anyone that works for the Equestrian government! Why?...

Tom Foolery: Under The Arch Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After mentioning things 당신 should only do alone, Tom had another segment for his audience to enjoy.

Tom: 당신 know one thing I like to do when I'm alone? Rewatch some episodes of On The Block.
Crowd: *Cheering*
Tom: Not only do I enjoy comedy, but I also enjoy being an actor. It's the only job where 당신 can get away with murder.
Crowd: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: Unless you're Robert Deniro, and the main protagonist is Al Pacino.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Seeing those two together was a lot of fun, but what really surprised me was seeing Pacino as a cop. He's normally the criminal, but I still got a kick...

Tom Foolery: Under The Arch Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

St. Foalis Maressouri, 6 PM.

A crowd of thousands of ponies gathered at the Gateway Arch to experience a comedy show that was being filmed live in 4k. The comedian? Tom Foolery.

Crowd: *Clapping, and chanting* Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom!
Tom: *Arrives at a temporary stage under the Gateway Arch*
Crowd: *Cheering, as they continue to clap*
Tom: Thank 당신 everypony.
Crowd: *Continuing to cheer and clap*
Tom: Thank 당신 very much.
Crowd: *Continuing to cheer and clap*
Tom: And shut up.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom:...

Suicide Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Jerry: Sorry, but I got nothing.
Vito: I don't feel like dying. That's the reason we left the family in the first place.
Harlan: *Hears a car* What's that? *Looks out the window*
Vito: What is it?
Harlan: A cop.

The three stallions started to panic, but Vito had a plan.

Vito: I think I know what to do. Go upstairs and let me handle this.
Police Pony: *Rings the doorbell*
Vito: *Opens the door* How can I help 당신 officer?
Police Pony: We got a complaint a while ago. Apparently this morning, some ponies had a gunfight just in front of your house. 당신 know anything about this?
Vito: No. I was riding...

Gran Turismo Episode 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

What to expect in this episode.

Twilight Sparkle: *In a black 바꿀 수 있는, 컨버터블 with two Royal Guards. A bullet hits the door of the 바꿀 수 있는, 컨버터블 they're in*
Royal Guard: Princess, get down!

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Captain Jefferson: Someone tried to assassinate the princess as she entered our town.

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Twilight: Why would somepony want me dead?
Toby: That's what we're trying to find out.

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Tim: *Gets punched three times 의해 a blue unicorn. He gets punched one 더 많이 time, and his glasses break*

Intro
Song: link

Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting 다음 to her*

Gran Turismo

Starring Larry Wilcox as Tim...

Gran Turismo Episode 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

What to expect in this week's episode.

Tim: You're splitting us up?
Captain Jefferson: Just until Saturday. Someone's gotta teach the new guys what to do.

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Pony: *Driving a sports car* Turn on the nitrous.
Pony 2: *Turns on the nitrous*
Pony: *Going faster*

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Captain Jefferson: These two guys are wanted 의해 the State Troopers, both in this state, and in Pennsylvania.
Tim: *Driving after the bad guys*
Captain Jefferson: We gotta be on our game.
Tim: *Hits another car, and goes on two wheels*

Song: link

Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting 다음 to her*

Gran Turismo

Starring...

Warbonnet Part 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

When Saten Twist returned to Los Angeles in the Super Chief, he saw Jake looking at him.

Jake: *Angry*
Saten: *Sweating* Why is he giving me that look? *Stops the train*
Jake: *Tapping his left front hoof on the ground, waiting for Saten Twist*
Saten: *Climbs down from the engine's cab* Why are 당신 angry at me?
Jake: 당신 owe me an apology for the way 당신 talked to me yesterday.
Saten: John-
Jake: IT'S JAKE!!!!
Saten: Why are 당신 getting angry at me all of a sudden?
Jake: Your lecture towards me made me lose my job, and now I can't find work anywhere else.
Saten: 당신 quit?
Jake: Yeah. I'm still waiting...

Warbonnet Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

Song: link

Celestia: *Runs from the left. She jumps up, her wings spreading wide, then her face gets into the triangle*

Albuquerque, New Mexicolt. July 19th, 1958

Saten Twist: *Walking towards the Super Chief*
Stallion 16: Here to take this train all the way to Los Angeles?
Saten Twist: *Nods, and climbs into the cab*
Conductor: All aboard!!
Saten Twist: *Blows the horn twice, and makes the train go forward*

This is the train Saten Twist is driving, called the Super Chief. A luxury train for ponies....

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The Importance of Being You.

posted by btflash

Oh shit, BT's not making fun of someone this time around? (well in an indirect way I might be but let's see where this goes)

Yeah, I don't care if anyone reads this, I just want to get this off of my chest, because I'm gonna try and be real with this site for once and it's 1 AM in the morning.

One thing I've noticed in the time that i've been a part of this club (since like, 2012 또는 something, idk), is that this club has 로스트 its backbone. The recent year, now, I've been shitposting like mad, pissing in everyone's cornflakes. I have admittedly been the worst kind of person, for NO good reason....

Awesome 조랑말 pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: facebook, EQD

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Dark Times Equestria - Act II

posted by SomeoneButNoone

My name? Alonzo Langusa. Age when I started operating? 23.

Act II

Vengeance...

Living was hard. I had to hide my name. I had to find a good job yet there was not enough money. Life was rough and it was because of these man. Vincent Galar, Apollo Monetto and Angelo Vertezio. I was taught 의해 ma'am Crossroad not to kill. Yet I wanted to. I wanted vengeance. At age of 15 I started smoking and further drinking at age of 17 until at age of 23 I was kicked from my apartment. I went to Canterlot to find my good old friend her name was Clara. When I came she was shocked. I still remember it.

"Who are you?"...

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Dark Times Equestria - Act I

posted by SomeoneButNoone

It was a cold night like this one when my father smoked his last cigarette in our family house. The night so cold even me myself did not want to go out. The time? As a kid 당신 don't care about that. It was dark, and it was winter. 크리스마스 day. After Equestrian economical fall and industrial boom, everyone changed, the dirty mafias started to leak. My father was part of one of these. A high up. One of important people in Vertezio familia. Still on that night...

Act I

That Night...

"So how was your 일 outside" Father asked me with a smile. "Good" was all I answered. I was 11 what could I say....

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Saten Twist Adventures: Bonus episode... PART 4

posted by Canada24

사과, 애플 Bloom: ... Who'd've thought it'd be so hard to find somethin' for us all to do together?

Scootaloo: Well, I know this might sound crazy, but what if we didn't?

Apple Bloom: Didn't what?

Scootaloo: Do things together. Well, do everything together.

Apple Bloom: But we're the Cutie Mark Crusaders!

Scootaloo: And we always will be! But I really wanna bungee jump! The speed, the height, the fall!

Sweetie Belle: And I know 당신 two aren't interested, but I wanna try : Isn't there something you've always wanted to do on your own?

Apple Bloom: I don't know... I guess I figured we'd always do stuff together....

Awesome 조랑말 pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: 페이스북

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Project GATE Episode 7

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Darkness - *burst into room* Bad news! Void was kidnapped!
Dan - What?!
Snowflake - Void...

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Location - ???
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Void - *wakes up strapped to some 표, 테이블 covered with bandages* What the...
Nyx - Good 일 VOID. I never thought 당신 will be the first to feel truth.
Void - What are you- *looks at him and see big machine behind him*
Nyx - Ah 당신 see this. My project. 과일 of my reschearch. The best weapon ever. 당신 know - cores are great aren't they. They stay alive for 20 years. But 당신 know what is better in them. Their power. A sheer power that may 옮기기 body 또는 stimulate brain. And this 초 thing...

Gran Turismo Episode 12 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Tim, and Julia returned to the police station.

Captain Jefferson: Tim Miller, and Julia Rose.
Tim: Hello Captain.
Captain Jefferson: I heard about your heroic act on Monday Avenue. Well done.
Julia: Don't give us all of the credit Captain. There were other officers as well.
Captain Jefferson: I understand. When I see them, I'll give them their congrats as well.
Tim: We still on stakeout tomorrow Captain?
Captain Jefferson: That's right. You're on stakeout until further notice.

Next day.

Tim: *Driving his 독사 같은 사람, 바이퍼 passing Local Consideration*
Julia: Let's check out The Highway.
Tim: *Turns right on Byer Lane*...