(Reminder: All from Nikki West’s point of view.)
Me and 레이 레이 spent all 일 together. We went to the mall and he bought me everything! I got a 셔츠 that says “Kiss my ass”. We went to my 가장 좋아하는 chinese 음식 restaurant too! Then we went to ‘Toys R Us’ and had a sword fight until some lady was like, “You can’t do that here.” So we left and went home. We were making out until Quisha wanted to take the car again. “Nuh uh bit! Oh no! Y’all had it all damn night last night! Y’all asses are staying here!”, I yelled.
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Me and 레이 레이 were driving around, wondering where to go. “How’s about we go to my house?”, he said. “Boy, 당신 crazy if 당신 think 당신 gone hit this… donk?”, I said kinda confused. “Then where to?”, he asked. “I dunno.” “Listen. How about we just go to my house to hang?”, he asked. “Aight. But don’t try nothing slick stupid, foo!”, I said laughing.
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Turns out, when I laugh my hands go all over the place and we almost crashed. “Yeah… 당신 should let me drive.”, 레이 레이 said, both our eyes wide open in shock. “Yeah.”, I said as I pulled over and switched seats.
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We got to 레이 Ray’s house and it was HUGE! Nothing like mine! We went in his bedroom and started making out until he said, “Now 당신 gotta dance for me.” So I started dancing like he was back at my apartment. “Nope. Twerk.”, he said. “Listen, there ain’t no Twerk Team up in hea!”, I exclaimed trying to be as serious as possible. ”You got all the twerk I need”. “Uh… no!”, I said, going to sit down. “I’ll twerk for you!”, he joked. “Boy, 당신 so gay!”, I yelled cracking up. He got up and acted a foo over here bouncing that ass. “Boy, sit down wit’ yo crazy ahh!”, I chuckled. “Wow, your turn.”, he said making a hand gesture and biting his lip… AGAIN! Oooweee! He is TOO sexy when he bite his lip! I got up and walked twards him and wrapped my arms around him. “Boy, 당신 sexy…”, I continued, “But no!”. “C’mon. After that we can get our bang bang on!”, he whispered in my ear. “Boy, get out my face!”, I said as I shoved him playfully and ran. He ran after me and caught me from behind. I turned around and held his hands. He pulled me close towards him. “I think I 사랑 당신 girl.”, he said as I blushed. We stared at each other for what seemed like forever until we started making out. My phone rang… It was Quisha!! “Hey girl, can we borrow yo condoms?”, she said with her country ahh accent. “Why?”, I asked. “Because, I ain’t tryna get knocked up! Uh uh! Oh no! Not today!”, she replied. “What did 당신 use last night??”, I interrogated. “See what had happened was…”. “Mhm, Go on.”, I said impatiently. “Guh, we had got a brant new pack of condoms and—”, “Brant? What, 당신 Madea 또는 something?!”, I joked forgetting about my interrogation. “You know it! And when we had left we forgot ‘em and left ‘em in a hotel drawer…”, she said. “Girl, what if the 다음 person who stays there has children?!”, I scolded. “Guh, that maid girl thingy will probably pick it up, throw it away, 또는 use ‘em!”, she said. “So, can we?”. “Ok. They’re in my underwear drawer on the deep right.”, I said. “Ooh, thanks girl!”, she hung up. “Who was that?’, 레이 레이 asked. “Quisha. She needed condoms.”, I replied. “And.. They’re in your… panty drawer?”. “Yuppers. Now, where were we?”, I asked already knowing the answer as I leaned in to 키스 him. But then… his phone rang! -___- It was Princeton, Prodigy, and Roc! DAMN!
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