“The 'not-giving-a-fuck' meter is as far into the red-zone as ever before.”
"Life is like a permanent limp dick, with an occassional blow job" [When told 의해 Phil that life is like a permanent cloudy day, with an occassional sunshine]”
“I'm just sittin here trying not to be unhappy.”
“One of my few shortcomings is that I can't predict the future.”
“They paint fucking white lines in the middle of the road and the cops tell 당신 당신 can't drive there, but they don't do anything to prevent 당신 like puting nails in the road.”
“Doing things the way 당신 see it, going 의해 your own heart...
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