Me: *wakes up and hears annoying things coming from the living room* Shadow and Meph: *Fighting* Me: *Fachepalms* I'm goinmg bk to bed... *yawns and Mephiles kills Shadow*
Me:...Ok i'm gonna say this slowly so your tiny brains can understand *ahem* What.in.god's.name.are.you.doing.in.my.HOUSE!?!? Mephiles:Wait a minute... Do i know this female mortal from somewhere? She seems familiar... Oh now i remember I tried to kill 당신 when 당신 were an infant 의해 drowning 당신 in the pool... GRR! but your half human father saved 당신 from my clutches! I also tried to kill 당신 in your sleep 의해 sending Tails doll, but yet shadow attacked it and that blue annoyance whisked 당신 away before it could even touch you. Me:But why me? what did i do? Mephiles:The reason why is because 당신 are suppose to help the meddling hedgehogs to defeat me and a few other evil ones. That's why i tried to kill 당신 and stop the event from happening. Shadow:*grabs my hand* CHAOS CONTROL! *warps me to mobius* End... of part 1
i would wake up and walk up to mephiles, tap him on the sholder and say "Leave my Shadow alone 당신 fucking 앤젤 of death!!!" and then flip him off and take out a rocket launcher and blow his 나귀, 엉덩이 to Hell.
Me (yawns): Aaah. Another day, anot- wait, what is that sound? (sound gets louder and louder) Me: What the... (I open door. See Shadow and Mephiles duking it out.) Me: Gyaaaaaaaaaa... (gawks) What... the... Mephiles: Go to oblivion! Shadow: Chaos Control! (A large explosion occurs.) Me: (gawks 더 많이 and sighs.) Sigh. Okay... looks like I have to break THIS up again. (I transform into and 주황색, 오렌지 hedgehog.) Me: Rrrgh... if 당신 won't get out, looks like we have to do this the hard way. (Takes out Chaos 에메랄드 from "toy" chest) Chaos CONTROL! (I put on a large suit of armor made of energy and beat the heck out of Shadow and Mephiles. Shadow and Mephiles are scared and run for their lives to fight somewhere else.) Shadow: Okay, okay, we'll leave 당신 alone! Mephiles: Yeah! Sheesh.
Wakes up angry me:YOU TWO CUT IT OUT! Mephilies:NO IM GOING GOING TO-i pull his ear OW OW OW Shadow:Ha!pull his ear to ow ow ow me:NOW FIGHT TO THE DEATH WHEN IM UP GOT IT!! Mephlies and sahdow :Yes mam
3 endings: A-me:shut up!!!!!!! Meph:no Shadow:........ Me:*bites his ear* Meph:ow ow! Shadow:*sweating....must laugh!!*pffthahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!! Me:*tugs him to the door....*throws him out an stay out!!!me and shadow hang out and end up dating
B-same story as A just with shadow out and meph in C-me:*groan*what the hel-huh?!ohh a fight!*eyes glow red with anticipation* Shadow:??? Memphiles:why did 당신 stop fighting? Shadow:she's up.....were going*gulp*to die Me:oh shadow 당신 know me do well that I hate to wake up this early if this fight wasn't interesting I would kill 당신 both but I like this fight so carry on!oh wait not yet!i need 팝콘 and treats!*big chao like grin**goes to 부엌, 주방 and comes back with 팝콘 and candy*carry on! Shadow:...*nods*chaos sphere! Mephiles:*turns to liquid*come behind shadow and attacks* Me:*sweatdrop* Shaodow noticed and turned around Me:yay!^_^
kick Mephiles on his face"Take Shadow from his chest 모피 and 키스 him on the lips for 5 분 and then when I stop I am saying him:Relax , he is dead.We can 키스 for all the 일 long.And Shadow answers:I was thinking just the same.Now let's get out of here."looks at dead Mephiles"It smells losery round here.
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