Beautiful

From an 이메일 I got.

THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, BUT THE LEAST ROMANTIC 초 LINE:

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying 당신 screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything 당신 are not.

Love may be beautiful, 사랑 may be bliss,
But I only slept with 당신 'cause I was pissed.

I thought that I could 사랑 no other --
That is until I met your brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet,...