From an 이메일 I got.



TAKING A WOMAN TO 침대

What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78?

At 8 -- 당신 take her to 침대 and tell her a story.

At 18 -- 당신 tell her a story and take her to bed.

At 28 -- 당신 don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

At 38 -- She tells 당신 a story and takes 당신 to bed.

At 48 -- She tells 당신 a story to avoid going to bed.

At 58 -- 당신 stay in 침대 to avoid her story.

At 68 -- If 당신 take her to bed, that'll be a story!

At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???