MAGAZINE CLAIMS LOUIS TOMLINSON HAS 'DUMPED' PREGNANT BRIANA JUNGWIRTH 

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​It\'s been a while since we talked BJ on here. GOOD GRIEF you\'ve got a filthy mind - we\'re talking about Briana Jungwirth actually, otherwise known as the gal who\'s been blessed with the spawn of One Direction\'s Louis Tomlinson morphing into a human being within her very womb.

Last time we saw Bri-Bri, she was with Louis\' family on a shopping trip in LA, showing off that baby bump of hers and generally looking as happy as Larry. Err, probably a bad choice of phrase on second thoughts.

But hold up right here, because according to your latest instalment of ridiculous 1D rumours, there\'s trouble in paradise for Louis and Briana and he\'s decided to call it quits on their \'relationship\'.

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Right, so there\'s a few issues with that, isn\'t there? Snore.

Notorious tall-tale-weavers Life & Style magazine have this week claimed that Louis has dumped preggers Briana, leaving her totally gutted because she apparently didn\'t see it coming. That\'s funny because neither did we, seeing as we had no idea they were even dating. Sigh.

"He dumped her," a source told the mag, which is fairly impressive when she wasn\'t actually his girlfriend.

"They had been trying to work things out the past few weeks during his One Diretion tour. He even introduced Briana to his mum, Johannah."

Apparently Louis doesn\'t see a romantic future for him and Bri (collective eye roll, everybody), but has still "promised to love and support their child financially". OH JEEZ, what else is there left to say about this rubbish, really?

Someone pass us a megaphone so we can call BS as loud as physically possible for all to hear.

What do you make of all this unnecessary drama? Let us know with a tweet to @Sugarscape.

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