*Sorry for mistakes!*

“Niall: Help!
Louis: Did anyone hear that?
Niall: Help!!
Louis: SOMEBODY NEEDS HELP! RAAH! (Pulls open 셔츠 and has 슈퍼맨 셔츠 underneath) 슈퍼맨 is here!!”

“Stop the traffic...let 'em through...”

“In my first video diary I explained my 사랑 for women who have a taste in carrots. Since then, I have received plenty of carrots. Now I also have a keen interest in women who like Lamborghinis.”

“One time, Niall sat on the floor for hours trying to find a way of putting his M&M's in alphabetical order.”

“I had this dream...that we had this new sixth member, for some reason, and he actually ended up being quite horrible! And he started a fight with me! And I wanted him to go away and none of the boys were helping me!”

“I 사랑 the big red bus!”

“And as for you, stop having curly hair!”

“If a guy is taking his girl for granted, he really deserves a slap, with a baseball bat.”

“And I'd marry you, Harry. Because it rhymes.”

“I'd like to make a shout out...SHOUT OUT!”

“Woah! Calm down, Curly!”

“No,' Jimmy protested.”

“And remember people: 당신 might not be plastic, but 당신 are fantastic!”

“Swag mastah from Doncastah!”

“If I were to look in 당신 ferigerator....refridgefreetorator...fridge....what would I find?”

“Live fast, have fun, be a bit mischievous.”

“Check mah flow!”

“I'm Louis the Tommo Tomlinson!”

“Live life for the moment, because everything else is uncertain.”

“Those sound like the three best 답변 I've ever heard on this show even though it's the first ever of this show!”

“You can't go to sleep without a cup of 차 and maybe thats the reason that 당신 talk in your sleep...”

“Ehhhhh. I'm a song!”

“Yes! The Tommo is back!”

“It's incredible to have people show their support when your doing something 당신 love.”

“I want my first son to be called 'Tommy.' It will sound great, Tommy Tomlinson”

"I dreamt that Spongebob was slapping me, but when I woke up it was Niall that wanted me to make him breakfast"