1. Offer him Visine at inappropriate moments.
2. Mock his choice in becoming an Eye. Wouldn't a Mouth 또는 a Hand be easier?
3. Knock on bedroom doors around Mordor late at night and complain that 당신 had a bad dream.
4. Train his armies to sing "The Ants Go Marching One 의해 One."
5. During secret evil plotting meetings, raise your hand and ask to go to the bathroom in a whiny voice. Squirm a lot if he says no.
6. Tell Sauron "Wormtounge said you're looking fatter."
7. Tell Wormtounge "Sauron said you're looking fatter."
8. Then throw a party and force both to sit through it. Sitting 다음 to each...
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