Frodo (Elijah Wood)

The Lord of the Rings is an epic high 판타지 novel written 의해 philologist J.R.R Tolkien. The story began as a sequel to Tolkien's earlier, less complex children's 판타지 novel The Hobbit (1937), but eventually developed into a much larger work. It was written in stages between 1937 and 1949, much of it during World War II. Although generally known to readers as a trilogy, Tolkien initially intended it as one volume of a two volume set, with the other volume to be The Silmarillion; however, the publisher was not interested in the 초 volume and in 1954-5 printed The Lord of the Rings as...

1. Offer him Visine at inappropriate moments.
2. Mock his choice in becoming an Eye. Wouldn't a Mouth 또는 a Hand be easier?
3. Knock on bedroom doors around Mordor late at night and complain that 당신 had a bad dream.
4. Train his armies to sing "The Ants Go Marching One 의해 One."
5. During secret evil plotting meetings, raise your hand and ask to go to the bathroom in a whiny voice. Squirm a lot if he says no.
6. Tell Sauron "Wormtounge said you're looking fatter."
7. Tell Wormtounge "Sauron said you're looking fatter."
8. Then throw a party and force both to sit through it. Sitting 다음 to each...