LOL Jokes

johnnyboy-69 posted on Apr 18, 2012 at 08:33AM
Post some funny jokes

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over a year ago johnnyboy-69 said…
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
over a year ago popa1 said…
A mermaid drowned. My sister ate Justin Bieber. The person above...IS THE NEW AVATAR!!!

Missing tortoise:
*He be my nigga
*He was chillin like a villan and someone grabbed the nigga
*I'm modaf*ckin pissed
*When I find you I will poke you in your eye and burn down your house
*Also f* your bitch and steal your lettuce
*Please give him back imma cry (Note! I do not curse, I just thought this was funny)

When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The car park, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!'

'N this:
 A mermaid drowned. My sister ate Justin Bieber. The person above...IS THE NEW AVATAR!!! Missing to
over a year ago cloudburst said…
angry
*British acent* I'm sorry... I didn't.mean it ... I'm going to kill you...I'm going to blow your head of like.rasenerry jam
over a year ago cloudburst said…
*raseberry
over a year ago popa1 said…
Says it all
 Says it all
over a year ago Snowyowl1028 said…
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over a year ago johnnyboy-69 said…
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
over a year ago australia-101 said…
Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
A: So brunettes can remember them.
over a year ago australia-101 said…
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did she go to the other side? To go to the bar.

Why did she go to the bar? To go to the toilet.

Why did she go to the toilet? Because that's where all the cocks hang out.
over a year ago australia-101 said…
Your mama's like a roller coaster...she has her ups, she has her downs and 20 people or more can ride her at the same time!
over a year ago australia-101 said…
Yo' Mama is so fat, she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.
over a year ago australia-101 said…
Q: How can you tell that a blonde's been baking chocolate chip cookies?

A: There's M&M shells all over the floor.
over a year ago australia-101 said…
Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn't say banana?