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Fan fiction by Hellowittykitty posted over a year ago
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(Alright! This is a one-shot funny 기사 I just thought about, and tell me what 당신 think! Please enjoy and hence that all the characters in this story are made up)

재스민 속, 재 스민 was a ordinary girl. In an ordinary world. With ordinary friends. And a ordinary dog. Everything was basically the same thing over again. Like her entire life was on repeat. A broke record that repeats the same things over again. Hey, that's how Mrs. Mary Mac was created, due to a awful scratch on a record. Anyone ever wonder how Rock Paper Scissors was created? But anyways, 재스민 속, 재 스민 roamed the streets of her town called Linger. She had to go get some spiritual things from the Marco Polo store that was east of her school. These dastardly things that she needed were asked from 의해 no other than Madam Un-Explainable. She never explained to anybody why she needed them and what she needed them for, so people considered her a raving lunatic from another dimension far off into the great beyond. Some considered her an idol and a role model, like a mother of some sorts. Especially Jasmine, she raised her every since her parents moved on into the place called heaven. 재스민 속, 재 스민 still walked with her bag and...
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Fan fiction by stellamusa101 posted over a year ago
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Note : I came up with these jokes and a few jokes I took from the joke book.

Technology Joke

What did one computer say to the other?

01010101010101010101

개 and cats' joke

A boy comes 집 one 일 and runs up to his mom.

Boy : What's a 암캐, 암 캐 and a pussy?
Mom : Well..a 암캐, 암 캐 is a female dog and a pussy is a cat.

The boy thinks to himself that this doesn't sound right that the other kids call each other that.

Dad : (opens up his 플레이보이 and fold to the centre, he draws a 원, 동그라미 around the woman's pussy) What's a 암캐, 암 캐 and a pussy?
Mom : Now that's a pussy, son! Everything else is a bitch!

Disco is dead joke

How did disco died?
In the disco inferno!!

음식 joke

Q : What does in Irishmen get after eating Italian food?
A : Gaelic breath.
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Opinion by sweetangel222 posted over a year ago
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It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
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Life is like an onion; 당신 peel off one layer at a time and sometimes 당신 weep.
더 많이 funny Carl Sandburg quotes
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Life is just a phase you're going through...you'll get over it.
더 많이 funny Anonymous quotes
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There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
더 많이 funny Oscar Wilde quotes
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Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
더 많이 funny Jean-Paul Sartre quotes
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An autobiography is the story of how a man thinks he lived.
더 많이 funny Herbert Samuel quotes
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The trouble with the 쥐 race is that even if 당신 win you're still a rat.
더 많이 funny Lilly Tomlin quotes
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For most men life is a 검색 for the proper manilla envelope in which to get themselves filed.
더 많이 funny Clifton Fadiman quotes
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Guide by sweetangel222 posted over a year ago
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Ever since I began working for that Orlando Florida vacation homes website, I have been plagued 의해 recurring nightmares. I am haunted at night 의해 the spirits of hotel rooms past.

There was a time when I traveled quite a bit on business. Thankfully, I don't hotels hop any more. But at night I float off to a hotel room far away in time...

The day's work done, I checked some emails and phoned 집 to check up on the kids. It seems there was a shouting match going on at the other end of the line. It sounded like Pandemonium was winning, but Total Bedlam was making some noise, too. I sensed that Chaos could not be far behind.

"Could 당신 please just quiet down a minute?" I said into the phone.

"Shut up, yourself!" I heard the man in the 다음 room growl.

I chose to ignore the 땅콩 gallery. "Come on guys. Can't 당신 just stop fighting for a second?"

"I'll show 당신 what fighting means" I heard through the wall.
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