EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!! PROPELLER KNIGHT! V.S. KING KNIIIIIIIGHT!

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Propeller Knight: Bonjour, senior asshole, it's time to start!
Just don't start crying when I break your heart!
Your nothing 더 많이 than a wannabe king!
I'm a flying swordsman who can really sing!

I have a battleship, a girlfriend, and can soar through the skies!
Your just a 2 년 old who loves to eat pies!
Bring it on monsieur, just try to pierce these sexy eyes!
This rap battle will bring 당신 to your ultimate demise!

King Knight: Sorry I couldn't hear you, my swag was too loud!
I'm a mighty king, standing tall and proud!
I'm f**king rich, famous, and beat 당신 의해 a mile
Who are you, a french pedophile?

I got the muscle, swag, brains and brawn
Your 더 많이 pathetic than the Sonic character Antoine!
당신 want to soar through the skies? Be my guest!
Just get out of my face, 당신 annoying pest

Propeller Knight: Don't tell me senior, that's really your best?
당신 may be a king, but 당신 couldn't pass a first grade math test!
When they put me our game, my level used the most data!
You? I was surprised when 당신 were announced for the beta!

Your rhymes are terrible, and your breath reeks
Your just a rip-off of Darth Vader, and have lousy sex techniques!
Your the easiest boss in the game, and your 디자인 is cliche!
Beating 당신 bi**h, it's in my DNA!

King Knight: I'd rock you, 양말 you, and chew on 당신 like gum
I'm not just like a boss, I am the boss, slamming that 베이스 drum
Making rhymes faster than a freaking machine
Owning 당신 man, it's in all of my genes

I'll take out all your parts, put 당신 in your place
I won't take your s**t, destroy your base
In the retro genre, your a disgrace
And your rhymes stink worse than your ugly face!

I've heard better rhymes 의해 Howard the 오리 high on drugs
I'll demolish you! And maybe have a sip
Of your blood.

WHO WON!?
WHO'S NEXT!?
당신 DECIDE!