(Hey, this IS his club, so why not one more? :D)
I know where 당신 sleep
Every night so deep
Peacefully counting some harmless sheep
But I'm the stigma of rage
I belong in a cage
And I won't be defeated 의해 some 랜덤 mage
For I'll drink your soul
Imprint it on a scroll
And smash it with 20 entire tons of coal
I'm what 당신 hide from in your bedroom every night
당신 look around once, but there's nothing in sight.
Then right before 당신 go back to sleep
I'll shred 당신 to pieces, along with your sheep
I used to be a guy with a normal life
But now I walk the cemeteries, carrying a scythe
And if 당신 EVER even get in my sight
Then that's the last time you'll ever see the light
I am the dead in deadly
The hot in psychotic
For 당신 can tell I have no heart
From the way I act robotic
And if 당신 think I'm in any way boring
You'll most likely be dead 의해 morning
I can already hear it, the screaming of your heart
But if I taught 당신 anything, life is dark.
Take one good long look at me
And your bleeding lungs will be the last thing 당신 see
And if you're 읽기 this during the night
Then all I can say is....
Sleep tight.... >:)
I know where 당신 sleep
Every night so deep
Peacefully counting some harmless sheep
But I'm the stigma of rage
I belong in a cage
And I won't be defeated 의해 some 랜덤 mage
For I'll drink your soul
Imprint it on a scroll
And smash it with 20 entire tons of coal
I'm what 당신 hide from in your bedroom every night
당신 look around once, but there's nothing in sight.
Then right before 당신 go back to sleep
I'll shred 당신 to pieces, along with your sheep
I used to be a guy with a normal life
But now I walk the cemeteries, carrying a scythe
And if 당신 EVER even get in my sight
Then that's the last time you'll ever see the light
I am the dead in deadly
The hot in psychotic
For 당신 can tell I have no heart
From the way I act robotic
And if 당신 think I'm in any way boring
You'll most likely be dead 의해 morning
I can already hear it, the screaming of your heart
But if I taught 당신 anything, life is dark.
Take one good long look at me
And your bleeding lungs will be the last thing 당신 see
And if you're 읽기 this during the night
Then all I can say is....
Sleep tight.... >:)
AW SHIT MAN BARZ!!!! :O
On planet Mars
3
2
1
IT'S TIME TO REACH FOR THE STARS!
"A new Kindle, old Kindle, which do I choose?
How about the one that doesn't go off to snooze?
The old one's shitty
The new one's pretty
The one one's worse off than a witty itty kitty
New one's lookin' 냉각기 than a Ferrari
Old one's got graphics like the Atari
And when 당신 compare the two, no contest
The new one's blessed while the old one's not even dressed
New one spits flames like Mega Charizard X
Older model could use way better effects
So listen up old model, you're bad, you're a flop
While the newer one's stayin'....at the top
New one's lookin' fly
Old one wants to die
New one's got 더 많이 power than the Tsar Bomba
Old one's in desperate need of a coma
So listen up old model, 당신 think you're so cool
But in reality, all 당신 ever were was a tool
And now that ol' new model's the 상단, 맨 위로 of the tier
I'm afraid it's time to pack your bags
And get the hell outta here"
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 몰, 두더지 KNIGHT! V.S.......... SPECTER KNIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BEGIN!
몰, 두더지 Knight: I'm going underground
Can't be found
In less than 2 초 your 나귀, 엉덩이 will be drowned
I'm the best of the best
I'll put 당신 to the test
Cause I'm
몰, 두더지 KNIGHT! *Shatters Boulder*
After this battle your face will be altered
After this battle your 본즈 will be slaughtered
Cause I'm better than the rest
No contest
I'll hit 당신 so hard you'll wake up in the northwest
Just face it, I've already won
And now you're under arrest
IT'S TIME TO HAVE FUN!
Specter Knight: You've got to be kidding me
WHAT SORCERY IS THIS!?
I assume a homeless refuge
Who needs to be dismissed
I'm the leader of your nightmares
The haunter of the dead seas
I'll beat 당신 in no time
And collect your debris
(Magnum opes, eh? XXD I'll continue this later.)
BEGIN!
몰, 두더지 Knight: I'm going underground
Can't be found
In less than 2 초 your 나귀, 엉덩이 will be drowned
I'm the best of the best
I'll put 당신 to the test
Cause I'm
몰, 두더지 KNIGHT! *Shatters Boulder*
After this battle your face will be altered
After this battle your 본즈 will be slaughtered
Cause I'm better than the rest
No contest
I'll hit 당신 so hard you'll wake up in the northwest
Just face it, I've already won
And now you're under arrest
IT'S TIME TO HAVE FUN!
Specter Knight: You've got to be kidding me
WHAT SORCERY IS THIS!?
I assume a homeless refuge
Who needs to be dismissed
I'm the leader of your nightmares
The haunter of the dead seas
I'll beat 당신 in no time
And collect your debris
(Magnum opes, eh? XXD I'll continue this later.)
