Science Confirms ๊ฐ ์ฌ๋ Us
Science has confirmed that ๊ฐ ์ฌ๋ us back, because they get the same rush of Oxycontin when they look at us that we get when we look at them.
No, really!
Are ๋น์ telling me ๊ฐ look up at us and see us adorable?
The dog is thinking: I am a fuzzy creature and your a different adorable creature. And ๋น์ smell interesting. I ์ฌ๋ you!
(The cat is thinking: I am a graceful leader to be worshiped. ๋น์ should bow when I enter the room.)
This explains why superior ๊ณ ์์ด occasionally try to bathe us.
It's true. ๊ณ ์์ด see us giant, dumb, hairless babies. That's why they bring us half-dead mice, birds, and other prey. To teach us how to hunt and eat properly.
That's why they attack when we rub their bellies. That's how parents teach ๊ณ ์์ด to defend themselves.
That's also why they meow. ๊ณ ์์ด communicate with other adults on a frequency we cannot hear, but they meow at ๊ณ ์์ด because their ears aren't yet fully developed.
They even have a specialized a set of meows used only for humans, since we are clearly nearly deaf babies.
Basically, we're all dumb kittens.
Isn't it fantastic that ๊ฐ ์ฌ๋ us in spite of our shortcomings!
Unreservedly and constantly!!
Regardless of our smell!!!
We're still interesting!
Science has confirmed that ๊ฐ ์ฌ๋ us back, because they get the same rush of Oxycontin when they look at us that we get when we look at them.
No, really!
Are ๋น์ telling me ๊ฐ look up at us and see us adorable?
The dog is thinking: I am a fuzzy creature and your a different adorable creature. And ๋น์ smell interesting. I ์ฌ๋ you!
(The cat is thinking: I am a graceful leader to be worshiped. ๋น์ should bow when I enter the room.)
This explains why superior ๊ณ ์์ด occasionally try to bathe us.
It's true. ๊ณ ์์ด see us giant, dumb, hairless babies. That's why they bring us half-dead mice, birds, and other prey. To teach us how to hunt and eat properly.
That's why they attack when we rub their bellies. That's how parents teach ๊ณ ์์ด to defend themselves.
That's also why they meow. ๊ณ ์์ด communicate with other adults on a frequency we cannot hear, but they meow at ๊ณ ์์ด because their ears aren't yet fully developed.
They even have a specialized a set of meows used only for humans, since we are clearly nearly deaf babies.
Basically, we're all dumb kittens.
Isn't it fantastic that ๊ฐ ์ฌ๋ us in spite of our shortcomings!
Unreservedly and constantly!!
Regardless of our smell!!!
We're still interesting!
8:00 am - Dog food! My ๊ฐ์ฅ ์ข์ํ๋ thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My ๊ฐ์ฅ ์ข์ํ๋ thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My ๊ฐ์ฅ ์ข์ํ๋ thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My ๊ฐ์ฅ ์ข์ํ๋ thing!
12:00 pm - ์ฐ์ bones! My ๊ฐ์ฅ ์ข์ํ๋ thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My ๊ฐ์ฅ ์ข์ํ๋ thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My ๊ฐ์ฅ ์ข์ํ๋ thing!
5:00 pm - Dinner! My ๊ฐ์ฅ ์ข์ํ๋ thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My ๊ฐ์ฅ ์ข์ํ๋ thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with my people! My ๊ฐ์ฅ ์ข์ํ๋ thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My ๊ฐ์ฅ ์ข์ํ๋ thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My ๊ฐ์ฅ ์ข์ํ๋ thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My ๊ฐ์ฅ ์ข์ํ๋ thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My ๊ฐ์ฅ ์ข์ํ๋ thing!
12:00 pm - ์ฐ์ bones! My ๊ฐ์ฅ ์ข์ํ๋ thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My ๊ฐ์ฅ ์ข์ํ๋ thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My ๊ฐ์ฅ ์ข์ํ๋ thing!
5:00 pm - Dinner! My ๊ฐ์ฅ ์ข์ํ๋ thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My ๊ฐ์ฅ ์ข์ํ๋ thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with my people! My ๊ฐ์ฅ ์ข์ํ๋ thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My ๊ฐ์ฅ ์ข์ํ๋ thing!
Cat Rule Number 1
The cat is not allowed in the house.
Cat Rule Number 2
The cat is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.
Cat Rule Number 3
The cat is allowed in all rooms, but must stay off the furniture.
Cat Rule Number 4
The cat can get on the old furniture only.
Cat Rule Number 5
The cat is allowed on all the furniture, but it is not allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed.
Cat Rule Number 6
The cat can sleep on the bed, but not under the covers ๋๋ on the pillow.
Cat Rule Number 7
The cat can sleep under the covers and on the ๋ฒ ๊ฐ ์ํด invitation only.
Cat Rule Number 8
The cat can sleep under the covers every night and on the ๋ฒ ๊ฐ too.
Cat Rule Number 9
Humans must ask permission to sleep under the cover with the cat; only the cat can sleep on the pillow.
Cat Rule Number 10
The cat gives humans a haughty and dismissive look whenever they deign to use the cat's pillow.
The cat is not allowed in the house.
Cat Rule Number 2
The cat is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.
Cat Rule Number 3
The cat is allowed in all rooms, but must stay off the furniture.
Cat Rule Number 4
The cat can get on the old furniture only.
Cat Rule Number 5
The cat is allowed on all the furniture, but it is not allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed.
Cat Rule Number 6
The cat can sleep on the bed, but not under the covers ๋๋ on the pillow.
Cat Rule Number 7
The cat can sleep under the covers and on the ๋ฒ ๊ฐ ์ํด invitation only.
Cat Rule Number 8
The cat can sleep under the covers every night and on the ๋ฒ ๊ฐ too.
Cat Rule Number 9
Humans must ask permission to sleep under the cover with the cat; only the cat can sleep on the pillow.
Cat Rule Number 10
The cat gives humans a haughty and dismissive look whenever they deign to use the cat's pillow.