Excuses
1. I was 로스트 on the road of life.
2. I had a meeting with fate.
3. My fortune cookie told me to be late.
4. The bird of paradise flew up my nose.
5. A little birdie told me to be late.
Please read the warnings of these excuses and the most dangerous, most truthful, and best excuse.
Warning to excuse number 1. People might yell at your face. This could cause headaches, nausea, and 심장 attacks.
Warning to excuse number 2. Little kids may take 당신 seriously and think 당신 will die. Crying from little kids could cause nervous break downs, headaches, and may lead to smoking 또는 drinking.
Warning to excuse number 3. People may take 당신 seriously and start believing in fortune 쿠키 and parents could sue.
Warning to excuse number 4. Little kids could take 당신 seriously and may put their hands over their nose. This could make kids harder to train.
Warning to excuse number 5. Little kids may take 당신 seriously and start talking to birds. This could lead to suing.
Now for the last and final excuse. 6. I don't like 당신 so I decided to show up late so I can have some peace.
Warning to excuse number 6. People could beat 당신 up for saying that. This could lead to bruises, blooding, death, suing, high hospital bills, neck braces, headaches, smoking, pain relievers, crying, swelling and enemies.
Warning 카카시 선생님 is not too bright.
1. I was 로스트 on the road of life.
2. I had a meeting with fate.
3. My fortune cookie told me to be late.
4. The bird of paradise flew up my nose.
5. A little birdie told me to be late.
Please read the warnings of these excuses and the most dangerous, most truthful, and best excuse.
Warning to excuse number 1. People might yell at your face. This could cause headaches, nausea, and 심장 attacks.
Warning to excuse number 2. Little kids may take 당신 seriously and think 당신 will die. Crying from little kids could cause nervous break downs, headaches, and may lead to smoking 또는 drinking.
Warning to excuse number 3. People may take 당신 seriously and start believing in fortune 쿠키 and parents could sue.
Warning to excuse number 4. Little kids could take 당신 seriously and may put their hands over their nose. This could make kids harder to train.
Warning to excuse number 5. Little kids may take 당신 seriously and start talking to birds. This could lead to suing.
Now for the last and final excuse. 6. I don't like 당신 so I decided to show up late so I can have some peace.
Warning to excuse number 6. People could beat 당신 up for saying that. This could lead to bruises, blooding, death, suing, high hospital bills, neck braces, headaches, smoking, pain relievers, crying, swelling and enemies.
Warning 카카시 선생님 is not too bright.