Over the years, Johnny Knoxville has uttered some weird and wonderful things. Here is a collection of bizarre 인용구 from the hilariously wise man.

"I never puke ever, and I really almost puked then."

Scott Potasnik: "You guys are gonna hate me an 시간 from now."
Johnny Knoxville: "We hate 당신 already."

[after taking a fall] "My head stopped my body from getting really hurt on that."

"If your asshole can't see the camera, the camera can't see your asshole."

"I have a full grown, semi-nude man bound with duct tape in my truck and I was trying to get out to the desert to bury him. How do I get to 5 South?"

"Rectal bleeding... another first for Jackass."

"I don't want to die, but I don't mind taking a few slams for the kids."

[arguing with a parrot] "Don't tell me to fuck off, say "Jackass"."

"I feel like my eyes have gonorrhea."

"Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville and I'm about to get hit 의해 a car real soon!"

"You're the crappiest human bowling ball I ever saw in my whole life!"

"Being a complete juvenile delinquent helped me grow up a little."

"So, we've driven an 시간 north from Miami to Boca Raton, believe it 또는 not, to film Steve-O jump into nine days worth of 코끼리 poo."

"I just 사랑 that spirit that makes people do things that they probably shouldn't."

[to a cow] "Hi sweetie, I'm gonna inseminate 당신 artificially... maybe for real if 당신 play your cards right."

"There's no such thing as a pretty good gator wrestler."

"It's a real primal thing, watching someone get hurt. It's funny and accessible."