Over the years, Johnny Knoxville has uttered some weird and wonderful things. Here is a collection of bizarre 인용구 from the hilariously wise man.


"I never puke ever, and I really almost puked then."


Scott Potasnik: "You guys are gonna hate me an 시간 from now."
Johnny Knoxville: "We hate 당신 already."


[after taking a fall] "My head stopped my body from getting really hurt on that."


"If your asshole can't see the camera, the camera can't see your asshole."


"I have a full grown, semi-nude man bound with duct tape in my truck and I was trying to get out to the desert to bury him. How do I get to 5 South?"


"Rectal bleeding... another first for Jackass."


"I don't want to die, but I don't mind taking a few slams for the kids."


[arguing with a parrot] "Don't tell me to fuck off, say "Jackass"."


"I feel like my eyes have gonorrhea."


"Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville and I'm about to get hit 의해 a car real soon!"


"You're the crappiest human bowling ball I ever saw in my whole life!"


"Being a complete juvenile delinquent helped me grow up a little."


"So, we've driven an 시간 north from Miami to Boca Raton, believe it 또는 not, to film Steve-O jump into nine days worth of 코끼리 poo."


"I just 사랑 that spirit that makes people do things that they probably shouldn't."


[to a cow] "Hi sweetie, I'm gonna inseminate 당신 artificially... maybe for real if 당신 play your cards right."


"There's no such thing as a pretty good gator wrestler."


"It's a real primal thing, watching someone get hurt. It's funny and accessible."