1.Why are scene kids so bad at karate?
Because they can never get past the white belt
2.A punk with a 무지개, 레인 보우 collored mohawk sits down on a bench 다음 to an old man. After awhile he notices the old man is staring at him. "Whats wrong old timer?" asks the punk, "Never done anything wild in your life?" "Actually," says the geezer, "One time screwed a parrot, i was just wondering if 당신 were my son."
3.What do 당신 do if there's an 이모 in your backyard with his hand blown off?
Stop laughing and reload.
4.Whats better than 50 이모 kids nailed to a tree?
One 이모 kid nailed to fifty trees.
5.What would you...
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