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Friday, November 19, 2010
8:54 AM
One time I threw-up Honey-Nut Cheerios while reclined in the dentist’s chair. I assume I was given too much Nitrous oxide after eating apparently too many “parts of a balanced breakfast.” Surprisingly, the cheery Oh’s regurgitated as if I hadn’t ever chewed them up. They came forth from my dizzy carcass onto my t-shirt spelling out “Ooooh” like alphabet soup. Without missing a beat, the hygienist came in and said, “Mmm, Smells like Honey & Nuts.” True story. I bet they saved the footage on the surveillance camera. (I would have if I worked there.)
Another time I puked C3PO Cereal on the side of the road on the way to school. They too were still completely formed in their 랜덤 figure-8 pattern that I never associated with C3PO. I have no moral to this story. Like Honey-Nut Cheerios, it just came up.
If 당신 were a cereal, what would be your ingredients?
I think mine would be little mini-fish tacos with spicy 아보카도, 아보카도 소스 bites. 또는 falafel with sweet pickles, Mmm! Can 당신 please pass the breast milk?
Friday, November 19, 2010
8:54 AM
One time I threw-up Honey-Nut Cheerios while reclined in the dentist’s chair. I assume I was given too much Nitrous oxide after eating apparently too many “parts of a balanced breakfast.” Surprisingly, the cheery Oh’s regurgitated as if I hadn’t ever chewed them up. They came forth from my dizzy carcass onto my t-shirt spelling out “Ooooh” like alphabet soup. Without missing a beat, the hygienist came in and said, “Mmm, Smells like Honey & Nuts.” True story. I bet they saved the footage on the surveillance camera. (I would have if I worked there.)
Another time I puked C3PO Cereal on the side of the road on the way to school. They too were still completely formed in their 랜덤 figure-8 pattern that I never associated with C3PO. I have no moral to this story. Like Honey-Nut Cheerios, it just came up.
If 당신 were a cereal, what would be your ingredients?
I think mine would be little mini-fish tacos with spicy 아보카도, 아보카도 소스 bites. 또는 falafel with sweet pickles, Mmm! Can 당신 please pass the breast milk?
"1000 Things"
I'm overjoyed and over loved and feeling lucky
Like a little boy who's hiding under covers
And looking to discover any way to play the part inside his darkened cave
Well the meaning of life it starts at the nightlight
Close your eyes and hope to see mine
Well I've seen a thousand things in one place
But I stopped my counting when I saw your face
Erasing memory I feel as though I've never seen a face before
Until I saw your eyes smiling back at me thru my tears
I've been counting all these years
Now suddenly the thousand things I've seen were
Nothing 더 많이 than dreams of 당신 and me
당신 and me quietly at a stand still
Fortunately 당신 will 키스 me and I'll 키스 당신 back
Fact of the matter of is that I don't know what the latter is
That I always wanted to 키스 당신 but
I always wanted to run from you
Because I always wanted to miss 당신
And that I've always wanted to come for you
So... how do 당신 do?
I'm overjoyed and over loved and feeling lucky
Like a little boy who's hiding under covers
And looking to discover any way to play the part inside his darkened cave
Well the meaning of life it starts at the nightlight
Close your eyes and hope to see mine
Well I've seen a thousand things in one place
But I stopped my counting when I saw your face
Erasing memory I feel as though I've never seen a face before
Until I saw your eyes smiling back at me thru my tears
I've been counting all these years
Now suddenly the thousand things I've seen were
Nothing 더 많이 than dreams of 당신 and me
당신 and me quietly at a stand still
Fortunately 당신 will 키스 me and I'll 키스 당신 back
Fact of the matter of is that I don't know what the latter is
That I always wanted to 키스 당신 but
I always wanted to run from you
Because I always wanted to miss 당신
And that I've always wanted to come for you
So... how do 당신 do?
"Who Needs Shelter"
Good-day sunlight
I'd like to say how truly bright 당신 are
당신 don't know me but I know you
You're my 가장 좋아하는 star
Follow 당신 I will so lets get moving
Who needs shelter when the mornings coming?
Absolutely there's no one
Who needs shelter from the sun?
Not me, no. not anyone.
의해 your clock the cock rooster crows
Then off to work where everybody goes
Slow, But eventually they get there
Picking up the 일 shift back where all left off
Confined and pecking at relationships
당신 know it's only a worthless piece of shit
Who needs shelter when the mornings coming?
Absolutely there's no one
Who needs shelter from the sun?
Not me, no. not anyone.
I'd sleep it all away but the sun wont let me
I'd miss those lovely days of summer
Good-day sunlight
I'd like to say how truly bright 당신 are
당신 don't know me but I know you
You're my favorite.
Good-day sunlight
I'd like to say how truly bright 당신 are
당신 don't know me but I know you
You're my 가장 좋아하는 star
Follow 당신 I will so lets get moving
Who needs shelter when the mornings coming?
Absolutely there's no one
Who needs shelter from the sun?
Not me, no. not anyone.
의해 your clock the cock rooster crows
Then off to work where everybody goes
Slow, But eventually they get there
Picking up the 일 shift back where all left off
Confined and pecking at relationships
당신 know it's only a worthless piece of shit
Who needs shelter when the mornings coming?
Absolutely there's no one
Who needs shelter from the sun?
Not me, no. not anyone.
I'd sleep it all away but the sun wont let me
I'd miss those lovely days of summer
Good-day sunlight
I'd like to say how truly bright 당신 are
당신 don't know me but I know you
You're my favorite.