예수님 Christ, that's one unnecessarily absorbent sponge.

GET PUMPED with these totally not suggestive weights.

Regular blankets are confusing. The WTF Blanket will cripple your social life!

The acting's fine, the soundtrack didn't piss me off, and the special effects are convincing. However, they don't distract me from the fact that the plot doesn't exist.

Sammy-She was quiet, adorable, and hated being picked up. But she was also lazy and wouldn't really protest being cuddled (aside from groaning.She starred in such viral hits as "New Moon in a Minute" and "WTF Blanket 3." She will be missed.

Finally, an educated review of James Cameron's 3D masterpiece. DELTA SIGMA DELTA