Alright, so who's up for a little game?

The game is quite simple. I'll give the name of one Inazuma Eleven character and the next person will reply with with something that the said character would never ever say. Then the person would give another name of an IE character and so on and so forth. Get it?

Example:

1st post:

Endou Mamoru

2nd post:

Soccer? What the hell is soccer?

Gouenji Shuuya

Get it now? Try to make the sayings as hilarious or OOC as you can. You may use the name of the character more than once but not the saying. So I'll start off.

Gouenji Shuuya