We all probably remember 루벤 - Gibby's odd friend who came up with the craziest metaphors nobody was able to understand, apart from Gibby. Not to forget to mention that he secretly admires Sam. However Reubenese is finally made understandable for everyone else.

Reubenese for beginners

Ruebenese: 'Sup soda bottle nose. Are your roosters dancin'?
English: Hello. How are 당신 today?

Reub.: 당신 can't drink two jars of applesauce if 당신 don't lift the guard dog.
Engl.: I'm fine. Thank you.

Reub.: Wow, 당신 can make a dog bark faster than a 물고기 can climb a tree.
Engl.: I think 당신 are cute.


Reub.: You've...

Hey! It's me again! 당신 may have notice that my 아이디 is different; I changed it from seddieluv to NCISMcAbbyISthebest. It's based on my 가장 좋아하는 couple EVER, McGee and Abby from NCIS (McAbby!) So, I'm here with Jennette-McCurdys-biggest-fan's request! (Hope I spelled your 아이디 right, LOL.) It's for iSaved your life! (Ugh...I hated that episode SO much! It creeps me out when two people who look like brother and sister start making out.) I hope 당신 guys enjoy this story, and I once again hope that I wrote the characters in character!

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