저기요 guys..You better read this article, because it's going to be legen...wait for it..DARY!
Barney: Was that chick at the end really a client?
Ted: I'm gonna do what that guy couldn't, I'm gonna take the plunge... Well, I guess that's not a perfect metaphor since... for me it's falling in 사랑 and for him it's... death.
Barney: Actually, that is a perfect metaphor.
Barney: Ted, tonight we're gonna go out. We're gonna meet some ladies, it's gonna be *legendary*. Phone-five!
[slaps cell-phone]
Barney: 당신 didn't phone-five, did you?
[pause]
Barney: I know when 당신 don't phone-five Ted.
Ted: 저기요 Barney, see that girl?
Barney: Ohhh yeah, 당신 just know she likes it dirty!
Barney, describing his brother: “He's the awesomest, most best-lookingest, greatest guy ever!”
Lily: “He's exactly like Barney.”
Barney: “That's what I just said.”
Barney: Ted, get your coat, we're leaving.
Ted: What happened to that, uh, cutlet 당신 were grinding with?
Barney: That was my cousin Leslie!
Ted: What!? [begins to laugh]
Barney: No, no, no. We are not laughing about this, Ted. This is not gonna be some funny story that we're gonna be telling in a couple of months. It's not gonna be like 'remember that time when 당신 were grinding with'-No. And do 당신 know why; because this night did not happen!
Barney: Was that chick at the end really a client?
Ted: I'm gonna do what that guy couldn't, I'm gonna take the plunge... Well, I guess that's not a perfect metaphor since... for me it's falling in 사랑 and for him it's... death.
Barney: Actually, that is a perfect metaphor.
Barney: Ted, tonight we're gonna go out. We're gonna meet some ladies, it's gonna be *legendary*. Phone-five!
[slaps cell-phone]
Barney: 당신 didn't phone-five, did you?
[pause]
Barney: I know when 당신 don't phone-five Ted.
Ted: 저기요 Barney, see that girl?
Barney: Ohhh yeah, 당신 just know she likes it dirty!
Barney, describing his brother: “He's the awesomest, most best-lookingest, greatest guy ever!”
Lily: “He's exactly like Barney.”
Barney: “That's what I just said.”
Barney: Ted, get your coat, we're leaving.
Ted: What happened to that, uh, cutlet 당신 were grinding with?
Barney: That was my cousin Leslie!
Ted: What!? [begins to laugh]
Barney: No, no, no. We are not laughing about this, Ted. This is not gonna be some funny story that we're gonna be telling in a couple of months. It's not gonna be like 'remember that time when 당신 were grinding with'-No. And do 당신 know why; because this night did not happen!