Haha, loved that one!
And the one that followed:

"You must be able to find some corner to polish..." (Wilson)

I love things like tht :D

Got another one:

"I know how to kill a man with my thumb." Classic!

OMG never even crossed my mind lol :D

ahahah!! hmmm * thinks*

ahahahaha
*grins*
hehe

I kno its not really a euphanism but when he cathed himself and him and wilson were in the bathroom and he sed 'after the first 6 or 7 inches its not that bad' lol

I dunno~ thoughts?

wats a euphanism? XDDDD

A phrase that is like refering to sex and that. Google it! :D

"I've got a opening available on my penis"
but that was pretty straightforward. xDDD

LOLZ :D it was the way he said it aswell

Found another one in "The Socratic Method":

House: Love the outfit. It says "I'm a professional, but I'm still a woman." Actually, it sort of yells the second part.
Cuddy: Yeah, and your big cane is real subtle too.

Although the cane is not a euphemism in itself (House referred to it as his "metaphor" in season 4!) but I thought what Cuddy said was.

Socratic method season one HUDDY

House: Love the outfit. It says "I'm a professional, but I'm still a woman." Actually, it sort of yells the second part.

Cuddy: Yeah, and your big cane is real subtle too

Oops! Great minds think alike apparently! ;)

OK, on the same note, in "Whatever it takes":

"My friends call me 'the cane.' Even before I messed up my leg."

Haha :D