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posted by dawndmc
A loving parody in which Dr. House is reimagined as a cable guy.

CHARACTERS

HOVEL
A maverick cable guy genius.

WILKINS
Hovel's best friend. He does satellite installations, but Hovel likes to bounce cable ideas off him when he's feeling stuck.

CUTTLEFISH
Hovel's boss. She manages the cable installation office where Hovel works. He mocks her frequently because she hardly knows anything about cable. However, he also flirts with her because she's pretty and wears short skirts.

FOREMAN
Foreman of the regular cable crew. The most competent guy on the team besides Hovel.

FIVE, SIX, ELEVEN
The guys on Foreman's...
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posted by TVMind
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This is just a list of songs and their singers that I think would kind of suit for a the purpose below. Please add any song 당신 think would be fun 또는 funny and who should sing it to the comments. I don't know I'm going to actually write a fic on this...but I thought this might be fun.

Cuddy gets a cold and takes a little too much cold medicine and goes to sleep… She wakes up and goes to work, getting greeted 의해 a musical PPTH! (the other staff and patients sing back up)

Taub: Me and Mrs. Jones - Billy Paul

Thirteen: Little Girl Blues - Janis Joplin

Foreman: Jail House Rock - Elvis

Kutner: I Want...
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posted by HouseJr
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CHAPTER 10 HAPPY
That night was the best night of their lives, it was most amazing. A night of passion right there in that hospital 침대 a night they had both waited for so long

5 YEARS LATER

He was so busy nowadays, but he always made time for his family and today was his 일 to pick up the kids, Lisa always let him off besides nothing had changed at work and he didn’t have a case. He got out the car and limped into the daycare. They were playing in the front room with all of the other little ankle 갈색 맥주, 쓴 맛 waiting for their parents. The 분 they saw him they ran and clung to his legs “Daddy!”...
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The 제목 of this week’s House MD episode is “Painless” an ironic 제목 for an episode that focuses solely on pain and the effects of it. The patient of the week, Jeff, uses the normal patient formula to make the doctors of Princeton Plainsboro think, but gave the viewers the added benefit of seeing House interact with a man who could potentially be his future. This episode may have been about Pain, but it also commented quite strongly on the effects of someone’s pain on the people they love.


The revealing message of this episode took place during the pivotal scene between House and...
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posted by Lela48
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Cameron walked down the hallways, the hospital was filled with people, there had been a car pile-up accident which got the hospital packed with victims and doctors, thankfully she wasn’t on ER shift now.
She was sure that Chase would be in the surgical lounge, waiting for any emergency surgeries which was very liked to have during the hospital current status. She stopped when she arrived at the lounge’s door, then she took a deep breath and entered the room.
The lounge was practically empty; all the doctors must have been doing emergency surgeries. There was only one doctor on the couch,...
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posted by peoplesuck
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Since I just started revising Part 1 I am going to post it 의해 scenes. As always please comment.

Part I
Six Weeks Later
The Beginning of the End

The incessant beeping of the alarm clock signified that it was five thirty in the morning. It couldn’t have come soon enough. Another night had come and past, another battle she had survived. Now another battle began, getting through the day. And so her new morning routine began. For ten 분 she lied in 침대 breathing shallowly trying to stave off the nausea. Once it had become tolerable she stood up slowly and made her way to the bathroom. Part...
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posted by peoplesuck
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This is the end of the prologue. Sorry it took so long. School started, I had to work, and I had writer's block. Please 코멘트 and review as always. Let me know if 당신 would like me to post part 1.

The footsteps of the defense attorney echoed hollowly, every step piercing the tense silence of the courthouse. His name was Eric O’Brien and he had a very strange and yet harmless appearance. His gray hair was combed over to the left. Nineteen-fifties, huge, square-rimmed glasses magnified his eyes to a disproportionate size. A pair of black loafers matched his black suit perfectly.
“Hello Lisa,”...
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posted by Lela48
AN: This chapter is shorter but I hope 당신 like it!
PS.: The medical stuff are just pure invention! I don't know anything about medicine! sorry
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“Soo… in the same 분 that we found out that Chase has a little sister we found out that she is dying…. Jeez, I hope someday I’ll get his luck” House said sarcastically while 글쓰기 on his white board. He was on his office thinking about his discovery when Cameron and Foreman rushed to him.

He then turned around and took a glance on the conference room. Thirteen and Taub were examining Claire’s...
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posted by TVMind
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This is a short chapter, working on chapter three.

Cameron had dismissed the nurse after she had finished suturing all of Ace’s wounds. She felt like she should be the one to finish cleaning Emrys off. Even though the young woman hadn’t been working at the hospital long, Cameron had formed a kind of bond with her. She almost felt like a big sister figure to Ace, at least she had. Cameron felt like not only had the hospital just 로스트 a great doctor, but that a lot of the staff here had just 로스트 a great person and friend.

As Cameron took one of Emrys’ arms to wipe it down, Emrys’ chest...
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posted by TVMind
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This fic is AU, but I'm still trying to keep within the parameters of the House universe.



Cuddy was in her office, thinking about the almost 스플릿, 분할 personality of Dr. Gregory House when she heard the horrific scream. The scream was followed 의해 a loud commotion in the clinic. As Cuddy stood up from her 책상, 데스크 slowly, she had learned that it was better to go slow than to pass out, she saw a blur run past her office. It had looked like some kind of feral man.

Cuddy walked out to the doors and opened them, seeing a small trail of blood leading out of the clinic. Just as she started out the doors, a...
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posted by Lela48
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AN:So this is a bit shorter than the other one, and I hope it got good too, It is 더 많이 focused on Cameron tough.

Foreman walked in the ER, it was a very calm day, there were just a few patients with minor injuries. He spotted Cameron taking care of a 4-year-old girl that had a cut on her arm, he waited still she was finished and approached her:

“Hey Cameron”

“Heey, Foreman, uhmm, what are 당신 doing here?” She asked clearly surprised with his presence.

“I need to talk to 당신 about a patient and about House” He answered with a little pause between the patient part and the House part,...
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posted by HuddyCrazy1331
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Alright guys, I would like to share something with all of you. I was talking with someone tonight and they told me about a horrifying story that made me want to scream my guts out, which is probably the only time they have ever seen me lose my temper. (You guys who I talked to, I'm very sorry 당신 had to see that).

They had to seriously help me refrain from yelling on the Hameron spot (something I know I would greatly regret), not only because of their great dislike towards us and their wanting to kill us and our ship is sickening, but because of what they did to Missy (misanthrope86).

Missy...
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I thought about the spoiler, that one person will leave at the end of season 5.

I came to this:
Either a man leaves 또는 we have at least a 50% chance to get a new cast member.

How did I come to this?
Simple math.

We have 6 men on the show and only 3 women.
So, why kick out one of the women and make it 6:2 ?

Also I'm thinking that if Thirteen leaves (and there are some good reasons for that, but maybe it's just not as obvious as it seems), we have a pretty good chance to get a new team member.
Because a House team only consisting of men? What the hell is that- in my opinion there needs to be a woman...
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I thought about the spoiler, that one person will leave at the end of season 5.

I came to this:
Either a man leaves 또는 we have at least a 50% chance to get a new cast member.

How did I come to this?
Simple math.

We have 6 men on the show and only 3 women.
So, why kick out one of the women and make it 6:2 ?

Also I'm thinking that if Thirteen leaves (and there are some good reasons for that, but maybe it's just not as obvious as it seems), we have a pretty good chance to get a new team member.
Because a House team only consisting of men? What the hell is that- in my opinion there needs to be a woman...
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posted by peoplesuck
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Here are the 다음 two pages. The prologue is coming to a close. It will probably be over in the 다음 two 또는 three pages. Please 코멘트 =). Thank you.

Pushing one of them towards her he asked the one 질문 that had been bothering him since this whole mess had started, “Are 당신 going to get through this?”
Cuddys’ gaze met his.
“I don’t think so.”
The 다음 day…
“Walk in a straight line,” House ordered standing about twenty feet away from Cuddy. They were in the hall of the courthouse waiting for the trial to start and House had insisted on running some crude tests to make sure...
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posted by Lela48
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AN.:It's just a story I've been working on about a secret that is revealed when a girl with the last name "Chase" becomes House's patient.All the characters appear.

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It was a normal 일 at PPTH’s diagnostic department, Foreman thought, he had just came back of his clinical trial with Thirteen, who was now talking with Kutner over the coffee maker about the lack of patients today. Taub got the unfortunate task of doing House’s clinic hours. He was just about to get up to get a cup of coffee too when he heard the loud “bang” noise of House...
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posted by mrshouse62689
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Found this list somewhere awhile 이전 and I had 게시됨 it on my Facebook. I thought I'd share it here. :-]

100: Being a complete jerk to people all the time will make them like you, and sometimes, they will also fall in 사랑 with you.

99: Vicodin will cure all wounds.

98: It's NEVER Lupus.

97: 당신 should know all about your sperm donors before utilizing their sperm. 당신 don't want your kid to be beaten up, after all.

96: Get a good alarm system and guard dog if you're going to be admitted into a certain Doctor House's care.

95: If you're a nurse and looking for spicing up your sex life, get a...
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posted by peoplesuck
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These are pages 41-43. I am currently on page 45. As soon as I finish that I will post pages 44-45. Thank 당신 all for reading. As always, please comment. =).

The room swirled around her as she tried to focus on this conversation, on saying what it was that she was trying to convey and, of course, remaining in a sitting position. She was less successful in the 초 endeavor. The room began to tilt to the right and she could feel herself falling. She stopped herself 의해 grabbing the 표, 테이블 and then hunched over it, propping her head up with her hands.
“I meant sorry that 당신 feel 당신 have to...
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posted by peoplesuck
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I know it's long for a prologue but it should not be over fifty pages. Then it gets even grittier. As always please read and review. =)

“And he should’ve been able to keep it in his pants. The most stoic people in the world can not conceal their panic after they have been traumatized. Blame the autonomic nervous system. Besides, 당신 never would have been able to hide it from me 또는 House. I am a psychiatrist and House pays way to much attention to you, notices every subtle nuance, every nervous twitch, every compulsion.”
“I always found that a bit…”
“Creepy?”
“I was going to say...
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posted by HouseJr
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CHAPTER 9 THE END?
The surgery went off without a hitch and they both recovered wonderfully. One 일 after the surgery Wilson went in to visit Cuddy and she asked him if he would wheel her down the hall to see House, he was out of the clean room, his immune system no longer needed to be suppressed. It wasn’t attacking the liver, he took her down the hall and left her there with House alone.

“Hey stranger” she said as she wheeled up to his bed

“Hey you”

They were about to start talking about “it” when Chase walked in “Hey what are 당신 doing in here?”

“Just visiting a friend,...
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