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1. 당신 can be years behind on clinic duty.

2. Cuddy doesn't have a shrine of Chase.

3. Tuesdays are a good 일 to tell someone 당신 사랑 them.

4. Vicodin is not candy.

5. And neither are sleeping pills.

6. Magic baths hurt.

7. Neediness is edible.

8. 당신 can't stop their love!

9. Men are stupid.

10. The CIA watches 당신 if 당신 wear green.

11. Dimes won't be picked up 의해 a magnet.

12. Wilson's not on anti-depressants

13. He's on speed!

14. Mops can be used as canes.

15. Symbolacalating is hard to say.

16. People drool when chase wears his short-shorts.

17. Forman's momma is so fat, when her beeper goes off people think she's backing up.

18. Chase is not a neurosurgeon.

19. The hospital would hold a bake-sale if House would get help.

20. Florescent lights flicker at the same frequency as the human brain.

21. Rats only sweat through their tails.

22. Relative to their size, the barnacle has the largest penis of any animal.

23. Anamrinome can cause arithmia and thrombocydapenia.

24. 당신 should take 2 "anti-depresents" when Cuddy walks into the room.

25. Never, ever touch the markers before consulting the flow chart.
It's THC again... decided to post my newest piece here since it has been a while. I've been on LJ the last 월 또는 so. It's the usual: House + Wilson strong friendship, angst, tissue worthy depending on how soft 당신 are and PG-13. It contains heavy spoilers for 5x23 "Under My Skin"... that means insomnia and hallucinatory Amber!

Enjoy!



He needs to sleep.

Inside his office lies a bunker of Energy drink cans, sleeping pills and blankets and pillows and teddy bears and warm milk... birdsong entwined with new age 음악 is drifting across the background, the blinds are drawn.

He would've slept here...
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John was killed 의해 the security and House was fighting between life and death exactly that afternoon because of the bullet hitting his 심장 valves. Chase already told Cuddy that anytime soon he could leave them behind. Wilson, Foreman, Taub, Cameron and Thirteen grieved over the news and stayed in House’s room. All of them were shedding tears as House managed to hold Cuddy’s hand.
Cuddy: 당신 can make it, Greg… 당신 will…
House: <shakey voice> I… don’t… think… so…
Cuddy: <sobs some 더 많이 as she tightly hold his hands> No, don’t say that… You’ll get out of this…...
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posted by HugeEgoSorry
“I’m home,” Cuddy cried out as she enters the doorway of their 집 back in Michigan. Everything’s back to normal. The vases, the pillows and the cabinets that were thrown 의해 John months 이전 had been replaced and furnished. The stair rail was also newly painted and a new TV was added. John was wearing his usual handsome smile when he was coming down the stairs when she noticed him. He immediately kissed her and hugged her tight but it took her a long time before she wrapped her arms around him too.
John: I have missed 당신 so much…
Guilt was running Cuddy’s veins as her husband moved...
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Here is a rough schedule of US air dates for the remaining episodes of season 5. This list will be updated regularly, as the air dates seem to be shifting regularly!

So as 더 많이 information comes to hand, I will update the schedule! If 당신 get any information that will help, please leave a 코멘트 on this article. Thanks!




REMAINING EPISODES:


MARCH 16: 5x18 'Here Kitty'

MARCH 23: NO EPISODE

MARCH 30: 5x19 'Locked In'

APRIL 6: 5x20 'Simple Explanation'
OK, I don´t own Chase, House, J.D., Dr. Cox, Wilson 또는 Nurse Brenda, neighter do I own J.D.s awesome prank. This is just a silly thingy I put together being really bored. I don´t think it´s even to be called a "very funny fanfic", but it really helps the 제목 get attention :Þ
Warnings: Very silly, VERY random, only funny if 당신 share my weird sence of humor...
Perfect background music: Lazlo Bane - Superman


Dr. Robert Chase was exhausted after a long 일 at work. The team was trying to diagnose a girl with cronic pain who keept fainting every fifth 분 또는 so. There had been hours of differentials...
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I figured the best way to express my thoughts on this 기사 would be to take it one point at a time. Note, because of the heated debates regarding screentime of certain characters, I feel all arguments regarding that matter have been hashed out already so I'm not going to 코멘트 on those points because I don't feel like rehashing all those arguments again.

1. Too Much Thirteen
I'm not going to 코멘트 on this.

2. House Seems to Have Given Up
I DISAGREE with this as well. House is a complex and multi-layered character. While he may revel in making other people miserable and irritating them,...
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posted by huddyforever
"You're an ass" someone screamed. " Yeah. I got that a lot" a deep, flawless, and charming voice replied. " Who's that?" Lisa Cuddy asked her college lunch buddy. "Oh! Thats Greg House. As 당신 might have heard...he's an ass." Lisa's friend replied. Lisa couldnt help but to stare at this new face. A beautiful, flawless, and very handsome face at that. She couldnt stop staring; Greg House (for some reason) attrackted Lisa. She was awoke from her day-dream when she realized that she had been staring at him the whole time and the odd thing was that he was staring at her as well. He smiled at Lisa...
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CHAPTER 1 DISCOVERIES
It was another dreary and dank morning in apartment 221B. The alarm clock rang at 9:30 AM just like it always did, waking him up so he could be just perfectly late to work, he opened his deep blue eyes and groaned from the pain shooting up his leg, yes just like every morning. He even had a slow but steady routine from the 분 his eyes opened. He grabbed his cane and the bottle of Vicodin from the side 표, 테이블 near his bed. Sleepily he pops one in his mouth sets the bottle back down and is off to get dressed in whatever t-shirt and jeans calls to him that day. Then puts...
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Author’s Note: This one’s a bit short, but I’m just trying to get the right feeling out of the story for dividing it certain ways. So as I get 더 많이 into the plot of the story, you’re probably going to be seeing some longer chapters.
Murder in the Clinic
Chapter 2: Discoveries


    Walking out of the clinic exam room after receiving a call from Foreman on his pager, House dropped Stone’s file on the nurse’s station and limped his way back to the elevators. After a silent ride on the otherwise empty elevator, he walked into the conference room to see his three bored...
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this is from E!Online, although the link doesn't seem to be very accurate link

Michaela in Long Beach, Calif.: Kristin, what's coming up on House?

Remember that hostage situation I told 당신 about? It finally happens in the Nov. 25 episode, and Jennifer Morrison (Cameron) promises it won't disappoint. "It's interesting because basically the guy who takes them hostage is sort of pitting everyone against each other to get what he wants. He's trying to get treated. 당신 kind of feel for him, but at the same time he's putting all of these people's lives in peril." Will everyone make it out safely? "I don't get killed," she assured me. "That's all I can tell you. I'm still alive." Perfect. Now can we just see 더 많이 of 당신 on the show?
Aftermath


After the kiss, from the night before. House wakes up in his 침대 at around 09:20am and gets ready to arrive late for work, as usual. On his way to the 부엌, 주방 he sees Cuddy on the sofa sleeping softly with her drink spilt on the coffee table. Her shoes were on the floor 다음 to her. House thought about putting a blanket over her but didn’t. Instead House sat watching her for a bit, before finally waking her up with a loud incoherent noise.

House: Wake-up sleepy head.

Cuddy: Eughh. What time is it?

House: (checks his watch) Uh-oh, seems 당신 are going to be late.

(Cuddy sat up and held...
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Title: Losing It
Betaed by: zeppomarx
Rating: R
Pairing: sort of House/Wilson, story is mostly focused on a twisted relationship between House and Wilson, though a non-sexual one; House/Cuddy friendship, House/Cameron friendship
Summary: After Amber's death, Wilson is having trouble moving on, he cant bring himself to forgive his former friend for the part he played in her loss. All he can think about is vengeance. House is willing to do anything to earn back Wilson's friendship, and this proves to be a recipe for disaster.
Warnings: abuse, violence, dark themes, mild language, *very* dark Wilson...
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 Dr. Gregory House. (Hugh Laurie)
Dr. Gregory House. (Hugh Laurie)
I've never had an original character before, but that's a really important skill in 글쓰기 so this is me in training...which means the character won't be flawless and I'd appreciate it if 당신 didn't kill me for it. My character is named Dr. Terrance Malcray, and because of my vivid fantasies about how awesome it would be if Stephen Fry did a cameo in House, I've given him the part.

Enjoy! (hopefully)


House's leg was hurting like hell today... the blinds were drawn, the lights were off: every soul in the hospital knew that under those circumstances, his office was a genuine lion's den...

all,...
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Here is chapter 6 of my fanfic.I have already written this chapter.I had to rewrite some parts.
ENJOY


As the person knocking on Cuddy's suite door,she got worried.
"Who is it?"Cuddy asked."Room service."the person said.She knew that voice.It was the same voice."I didn't order anything!"Cuddy yelled.The knocking stopped.The door's handle start to jiggle.Cuddy ran into the bedroom and locked it.She heard the door in the main room open.She ran into the bathroom.It had 5 locks on it.The bedroom door got kicked open.Cuddy got into the bathtub.She curled into the fetal position.Her 심장 started to...
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Chapter 4 of my fanfic.I will post chapters 5 and 6 later today.
I already written the chapter.
ENJOY!


After Cameron got done talking to Chase,she decided to go apologize to House.She went into her bathroom to gussy up.She grabbed her car keys.She started her car."Damn it,I need gas."Cameron said.She drove to the nearest gas station.She got out of her car and walked inside the gas/convenience store.She saw Wilson.She wanted to talk to him but she just got gas."Um yes,I need $20.00 of gas at 펌프 5."Cameron said to the clerk.As she turned around she bumped into Wilson."Wilson!I'm sorry...I didn't...."Cameron...
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 Blythe House
Blythe House
Disclaimer: House MD belongs to both 여우 and David Shore.

Author’s Notes: Yes, this is a post Wilson’s 심장 fic: What if the one person House has allowed himself to trust (besides Wilson) dies? What if it’s 의해 the hands of his own father? Will Wilson be able to bring up some understanding? How will this affect the decay of their friendship?

Angst, Drama, eventually House/Wilson friendship.

This is the story of similarities and differences, of two separate ways to 사랑 someone and miss someone… it’s called Our Loss because both House and Wilson have 로스트 someone close to their heart...
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"This is one of the most boring weddings ever"!

"Shut up,Carl!They might hear you.

(The couple,a 스타우트 man and a blonde woman walk towards the groom and bride)

BRIDE:Wendie,Carl,I thought 당신 weren't gonna make it.

WENDIE:Fortunately,I convinced the partners to give him some time-off.

CARL:Fortunately.
(Wendie squeezes his hand hard enough to cause pain)

GROOM:So,Carl,where are 당신 planning to stay after the reception?

CARL:We're planning to visit Wendy's...
(he grabs his stomach)

BRIDE:Are 당신 allright?

CARL:Fine,I just...
(throws up blood on the bride and collapses.People start screaming)

WENDIE:Call...
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How Does The Show Feel Different This Season?
Suprisingly, It still has the same voice. All this stuff is going on but it's just 더 많이 opportunityto do what we've been doing. House get's to torture 더 많이 people and the science is just as good. Chase (Jesse Spencer), Cameron (Jennifer Morrison) and Foreman (Omar Epps) all return, but not in the same way, yet it's still the funny, smart-paced show 팬 will be happy to see back.

How does this season start out for Cuddy?
At the beginning it's really about the fact that House has fired his entire team and thinks that it's perfectly OK. Wilson (Robert...
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