하우스 Article: 25 Things I Have Learned From House M.D.

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25 Things I Have Learned From House M.D.

posted by jemihuddy

1. 당신 can be years behind on clinic duty.

2. Cuddy doesn't have a shrine of Chase.

3. Tuesdays are a good 일 to tell someone 당신 사랑 them.

4. Vicodin is not candy.

5. And neither are sleeping pills.

6. Magic baths hurt.

7. Neediness is edible.

8. 당신 can't stop their love!

9. Men are stupid.

10. The CIA watches 당신 if 당신 wear green.

11. Dimes won't be picked up 의해 a magnet.

12. Wilson's not on anti-depressants

13. He's on speed!

14. Mops can be used as canes.

15. Symbolacalating is hard to say.

16. People drool when chase wears his short-shorts.

17. Forman's momma is so fat, when her beeper goes off people think she's backing up.

18. Chase is not a neurosurgeon.

19. The hospital would hold a bake-sale if House would get help.

20. Florescent lights flicker at the same frequency as the human brain.

21. Rats only sweat through their tails.

22. Relative to their size, the barnacle has the largest penis of any animal.

23. Anamrinome can cause arithmia and thrombocydapenia.

24. 당신 should take 2 "anti-depresents" when Cuddy walks into the room.

25. Never, ever touch the markers before consulting the flow chart.

inexplicable, nikky15 and 3 others like this

AreKay HAHAHAHAHA!!! I'm thinking of printing and framing this!!!

the_house_gene omg!! that's hilarious!!

watershed ....and it`s never Lupus

loiscklane I laughed when thinking of wilson saying rats only sweat through their tails!!

LittleSquid Lol, that's so funny. And I think magic baths only hurt when you pour Listerine into them.

Alexander_Rybak :P

House_MD_Lover LOL!!!!!!!

londonsrock awesome

InLoveWithHuddy ...And Everybody Lies -but not Everybody ALWAYS Lies. Ha... does this article have the making for a real forum?

LostInThought32 Ah I love these!

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Cuddy's Confession\House's Poem

posted by ToEkNeE

You're unbelievably annoying,
with every word 당신 say,
your unrelenting arrogance,
just pushes me away.
But something drew me near,
in that meeting those many years ago,
I'm not really sure what it is,
but I still can't, and haven't let it go.

You're 쓴, 쓰라린 and your a pain,
those I can't deny,
but 당신 have this special quality,
where to you, I cannot lie.
I think I'm predictable,
but I know that this couldn't be true,
because no one knows my 다음 move,
no one, except you.

You can be an real ass,
that, everyone can certainly see,
but 당신 can be kind,
if 당신 really wanted to be.
Despite these imperfections,
for you,...

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ER/House md fanfic Episode 1: All isn't 로스트

posted by x5mp1xp1nx22x

so this is the first rendition of my first ever fanfiction

Episode 1: All Isn’t Lost

Moments were a scarce feature in the winter. Mostly, the time passed quickly. Days moved through time with a definite purpose and overwhelming guilt. Snow blanketed over streets and railways and bus stop benches, heaven had never been so beautiful. But this was Chicago, and winter had its kryptonite.
Along the alleyway the snow pilled in dirt ridden clumps and around the multiple tracks of 구급차 tires. Footprints delved into the softness every few inches, yet...

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Obsessive House Disorder; an acutal disease i just made up

posted by Lisa_Huddy

So today, I suffered another 일 of eighth grade health(bleh) and today I actually desided to pay attention. We were learning about mental disorders and the first one that came up was OCD (and if 당신 don't know what that is...wow) and I thought about how obsessed I was about The Greater Good on Monday, then i remembered how obsessed I am about HOUSE... and I stopped paying attention and made up this disease in my head.

OBSESSIVE HOUSE MD DISORDER: OHD

Symptoms:
*HOUSE MD thoughts all the time
*constant wnt to watch HOUSE MD
*constant watching of HOUSE MD
** if member of 팬팝 또는 HouseWiki, cheacking...

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A Positive Influence - Chap 1: Introductions

posted by CuddyHuddy

Things for Cuddy just hadn’t been going very well lately. Since Cameron bailed, Cuddy was having a hard time. She really couldn’t blame Cameron though, it wasn’t her fault. She had done a great job with everything, even House, but she was right, Cuddy was the only one for the job. Even though she had been having a rough week at work, things hadn’t been nearly as bad as they were about to get. She knew that the current medical examiner had retired, that’s why she had hired a new one two weeks ago. What she hadn’t known was that he had taken a vacation in Mexico the week after she...

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Troubled: Chapter 6- Good News? Bad News?

posted by HouseJr

CHAPTER 6 GOOD NEWS? BAD NEWS?

Cuddy couldn’t stay in her 침대 any longer; she hopped out at 5am and got dressed in flash and headed to the hospital. She didn’t even eat breakfast, she went to her office, what would she do? She had promised Wilson they’d see them together but he didn’t come in till 7. She could eat; no she was too nervous, she sat at her 책상, 데스크 글쓰기 meaningless things on meaningless pieces of paper. Nothing like that mattered when in just an 시간 she would find out whether she could save her best friend’s, no the 사랑 of her life’s life. She fiddled and she wrote,...

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A 년 In Review With Misanthrope86: Because I Like To Tell People What I Think About Stuff

posted by misanthrope86

A beautiful 아이콘 describing what I did during the season 5 episode 'Joy To The World', courtesy of mimika_s!

A beautiful icon describing what I did during the season 5 episode 'Joy To The World', courtesy of mimika_s!

Well, as 2008 draws to a close, I thought I would write about stuff, mainly because I will be house-sitting until the 10th of January 2009, and will have no access to the internet during that time, so I won't be able to come 팬팝 and that means I will be in serious withdrawal and that I will miss all 당신 fine people! So, I thought I would share some 랜덤 thoughts with you, basically to fuel my own 팬팝 addiction for the last time before my 2 impending Fanpop-less weeks.

MY THOUGHTS ON HOUSE MD: SEASON 4

I got season 4 on dvd for Christmas, so I am currently reliving its greatness. Like...

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Murder in the Clinic Chapter 3: Investigations

posted by cocacola

Author’s Note: Please don’t make fun of the detective’s name. I put it in there for a valid reason that I will explain in a little challenge I’m going to put in a later chapter.
Murder in the Clinic
Chapter 3: Inspections

As he drove into work the 다음 day, House couldn’t help but notice how cramped Princeton Plainsborough’s parking lot was. News vans and police cars were scattered over the property, and House was particularly thankful for having a reserved spot. Despite this luxury however, a few unfortunate members of the staff seemed to have 로스트 their places...

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Wameron!Why I think it would happen!

posted by amberRocks

Hi!As everyone knows I 사랑 hameron and wameron!They are both favourites ships of mine!But I want Wameron to happen 더 많이 because a)hameron has already sort of happened and b)because when I started watching house I first became a wameron shipper.
But now I think it will happen.
Yes cameron is with Chase and yes things are going well and would continue to go well but we don't know anything about the epis after episode 10!
Chase is getting a story line!It might involves cameron it might doesn't!
But heres the things we know!
Wilson 로스트 Amber such as Cameron 로스트 PDH.He was alone and miserable in his...

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House ships that I personally have never heard of...

posted by geekmeister34

Hi, um, I did this when I got bored the other night, so, don't leave too many negative comments.
And I put some homosexual ones in there, so don't be mad about that.

Fuddy (Foreman and Cuddy)

Wirteen (Wilson and Thirteen)

Thuddy (Thirteen and Cuddy)

Kuddy (Kutner and Cuddy)

Thameron (Thirteen and Cuddy)

Cumeron (Cuddy and Cameron)

Chouse (Chase and House)

Chuddy (Chase and Cuddy)

Chutner (Chase and Kutner)

Tuddy (Taub and Cuddy)

Tameron (Taub and Cameron)

Chaub (Taub and Chase)

Kouse (Kutner and House)

Thouse (Thirteen and House)

Louse (P.I. Lucas and House)

Fase (Foreman and Chase)

Fameron (Foreman and Cameron)

Thoreman (Thirteen and Foreman)

Faub (Foreman and Taub)

Filson (Foreman and Wilson)

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The Boy Who Cried....LUPUS!?!

posted by Chandlerfan

So here I was doing my Latin homework (as 당신 do) when I came across the word made so infamous thanks to House MD, in one of the passages I was to translate. Lupus. Yes, I said lupus. (pfft to 'It's never lupus!') Anyway I've never come across this word in a translation before so I proceeded to look it up in my everso trusty dictionary and one of the meanings for it was wolf. See where I'm going with this? No? Then read on and you'll see - proided that 당신 can decipher jibberish!

Now we all know that lupus is a serious disease and not one to be taken lightly. And also that it doesn't particularly...

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A Chase fanfic!

posted by amberRocks

Disclaimer:This 팬 fiction is made for 팬 not profit.I own nothing of the characters and/or the show.

(This is a silly short fanfic in which Chase is the 별, 스타 and has all the screentime.If David 육지, 쇼 어 doesn't give him any screentime I will!)

Chase was wondering around the PPTH to visit some patients.He was so hot.No seriously he was getting hot so he took off his 셔츠 and tossed it away.
He started walking again and he met 13 on his way!
"Hi":she told him!
"Oh Shut up!":she told her and slapped her really hard!
Then he walked away and kept walking.
He saw Cameron on his way.
"Hi!":she told him.
Chase...

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Fanfic: Falling Away With 당신

posted by Chandlerfan

As some of 당신 may know, I’ve been going on about the ‘perfect song’ for a fic but never got round to 글쓰기 one due to the damn writer’s block! But I have now managed to finish it. Finally. So enjoy, and let me know what 당신 think! =]
One shot. Song lyrics in italics. Set in S5.

House
Sitting in his office, a lonely soul, wondering what went wrong. She was there for him, the only one sitting beside his bed. The reason why Wilson wasn’t there, he could understand, although he still expected him to forgive him sooner, being Wilson and all. But that didn’t quite work out the way he...

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사랑 Behind These Walls-Chapter 11

posted by housecuddy4ever

This chapter is mainly about Cameron.
So...if 당신 don't like Cameron,this chapter might not be as good as the others.
I just wanted to go into 1 일 of the character's lives.The 다음 chapter will be about Wilson,the 다음 will be about House,and the 다음 will be about Cuddy.Then it will be about the relationships and friendships.
So....
I hope 당신 enjoy the chapter!

Cameron was sleeping in her bed.She awoke immediately when she heard her front door being banged on."Who the hell is this?"she said getting out of her bed.She was wearing a tank 상단, 맨 위로 and white sweatpants.Her blond hair was in a low ponytail.She...

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사랑 Behind These Walls-Chapter 7:The Vistors

posted by housecuddy4ever

Sorry I didn't post the remaining 3 chapters of my fanfic yesterday.I didn't have access to my computer.
I had to rewrite some parts.
ENJOY!

Cuddy walked toward House.House saw her come towards him."I like it."Cuddy said putting her hands on his shoulder."I assumed..."House began."Don't assume everything House.I assumed 당신 didn't like me.You assumed that I don't like music."Cuddy said going to sit on House's couch.House finished the song."Don't stop."Cuddy said disappointed."That's the end of the song."House said popping a few vicodin.Cuddy shook her head."What?"House asked."You took 5 vicodin."Cuddy...

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Hugh Laurie Interview

posted by Chandlerfan

I couldn't post this as a link because, well, I don't have a link. So for some reason I decided to write it out for 당신 guys! =]
Aren't I nice? =P
Anyway this is from the 'Weekend' magazine (in the UK) so if some facts are outdated, that's why.
The bits in speech marks are what HL is saying, and the other bits are what the interviewer (Gabrielle Donnelly) is saying.
I used abbreviations sometimes, and a few bits have been missed out if thought irrelevant.
Enjoy!

Another typically sunny morning on the set of House and, in the roomy reception area of the fictional PPTH, lounges Hugh Laurie. The character...

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Munchausen's for House md (People who keep coming back for more!) NEW PEOPLE!

posted by oldmovie

Here at the House md spot we like people to feel welcome, please walk this way and I will give a tour of the prominent members at this hospital...did I say hospital I meant 팬팝 spot! If 당신 would please ignore the fanpoppers that run around popping Vicodin and smacking people with their canes, our staff are doing their best to keep the "fanatics" under control.

As guide on this tour I'll tell 당신 a little about myself!

Oldmovie

First of all describe yourself:
One word SPAZ. My 프렌즈 know that I obsess over things (namely people, 영화 and TV shows) lately I’ve been obsessing over...

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Actions really do have consequences....(please do not read if 당신 have not watched Wilson's Heart)

posted by oldmovie

Is House to blame for the actions of others?

After watching Wilson's 심장 I noticed that the writer's left us with a deep thought about the 질문 of whether House is guilty as to the death of Amber. At first my reaction was God NO, House couldn't help that they got into a bus accident but then I noticed something 더 많이 that the writer's were trying to say.
A main theme through House is the way he treats people and how his actions may not directly cause the misery and he 'techinically" is not to blame for a deed done, but indirectly he has caused people pain.

The first example I could think of for this was at the end of the Volger...

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6 더 많이 Degrees of Separation

posted by misanthrope86

Since the last 기사 I wrote, I have discovered many 더 많이 little connections between members of the cast of 'House MD'.

*Scott Michael Campbell, who played the corrupted police officer Joe in the "Euphoria" episodes of season 2, also starred in the movie, 'The Flight of the Phoenix' with Hugh Laurie, which was the movie Hugh Laurie was shooting in Namibia when he auditioned for his role in 'House MD' (Big thanks to oldmovie who alerted me to this one! *thumbs up*).

*Currie Graham, who played Mark Warner, has also starred in 'Boston Legal'. Other 'House MD' guest stars to also take roles on...

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Cameron

added by lovehousemd_frv

Source: me:)

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Fandom Secret

added by mrshouse62689

Source: fandomsecrets @ lj