1) Follow him around and keep asking the same stupid 질문 no matter what answer he gives.
2) Follow him around chanting, “Who 스톨, 훔친 the cookie from the cookie jar? Remus 스톨, 훔친 the cookie from the cookie jar!"
3) Give him nicknames that are unrelated to his real name. Ex: Paul. Joe. Han Solo. Teddy Bear. Freddie.
4) Ask loudly where 아기 come from. Keep asking him even if he claims he won’t tell you.
5) On the off chance he gets frustrated enough to tell 당신 where 아기 come from (previously mentioned on number 4), look offended and claim he’s not taking 당신 seriously.
6) Whenever...
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