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123 Ways to Annoy, Harass, Confuse 또는 Generally Scare Lord Voldemort

posted by emmett

1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'

2. Laugh at him.

3. Wake him up 의해 노래 바닷가, 비치 Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'

4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.

5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.

6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say 당신 taught him everything he knows.

7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.

8. Dance the Funky Chicken.

9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.

10. Pat him on...

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Your Favourite Tri-Wizard Champions!

posted by narniafreak12

The Tri-Wizard Champion!

So, I was buzy making picks to decide your favourite Tri-wizard champion, and I've decided to show the results in a countdown!

4. Fleur Delacour
In at number 4 is Fleur! She was always going to be last, with 당신 calling her 'a twit', 'over-the-top feminine' and 'little miss perfect'. She 로스트 당신 guys pretty badly, but I don't think she did too bad in the tornament, but hey, that's just my opinion.

3. Viktor Krum
At number 3, Krum! This Bulgarian seeker seemed to annoy alot of you, including me! Whether it was because he seemed 'bleh' (your words), 또는 because of the friction it caused between Ron...

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Potions, Spells and Magical Objects

posted by vanillaicecream

A
Accio (Summoning Charm) - Latin for "I summon."

Alohomora (Spell that opens locks) - Derived from the Hawaiian "Aloha" meaning "goodbye," and the Latin word "mora," meaning "obstacle."

Amortentia - "Amor" is the Latin word for "love," and "tentia" is derived from "tentare," which means "the handling of," "the making of an attempt," 또는 "the attack on." Hence, "the handling of love," "making an attempt to love," 또는 "the attack on love."

Anapneo (Spell that clears blocked airways) - In Greek, "anapneo" means "I breathe."

Aparecium (Spell that makes invisible ink appear) - From the Latin word...

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Interview with a Mary Sue

posted by LilysLittleTwin

Authors note: If 당신 don’t laugh, I shall set my army of flying turtles upon you!

Disclaimer: Yes, I own Harry Potter and have nothing better to do than write weird Fanfiction for my own book. If 당신 believed me for a second, quit 읽기 now.

~Interview with a Mary Sue~

Here I am, sent to interview a not-so-rare species. I’m your local reporter, LilysLittleTwin, and today I’ll be interviewing a Mary Sue named Angela Perfetta.

LLT: So, Angela, what are your hobbies?

AP: I enjoy painting, playing the violin, playing for the Montrose Magpies, and in my spare time, saving orphaned kittens.

LLT:...

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Use well the days - (A Barty Crouch Jr. 팬 Fic | feat. Sirius Black)

posted by bendaimmortal

Warnings: PG-13. Mild language. Mild violence.
Char.: Barty Crouch Jr, Sirius Black. The Crouch family in the later chaps.
This is NOT a 슬래쉬 fic.
Summary: Sirius and Barty Jr., unaware of it, end up in the same detention, which leads into battle of egos until they have to learn that each others are only human after all and even find something in common. The other chapters are something else though related to the first..
Chapters: Four. (4). The 2nd & later, do not base on any game topic anymore and so are completely written 의해 me and are all about the Crouch family.
Author(s): WolfAngel'JR...

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53 Ways to Infuriate Ron Weasley

posted by vanillaicecream

1. Tell him Hermione has a boyfriend.

2. Repeatedly ask him whatever happened to "Lav-Lav"?

3. Tell him Krum is coming back.

4. Stare pointedly at his forehead, looking bewildered.

5. …and when he asks what you’re looking at, say in a disappointed voice, “I just thought you’d have a scar too, being Harry Potter’s (sigh adoringly then look superior) sidekick and all.”

6. Tell him that Krum is having a welcome back party and everyone is invited.

7. ..except him, that is.

8. The 다음 time someone says “Ron”, state loudly, “Isn’t that the name of Harry Potter’s useless sidekick?...

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12 things i Learned From 읽기 Harry Potter

posted by simpleplan

1. Do not sing We're Off To See the Wizard When sent to the headmaster's office!!!

2. You're not dying.

3. Trees can be pretty dangerous...

4. Do not call Dumbledore Santa during the holidays.

5. The Chamber of Secrets is where Snape keeps all of his galleons.

6. Dont talk to strange snakes

7. Voldemort has anger issues

8. Harry sucks at Wizard Chess.

9. A dementors 키스 is a 키스 only their mother would want

10. There is a troll in the dungeon!

11. "You Know Who" is "He Who Must Not Be Named"

12. Trolls go into girls bathrooms

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NEW - Harry Potter Locations 런던 Tour

posted by britmovietours

Pusging the trolley through the 벽 at Platform 9 34

Pusging the trolley through the wall at Platform 9 34

Climb aboard as we take 당신 on a two 시간 bus tour to some of the 런던 locations used in the Harry Potter 영화 including sites from the latest film Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince.

Learn how the films were made, discuss the 책 and get trivia about the magical world of J.K.Rowling’s boy wizard. Along the way you’ll have the chance to get off the bus, take pictures and see the locations up close.

Feel free to dress up as Harry Potter 또는 any other character in the series, (only if 당신 want to). Keep your wits about 당신 as we’ll test your knowledge on the world of the boy wizard...

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Ways to Lighten Up the Ministry

posted by crazyduds2

1. Put a whopee cushion on Delores Umbridge's seat. When she asks 당신 why it's there, respond with, "The dark lord is back. Watch yourself." And than walk away.
2. Blare loud muggle rap 음악 from your office and scream "Oh yeah, baby!" And "Whoa yeah!" At 랜덤 times.
3. Install lighting in the Department of Mysteries and call it the "Department of Lighting."
4. Scream in the hall, "Bellatrix! Why have 당신 left me?" And than ask the nearest person if they would like to 가입하기 당신 for a butterbeer after work.
5. Tell everyone that 당신 have a secret. When they ask 당신 what it is, say "Meet me at Hogwarts." When they ask why, simply stand there until another person comes 의해 and ask them if they want a free broomstick.
6. Walk up to an employee and ask "Where did 퍼지 go?" When they say he left the ministry, scream in there faces that he didn't leave.

Well, that's all I've got. Thanks for reading.

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25 Ways to Tick Off a Harry Potter 팬

posted by BellaCullen96

1. In casual conversation, constantly ask: "Now what was the name of that kid with the scar again?"

2. Anytime they bring up the books, close your ears and sing loudly - then tell them they're spoiling it for 당신 (even if 당신 have no intention of 읽기 them).

3. Ask what "HP" stands for.

4. When they begin to theorize, bluntly say "I think Harry is in cahoots with Voldemort and it's all just a huge publicity stunt."

5. Tell them 당신 think the 영화 are better than the books.

6. Suggest they read the 책 on SparkNotes, because it's a lot faster.

7. Destroy any and all of their delusions...

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83 Ways to Annoy, Harass, Confuse, 또는 Generally Scare the Dursleys

posted by BellaCullen96

1. Should Dudley be backing up for any reason, go "beep, beep, beep . . ."

2. Egg their house. Don't feel confined to chicken eggs.

3. 코트 their entire 부엌, 주방 with butter.

4. Get a cheap Muggle cell phone. Give it a very annoying ring tone, and set it to ring every 시간 on the hour. Make it invisible. Hide it in the air vent of their house.

5. Charm their garden hose to come to life and spray them down.

6. Charm their lawn to sprout large purple mushrooms. When stepped on, these mushrooms should squeak loudly.

7. Replace any 꽃 in their garden with the ever 인기 water squirting flowers....

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프레드 and George Weasley: Gone

posted by serenafan122

For several long seconds, George’s mind refused -- no, was unable -- to comprehend what his eyes were telling it. He could not believe it; surely it was not possible. A joke, 또는 a misunderstanding, 또는 something serious, but not that serious, not enough to warrant the tears on everyone’s faces, nor his mother’s silence and outstretched arms. Not enough for Charlie’s pale face and blank eyes, nor Ginny’s quiet whimpers, nor Percy’s shoulders, heaving with silent sobs.

And then the awareness seeped through, the sight of Fred’s body registered, and there was something in his throat,...

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harry potter??? twilight vs harry potter

posted by H20rockzcleo

hi im caitlín and i enjoy 읽기 both harry potter and twiight 책 but....... i cant decide which one is better some people think different but its good to have an opinion!!! am i right, i think i am see thats an opinion and im just wanted to say what is your opinion ... and comparing is ok the world would be boring if we were all the same and thought the same and this is NOT JUDGE MENTAL!!!no debates please!!! my opnion is that there both smashing 책 to read and 당신 dont have to agree there both very entertaining to read and watch thats my opinion i cant wait to read yours!!!

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Remus Lupin & Salem Snape - Part 4

posted by Brysis

I don´t know if this part will be a little bit confusing for some ppl but i hope 당신 like it!
I really 사랑 to write this story...
Thank 당신 so much

His eyes were blue as always… but cold, intimidating, as the eyes of a wolf. We were in a room where I had never been before what surprised me. It was a small room with many old broken tables and chairs stowed on 상단, 맨 위로 of each other, wood shelves wrapped in 거미 webs caring old goblets. In one corner was a large mirror blurry 의해 dust, all of it was made of gold and I could see my face reflected in it. I was pale like a ghost and his eyes were still...

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Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

posted by Poopla

When i first watched this film, my first thought was that the film was absolutly brilliant but different from the book although it did have 400 pages ad so it was a lot to put in.
I thought the bad thing about this film was the absolutly rubbish 키스 의해 daniel radcliff and cho chang because it was too long and really wierd.
The good thing about the film was the special effects that made 당신 belive that it was there really happening. Also, i wish we saw 더 많이 of ginny, all she did was glare at cho chang which is boring. there wasn't much talking but lots of magic and exitment. I thought that...

House hybrids

posted by Pinnipedi

당신 hear a lot about house hybrids but not much about their actual characteristics? I just wanted to write something on what each hybrid would be like. What do 당신 think? BTW I was just trying to paint a picture of a stereotypical hybrid for each one. I wasn't saying all hybrids have ALL these qualities

Gryffinclaw

-Messy, prone to being very dysfunctional, don't work well within this society

-Would break the law to uphold the truth

-Against "the system"

-Spends a disproportionate of time online and not enough on school/work/uni

-Loud about their views

-Probably believes in the concept of "universal...

CHILDREN OF MERLIN - HARRY POTTER 1980s RPG

posted by bendaimmortal

In the years following the war the Ministry of Magic struggled to regain the public's trust whilst people struggled to find peace of mind in the uncertainty of Voldemort's disappearance. In 1985 letters start appearing with a very concerning 또는 very hopeful kind of message, depending on your point of view and personal beliefs. They are so anti-establishment, in parts so truthful, and thus potentially dangerous that the Ministry controlled Daily Prophet won't 게시하기 them 또는 any talk about them on the Readers' Column.

The letters lay out a vision of future where the Ministry no longer exists...

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Harry Potter Series- 책 또는 Movies?

posted by elsafan1010

I just knew I had to write this 기사 after seeing a lot of 팬 debating on the topic:

"Are the 책 또는 영화 better?"

So first of all, my 사랑 for Harry Potter didn't start from the books. My mother kept recommending them to me, but I was younger when the 책 came out first. That days, I always judged a book 의해 its cover. So when I saw a 랜덤 boy with a scar on his forehead standing and 7 책 about him, I said, "Mom, stop. I don't wanna read it, I feel like it won't be interesting,"

My mom said ok, and we left the bookshop. But from that 일 on, my 프렌즈 started watching Harry Potter...

All Deaths In Harry Potter 영화

posted by elsafan1010

First of all I should say this are the deaths of the movies, because 더 많이 people died in the 영화 then 책 such as Lavender. I was so sad nearly about all characters! So I'm reviewing their sadnesses and remembering, listing them.

Hedwig

Hedwig is Harry's loyal owl which was a present from Hagrid to Harry for his birthday. He died in Harry Potter and the deathly hallows while everybody drank a potion to look like Harry. The death eaters kicked him out of the way and he fell down from all the meters, never be sawn again. He has a wildly underrated death and Harry shouted "Hedwig," but never...

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⚡ Memorable Moments in Harry Potter ⚡

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