I Got 99 Problems

- It isn't illegal to do this, since the publisher 게시됨 it up on the internet first, just in hard to read handwriting.

OK, So this is J.K Rowling's 2 Page StoryCard.
Read it first, and the read my thoughts about it.
Then, 당신 can post your's in the comments!!

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The speeding motorcycle took the sharp corner so fast in the darkness that both policemen in the pursuing car shouted,"Whoa!" Sergeant Fisher slammed his large foot on the brake, thinking that the boy who was riding pillion was sure to be flung under his wheels; however, the motorbike made the turn without unseating either of...

There have been a lot of Harry Potter theories, ranging from the ridiculous to the strange to the horrifying.

I have composed a list here.

Please 코멘트 any other theories 당신 know of that I've missed. :)

Also: there are major spoilers in some of these. 다음 to each one, if there is a spoiler, I will write the book that it spoils, so if 당신 haven't read that one: skip that theory.

1. The Dursley Family is Justified (Spoils Deathly Hallows)

This is one of my favorites, 의해 the way. Now, we all know that Horcruxes often corrupt people (the medallion, Riddle's diary) and Harry is, as it was revealed...

Thanks to zanhar1 for the idea. it was brilliant xD

*Also like to point out, this is like a crack!fic so non of the characters will act like they usally do*

It took a lot of yelling and arguing, but Bellatix finally did it. She finally got Voldemort to go to the 바닷가, 비치 with her.
Once they got to the 바닷가, 비치 they both hissed at the sunlight. They weren't too fond of it since they preferred the dark, If 당신 couldn't tell from their pasty pale skin.
Bellatrix had pick out a nice 수영복 to show off for the lord, since she really wanted him to like her. Voldemort on the other hand, was covered head...

I found an interesting short essay from HP Lexicon and it made me think about it even deeper than it goes.

First off; please don't get me wrong.
I 사랑 Dumbledore's character, I 사랑 Lockhart's character, I 사랑 Hogwarts, and I love, love, love the 책 and the HP universe. I'm just wondering and interested in what, if anything, is behind all this I'm about to discuss.
That if Rowling possibly actually planned this somehow and for some reason many parents in that universe are willing to over-look huge problems and risk their children's lives because of someone's status and 이전 reputation...OR...