Disclaimers: If I owned Harry Potter, would I be 글쓰기 this stupid list?
I don’t even know why anyone would want to own Twilight.
1. When he’s fast asleep, sound a trumpet right 다음 to his ear.
2. Sing “The Song That Never Ends.”
3. At five-thirty in the morning, wake him up, ‘Good morning, dear Lord Snake-face!’
4. Constantly compare him to Darth Vader.
5. Let loose 3,846,729,462 mice in his bedchamber.
6. 코트 every corner of his headquarters in butter/cheese.
7. Introduce him to Bella/Voldy pairings.
8. Throw water over him. If my calculations are correct, he’d melt!
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