The following is from The Whimsic Alley Book of Spells. Any irony present is not intended 의해 me.
A Commanding Spell and Potion
의해 Dan "Rad" Cliffe
INCANTATION
Impero homo
DESCRIPTION
This is a spell and potion to make people do as 당신 say.
Potion ingredients:
Five grams of salt from the Dead Sea
Ten spoons of honey
One full ink 탄약통, 카트리지 (any color)
A drink the victim likes
50 ml. of your sweat
SPELL
First make the potion in the following way:
당신 need to take a glass,
Add salt from the sea of the dead,
Add the 50 ml. of sweat,
And stir with a spoon of lead.
Take the honey in a bowl,
Add it to the ink,
Stir the mixture 'round and 'round,
Then you're ready to add the drink.
Thirdly, add the 가장 좋아하는 drink.
The potion wil need to wait a year.
After that the potion is ready,
And tell the victim to drink a beer.
Wave your wand over the ingredients and say, "Impero homo." Now they will 침대 yours to command.
A Commanding Spell and Potion
의해 Dan "Rad" Cliffe
INCANTATION
Impero homo
DESCRIPTION
This is a spell and potion to make people do as 당신 say.
Potion ingredients:
Five grams of salt from the Dead Sea
Ten spoons of honey
One full ink 탄약통, 카트리지 (any color)
A drink the victim likes
50 ml. of your sweat
SPELL
First make the potion in the following way:
당신 need to take a glass,
Add salt from the sea of the dead,
Add the 50 ml. of sweat,
And stir with a spoon of lead.
Take the honey in a bowl,
Add it to the ink,
Stir the mixture 'round and 'round,
Then you're ready to add the drink.
Thirdly, add the 가장 좋아하는 drink.
The potion wil need to wait a year.
After that the potion is ready,
And tell the victim to drink a beer.
Wave your wand over the ingredients and say, "Impero homo." Now they will 침대 yours to command.
Ingredients
2 cups self-rising flour, 또는 plain flour sifted with 2 tsp baking powder
Pinch of salt (optional)
1/2 cup 버터 또는 margarine
1/2 cup fine granulated sugar
1 cup mixed dried 과일 (such as a mixture of moist packs of dried apricots, raisins and cranberries)
Finely grated rind of small orange
1 egg, beaten
3 Tbsp milk
주스 of 1/2 small orange
Instructions
Preheat 오븐 to 425 ºF.
Lightly grease baking tray.
Sift flour and salt together.
Using pastry blender, cut margarine 또는 버터 into the flour.
Add sugar, dried 과일 and 주황색, 오렌지 rind.
Stir in egg.
Add 우유 and just enough 주스 to make a stiff, sticky consistency that will stand in peaks when stirred with a knife.
Put walnut-sized heaps of mixture on baking tray.
Allow them to keep a rough, rocky shape.
Do not flatten 또는 smooth them.
Bake for about 10 to 12 분 또는 until golden and firm.
Cool completely on rack for flavor to develop.
2 cups self-rising flour, 또는 plain flour sifted with 2 tsp baking powder
Pinch of salt (optional)
1/2 cup 버터 또는 margarine
1/2 cup fine granulated sugar
1 cup mixed dried 과일 (such as a mixture of moist packs of dried apricots, raisins and cranberries)
Finely grated rind of small orange
1 egg, beaten
3 Tbsp milk
주스 of 1/2 small orange
Instructions
Preheat 오븐 to 425 ºF.
Lightly grease baking tray.
Sift flour and salt together.
Using pastry blender, cut margarine 또는 버터 into the flour.
Add sugar, dried 과일 and 주황색, 오렌지 rind.
Stir in egg.
Add 우유 and just enough 주스 to make a stiff, sticky consistency that will stand in peaks when stirred with a knife.
Put walnut-sized heaps of mixture on baking tray.
Allow them to keep a rough, rocky shape.
Do not flatten 또는 smooth them.
Bake for about 10 to 12 분 또는 until golden and firm.
Cool completely on rack for flavor to develop.
Well this is my 1st ever 팬 fiction. Hope you'll enjoy...
This is a very very short and sad story with a really happy ending if 당신 know what i mean....:D
So here goes......
Once upon a time. a boy named Harry Potter fell in 사랑 with a girl named Cho Chang "at first sight" coz he knew it'll all over as soon as she opens her mouth*wink*.....
Anyways...they spent some time together and too soon(for Cho at least) Harry asked her:"will 당신 marry me?"
Cho said:"no!!"
And that's how Harry began to live in peace and happiness!!!....
This is a very very short and sad story with a really happy ending if 당신 know what i mean....:D
So here goes......
Once upon a time. a boy named Harry Potter fell in 사랑 with a girl named Cho Chang "at first sight" coz he knew it'll all over as soon as she opens her mouth*wink*.....
Anyways...they spent some time together and too soon(for Cho at least) Harry asked her:"will 당신 marry me?"
Cho said:"no!!"
And that's how Harry began to live in peace and happiness!!!....
