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posted by vanillaicecream
1. Tell him Hermione has a boyfriend.

2. Repeatedly ask him whatever happened to "Lav-Lav"?

3. Tell him Krum is coming back.

4. Stare pointedly at his forehead, looking bewildered.

5. …and when he asks what you’re looking at, say in a disappointed voice, “I just thought you’d have a scar too, being Harry Potter’s (sigh adoringly then look superior) sidekick and all.”

6. Tell him that Krum is having a welcome back party and everyone is invited.

7. ..except him, that is.

8. The 다음 time someone says “Ron”, state loudly, “Isn’t that the name of Harry Potter’s useless sidekick? 또는 maybe it’s Ronan. I can never remember.”

9. Run up to Harry Potter and scream “Ohmigod it’s Harry Potter!” then beg for his autograph, and when he’s giving it to 당신 say to Ron “Hi…you must be…um…Harry’s, er, associate!”

10. Tell him the Chudley Cannons have asked Harry to 가입하기 their team as soon as he leaves school.

11. Take noisy pictures of him when he's playing Quidditch and announce to the rest of the team that they're for a very flattering 기사 in the Daily Prophet.

12. ..conveniently forget to tell them the pictures are for an 기사 entitled "It's True, 당신 Really Can Train Trolls to Fly."

13. Put a miniature Whomping Willow in his bookbag.

14. Get everyone to wear Hermione's knitted elf clothing.

15. …When he asks for some say “Really Ronald, 당신 don’t think these things are fashionable, do you? We’re only wearing them to raise funds!”

16. Associate everything he says with all of the 메리다와 마법의 숲 things his 프렌즈 have done.

17. ..never mention anything he's done when doing so.

18. Ask him why he wasn't in the Department of Mysteries helping Harry fight the Death Eaters.

19. When he insists that he was, roll your eyes and say in an exasperated voice, “Well 당신 didn’t exactly do anything important did you?”

20. Send him a Valentine's 일 card from Luna Lovegood.

21. Give him another pair of old, horrific dress robes and insist that he wears them.

22. If he refuses, act mortally offended for days.

23. When he finally does wear them, drag him into a public place and make it a point to draw attention to him.

24. ..make sure someone with a camera is nearby.

25. Call him Roonil Wazlib.

26. Ask him why he 스톨, 훔친 Harry Potter's nickname.

27. Speak in a fake foreign accent that's uncannily similar to Krum's..

28. Insist that West Ham is the best Quidditch team ever.

29. In the middle of the night pretend to wake up after a dream, clutching your forehead and screaming “Ron! Ron, your whole entire family has been eaten 의해 a snake!”

30. When he looks horrified, cheerfully exclaim; "Oh no, my mistake. Goodnight!"

31. Continue to have fake dreams of this incident every night for the 다음 week.


32. Kindly present him with a book entitled "Personal Hygiene: Back to the Basics" and smile when he looks mortified.


33. State loudly two 분 before a Quidditch match that Harry can't make it because he's practicing for his 다음 interview.

34. Ask Ginny to replace him.

35. Then say in an audible whisper “It’s not like anyone else is any good. Especially Ronan…no, Rupert… (sigh) Harry Potter’s sidekick…you know…(gasp of realization) Roonil Wazlib!”

36. 코멘트 on how well that one half of his eyebrow has grown in..

37. Tell him that the tattoo of the Hungarian Horntail on Harry's chest is real because Ginny's told 당신 she's seen it.

38. Constantly throw small, sharp objects at his head.

39. …And when he gets annoyed look innocent and say “I was only trying to give 당신 a scar!”


40. Tell him about three times a 일 that “Parvati told Dean to tell Seamus to tell Neville to tell 프레드 to tell George to tell Angelina to tell Alicia that Fleur knows that Krum said that Ernie said…

41. …To tell Hannah to tell Justin to tell Zacharias to let Susan know to inform Terry to pass on the message to Katie so she could alert Leanne to 확인 what Cho said to Marietta who told Padma to tell Hermione to tell me to tell 당신 that…erm…I can’t really remember…but I think it was something like…um…er…well someone in your family’s been killed 또는 something like that. I’m not sure. I’ll get back to 당신 on that one, ok?”

42. Ask if 당신 can borrow Pigwidgeon and when he says yes, produce two overly large packages.


43. Send him a Howler that will screech the Slytherin version of "Weasley Is Our King."

44. Sneak up behind him, cover his eyes, and say "Guess who Won-Won?" in an annoying sing-song voice.

45. Ask him why he isn’t wearing the 목걸이 Lav-Lav gave him.

46. Whenever he’s late for class stand in his way saying “Ron, 당신 can’t go through here because someone set off a load of Garrotting Gas…no Ronald 당신 really can’t…stop Ronald, just stop” etc. etc.

47. Offer him a plate of rock cakes and when he refuses to eat one burst into hysterical tears screaming things like “Betrayal of trust” and “Supposed to be my friend”.

48. Put Harry’s name into the Goblet Of Fire…or Firewhisky, whichever is available.

49. Run up to him screaming “Ron, you’ve won the lottery!” When he asks how much say “I’m not sure, about two 또는 three Knuts I think.”

50. Tell him he’s won a ‘Services To The School Award’ and an Order Of Merlin 1st Class and when he asks what for say, “For nearly getting strangled to death 의해 brains in the Department Of Mysteries in your 5th year.”

51. Tell him that, for the same reason, he’s also won Witch Weekly’s 472nd Most Charming Scar Award.

52. Remind him that the other 471 awards went to Harry.


53. Continuously point out mistakes in his Transfiguration work even if it’s perfect (which it probably isn’t) and when 당신 fail the class announce loudly that Ron taught 당신 everything 당신 know.
added by Cittycat19
posted by Flickerflame
I was asked to do this 의해 lorythefangirl after I responded to her earlier one.

Pros
1. Most of them did believe they were choosing the winning side at the time
2. They would likely be killed if they refused, 또는 otherwise punished.
3. If they come from old pureblood families which share the Death Eaters' beliefs, joining up would help maintain family harmony
4. If they're naturally malicious it gives them an opportunity to kill and torture

Cons
1. Most people wouldn't want to be forced to murder. They might be pushed beyond their own limits, e.g. Draco Malfoy.
2. They'd get imprisoned in Azkaban if caught, 또는 could be killed in self-defence
3. Leaving isn't an option once you're in
4. After they lost, those who'd survived would lose favour even if they avoided punishment
5. Voldemort doesn't seem to be a nice boss
6. It's a story really, and in most stories, the bad guys do end up losing and being punished.
(From the view of Draco)
Have 당신 ever seen something so beautiful as light? What ever it is that 당신 saw it would never be as beautiful as the light I have just witnessed as it stands this light which holds my 심장 together in one piece ceases to know I existed. Even though we walked down the same corridors to such things as laborious lessons that I cannot wish to attend, she floats on 구름, 클라우드 nine as she embraces her muggle-born ways that I Draco Malfoy mock her with my own undying 사랑 to her... the 더 많이 she floats the 더 많이 I fall and the only way that I can hold onto her and actually speak...
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The two of us; Kaitlyn and I, walked through the large doors and into the Entrance Hall. The entrance Hall was crowded as it always was on the first day. Students of all years were entering in groups, leaving the First Years a little startled. They probably didn’t know where to go, what to do, whom to look for. I smiled to myself, we were just like that! Some five years ago, I realised that we had grown only when I saw the little ones.
“Cal? Caldera?” I turned towards Kaitlyn, who looked irritated.
I raised an eyebrow, “What did I do?”
“We were talking, remember?” she said, furrowing...
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This speech was given 의해 Cheryl Klein, a senior editor at Arthur A. Levine 책 (an imprint of Scholastic Inc.), and continuity editor for the American editions of Harry Potter (books 5, 6, and 7 I believe.) She made this speech and gave it at the Terminus 2008 Harry Potter conference in Chicago, Illinois. The speech is about Harry Potter and why we 사랑 it, using these four elements: character, voice, theme, and plot. Enjoy!

•    My name is Cheryl Klein
•    I’m a senior editor at Arthur A. Levine Books, an imprint of Scholastic Inc.
•    And...
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posted by Flora_Swift
"Pheonix, I heard that a muggle called Joan Rowling wrote a book about me." Said Harry Potter one day.
"Harry, I know and I've read it. It seems that even though I'm just as famous as you, she doesn't mention me in the book. Oh yes, niether did she mention Lily." replied a girl sitting 다음 to Harry. She had long dark brown hair and misty blue eyes, she was so beautiful. Actually, she's not just a girl, she is Phoenix White, Harry Potter's cousin.
Harry smiled and replied, "Lily, I think she is much 더 많이 famous than the two of us. She is just so 메리다와 마법의 숲 and loyal, it was such a comfort to know...
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 Bella rules!
Bella rules!
FUUUUUUUU!
My friend just said twilight is better than harry potter!
Here is our convo:
"So twihard 또는 potter head ? We both know who's better" Me
"Yhea"
Potters
Twilight
I think not!
Oh yhea!?
Yhea! And to prove 당신 are wrong... I challenge 당신 to a dule!
Your on!
And also... whoever wins is the better non-fiction fan.
*after much explaining we step into dule positions*
당신 go first. Me
Ok! I turn into a werewolf!
Avada Kerdavra the werewolf.
*she runs off crying*

I think she's crazy. So your opinion. Hp 또는 Twilight?
 Harry Potter!
Harry Potter!
601: i will not try to make a 십자가, 크로스 breed between Hippogriffs and Gryphons
602: transfiguration is not for making super-ultra-hybrid betwen beavers and platapus's, beaverpus's and otter,beaverpus's with normal beaver, extra beavery beavterpus's with normal platapus's, extra beaverpusy beavterpus withregular otters just to create the ultimate aquatic mammal. (?)
603: just becuase moody can through wood doesnt mean i should ask him what boggart looks like
604:I am sure the mer-people have their hands full with the giant squid, so jumpinginto the lake and shouting "accio champ!" would be mean
605:-likewise...
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501. Bungee jumping off the astronomy tower is against the rules, even if it isn't written anywhere
.502. Using 사랑 potion number nine on people are illigal. Therefore I should not make Harry/Draco fall in 사랑 with Pansy Parkinson. Again
503. Snape does not take 노래 requests, therefore I should stop asking him to sing "Tearing Up My Heart"
504. -or any other songs
505. this list being used as a checklist is inappropriate, therefore i shouldn't do so
506. I will not refer to Voldemort as "Voldie-Poo"
507. I will not enchant Draco so that he looks Emo/Goth to everyone around him except himself...
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301. I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort.
302. The house elves are not there to do my homework.
303. Neither are the ghosts.
304. I am not a magical creature.
305. I am not the reincarnation of Merlin.
306. I am not Voldemort's illegitimate 사랑 child.
307. Professor Snape did not kill my father and does not deserve to die.
308. Seamus Finnegan does not have a pot of gold under his bed.
309. -Or under his robe.
310. I will not follow potion instructions in reverse order 'to see what happens'.
311. Grindewald is not my role model.
312. -Neither is Voldemort.
313. I will not cast...
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101. If someone's House Badge is green and mine is purple, it means they are in Slytherin House. It does not mean "TheSorting Hat thinks they're dumber than me."
102. Using the Engorgio charm on certain parts of the human anatomy is not permitted on the school grounds, not evenfor entertainment purposes.
103. Professor Snape does not enjoy being called "Snookums".
104. -Neither does he respond favorably to "Sev", "Snapey-Poo" 또는 "Debbie".
105. First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.
106. Hagrid does not have relationships with magical creatures, and I should stop implying that he does.
107. I am...
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posted by AliMissXtotheO
    Until now, I was looking 앞으로 to being sorted. But then Professor McGonagall told me I was to be sorted with the first graders, 또는 first years. Whatever 당신 call it. I didn't want every one in the school to view me as the girl who stood in line with the 11 년 olds.
    Things turned out to go better than I expected. Before she bagan the ceramony, Professor McGonagall turned the the four houses and gave a speech....about me.
    "Before I call any first years up to be sorted, I would like to announce that we have a transfer...
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 프렌즈 that stick with 당신 until the very end...
Friends that stick with you until the very end...
*Quick heads-up* I found this on another spot, and I loved it so much, I thought I should put it on this spot. It originally had about 130, I added 20 더 많이 and changed some a bit. Enjoy!

1. A decent plot. 
2. The Hog's Head
3. Character death. 
4. Quidditch. 
5. Real villains
6. A journalist 당신 사랑 to hate.
7. A character who's loyalties remain unknown.
8. Hogwarts. 
9. Magic. 
10. A wand. 
11. An all-ages audience. 
12. 프렌즈 that stick with 당신 until the very end.
13. 뱀파이어 that don't sparkle. 
14. The trio we could not live without.
15. Pranksters.
16. The Three Broomsticks.
17. The *very...
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Plots
HP: Harry discovers he has a special gift which he uses to protect himself, 프렌즈 and Hogwarts
BT: Zach discovers he has a special gift which he will use to protect his world

Main Characters
HP: Harry, Hermione and Ron – All from England
BT: Zach, Bala and Wen – From England, America and China

Set
HP: Set in England but they go to special places that 당신 can only travel to using magic
BT: Set in England but they go to special worlds (world of love, equality, without money)

Evil
HP: Harry has a history with Voldemort and holds the key to his defeat
BT: Zach has the gift that Dhoranka once possessed and is link to Dhorankas evil past

Conclusion:
Common features between 책 often help 당신 choose your 다음 book, which is a good thing. So is Birthright different enough to be considered a similar to Harry Potter 또는 is it just Harry Potter in a different cover?
posted by dragonsmemory
((Note: Even though this is classified as a fanfic, this is a true story, the story of one Potterhead, and the years in which I grew up.))

I'm proud to call myself a Potterhead. It's a 제목 I've justly earned. Especially now. As our first 년 without Harry Potter draws to a close, all of us think back, back over the journey that brought us here.

My entrance into the world could hardly be called remarkable. The 날짜 of my birth wouldn't become widely known for several years. I was born on July 31st, 1993, at 1:25 in the morning.

The first few years of my life are nothing but a blur, now. You...
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This text is not meant as critisism to anyone, but only to ponder how much wizards/witches really differ from muggles, and how much of it is only a trick of mind.

In HP related discussions and wikipedia sites, there are often speculations and thoughts painting the magical folk as 더 많이 different from us than they actually are. I think such habit comes from how the 책 give a extreme general image; as if the two groups of people had some sort of basic difference with their entire existance.
And I think that somewhat misleading image comes from how no one of the main character trio grew up in...
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Every body should read the harry potter series at least once. Millions of people of all ages around the globe have enjoyed the over 3,000 page harry potter series. If 당신 haven't read any of the 책 또는 seen the 영화 당신 should read the 책 first and then the movies.Also 당신 should hurry up and read the series!!! If 당신 are to lazy to read the series at least read the first book. The harry potter series has a lot of excitement and drama 또는 people who 사랑 that kind of book.There is probably over a million people who would agree with me.
 Bellatrix, zanhar1's 가장 좋아하는 character!
Bellatrix, zanhar1's favorite character!
Congrats to zanhar1 who won first place in our Harry Potter FOTM contest! And also, congrats to KitKatLex & HARMONYforever who got 2nd place, and gigibear16 who got 3rd place!

Just a note: The things in underline are my questions and the things in italics are zanhar1's answers

Q: What was your reaction when 당신 found out 당신 won?
A:Lol I did!? :D Bellatrix would be proud![/u]

Q: Who is your 가장 좋아하는 character out of the trio, and why?
[i]A: Hermione because she’s a lovely smart, lovely person. :3


Q: How did 당신 find out about Harry Potter?
A: My ex-friend, I used to hate HP, just to bother her....
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posted by nagini10
Warner bro's and j.k Rowling have decided to let peple come to the Harry Potter studios ,where there is hogwarts ,diagon alley, hosmeade and anywhere else in the wizarding world . They show 당신 how they do all the efects like how the brooms fly,the night bus and more.

They wanted hogwarts to look very real so they encouraged all the actors and 여배우 to carve their initials into the benches in the great hall and they hit the plates with a hammer to give them an authentic look.



I will be going to harry potter world so i will tell 당신 how it was.

P.S I am not talking about the one in orlando this one is in 런던 and it's the ACTUAL studio
 owl post in hogsmead
owl post in hogsmead
"HARRY POTTER AND THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX" (2007) Review

I usually tried to avoid 읽기 reviews of 영화 I am interested in seeing in the near future. Instead of relying on the opinions of others, I prefer to form my own opinions. However, my curiousity got the best of me and I could not help but read several reviews and opinions on the latest cinematic release from the HARRY POTTER franchise - namely "THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX". Mind you, the story was never my 가장 좋아하는 HARRY POTTER novel, but after the near travesty (okay, perhaps that 설명 is a bit exaggerated) . . . after the slight...
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